It feels like every fiber of my being snaps away, and my whole body vanishes. I feel no pain as my license to existing within the physical reality is stripped away.
Even though my body is gone, when I look down all I see is light that replaces where my body used to be. It seems that I have become a ghost.
Hahaha, man this dream is more realistic than most other ones.
I have always had really clear and vivid dreams, but this one is going to a whole different level, and honestly I can’t complain, I might actually have fun for once.
“You’ll wish it was a dream when I am done with you.”
The loud and annoying voice is once again ringing into my ears, sounding like my mother once again like when she would yell empty threats at me for being a bad child when I was younger.
“THAT WAS NOT A THREAT BUT A PROMISE, AND STOP COMPARING ME TO YOUR MORTAL MOTHER!”
The shout is extremely loud and powerful, shaking my ghost like body and threatening to erase it from existence.
You know, you’re nothing like my mother because she at least had the decency to not invade other people’s privacy like this. Reading minds is very rude, and I do not appreciate it.
“I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING COMPARED TO A MERE MORTAL WHEN I CREATED YOU.”
You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.
You know, for a seemingly omniscient and omnipotent being with a vast amount of power your patience is very short, nothing like what most religions would have us believe apparently.
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Huh, maybe they stopped being so rude and reading me mi-.
“ENOUGH WITH YOUR ANTICS. I WON”T LET YOU EVEN PICK WHAT REALITY YOU GET TO EXIST IN ANYMORE.”
After the rant is finished by the impatient god, a wheel that looks like it is straight out of the wheel of fortune appears in front of me. Unfortunately there are so many tiny slices on the wheel that I can’t even read what I am spinning for.
“Now, spin the wheel and let fate decide where you go.”
The being seems to have calmed down, but I have never been a big fan of luck based games. Usually they are rigged against you and are never luck based. Looking back at a couple good examples of this, we have the game show called ‘Whammy!’ in which it seems that one must test their luck in order to get a large prize of money. It was discovered by one man that the game show actually ran on a certain set of patterns and was able to abuse this system. He went on the show and won thousands of dollars until-.
“SPIN. THE. WHEEL.”
I feel parts of my nonexistent body dissolve after the shout from the raging god. Deciding to not mess around with the poor little deity, I give the wheel a good spin.
The wheel spins for a while, before landing on a section of the wheel that I cannot read what it is. The voice seems happy about where I landed since they are laughing so hard I can feel reality shaking.
“YOUR FATE HAS BEEN DECIDED. GOOD LUCK SMARTASS!”
Rude.