Well right now I am sitting on a couch staring very seriously at nothing in particular.
God: What's up?
Yep, i'm with god right now. Though this time I want some answers.
Me: What's wrong with Cristal.
God: Wha-what do you mean?
I can practically see a person looking away while saying this.
Me: You know what I mean. What the hell was that?
God: PHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh man I can't take it anymore. (sigh) Okay so I may have added something else to the book.
Me: What did you do?
God: I may have made it so that your reapers fall deeply in love with you no matter who they are.
Me: ...Uhhh.
My mind is overdrive right now. This is is beyond bad. Now I know that every male ever would be like "FUC&*!$ AWESOME". But I only see tons of problems.
God: You know this is going to be so funny. Especially when you reach plague.
Crap!
Me: What's the point of doing this?
God: It's funny.
Me: ... Your sense of humor is really messed up.
God: Yeah pretty much. You know people from your old world say god has a strange sense of humor. Well it's true.
Me: Umm could you get rid of this apparent love spell.
God: Nope.
Just this one word made me realize that he will never remove it.
Me: (Sigh) Fine but what the hell was up with cristal?
God: I'm not surprised you don't understand. Before, she didn't see you as anything as a friend/companion and a holder of unique magic. So these sudden feelings of love she has for you is confusing her mind resulting in her acting this way.
Me: I guess that makes sense.
Now for a question i've had for a while now.
Me: What are you?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well ever since we first met you said something that raised a question. How can a god give 4 people the power to kill other gods? I mean a god's power can't be no small thing. So who or what are you?
God: Wow i'm surprised you noticed though it did take you a while.
Me: There were more pressing concerns.
God: True. Anyway the answer to your question is simple. I'm a original. You see original's can be considered the first gods. All we did was create a few things and our creations went to town with the rest.
Me: So you are the first thing to ever come into existence?
God: Maybe.
Me: What does that mean?
God: Well actually we don't know if we are the first ever existence. There might be a being that stands above us originals. But we may never know.
Me: Well that's good to know. One last question though. How are the others?
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God: Their doing just fine. War is killing masters of slaves in a human capitol and having the slaves start a rebellion.
Me: That does sound like war. Always wanting to use his strength to aid the weak.
God: Yes, while hunger is enjoying himself on some elven cuisine in a elf village.
Me: Why do I think your not talking about food.
I knew this would happen. I mean the man is desire it's self. Also after everyone left us in Japan he couldn't really satisfy himself with anything besides whatever he found. He also gave up going after plague after she gave him a solid right hook a few hundred times.
God: Lastly Plague is closing in on your location.
Me: ...What?
Seriously?! I have even less time then I thought.
Me: Do I have some time?
God: You have about 3 hours.
Me: Damn! Can I wake up now?
God: Sure. See ya.
With that I was consumed by darkness.
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When I woke up Cristal was crying right over me. When she saw my eyes open she began apologizing while hugging me.
Me: It's okay. But right now I need you to focus.
When she saw my very serious face she wiped her face with her sleeve and gave me a i'm ready look.
Me: Okay now a person will soon show up. She is someone I know. However she is a little clingy and when she sees you she might freak.
Cristal: Oh really?
She seems both angry and happy.
Me: Yes, but first I need you to do something.
I grabbed my knife from off the ground and held it out to her.
Me: Try and break this>
Cristal: ...Seriously?
Me: Yes. If you can break it then you may suffer a lot less when she shows up.
She know looks a little scared.
Cristal: O-okay.
She took the knife, grabbed it at both ends and easily snapped it in half.
Cristal: What?!
Good. Her limiter is gone. This will make things easier.
Me: I'll explain later. But first how do I command the horse?
Cristal: I think you just give it a command.
I walked up to the horse.
Me: Do not attack anyone until I say otherwise.
As if understanding the horse bowed it's head and just lay down and fell asleep.
Me: Now then shall we begin.
I began teaching cristal defensive stances for the next couple of hours. Then finally out from behind a few bushes plague appeared.