.Ya it's me fucking crocodile lookin muther fker sobek. The truth about me not releasing a chapter in 2 weeks is partly because I'm lazy and partly not.

Etez and I live in different countries(obviously) and his school is still going (I think) while mine ended like a month ago. It's also really hard to stay in touch with etez. I'll send him a msg and then he will see it like 4 days later which gets a bit annoying. It's also due to the fact that I tell him to write somthing, he will say okay sure. And then I look back 3 days later and nothing is written. I mean I get it u have school fine whatever. Bt now I have to write this whole fukin chapter and I have a really shit work ethic. I swear I will be sitting there for 2 fukin minutes I'll write  a paragraph and a half and then BOOM! Motivation gone. I'll go and binge read other fics for the rest of the day. 

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It's just really frustrating for me that I can't keep my motivation for 30 seconds. BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO WRITE. I can think it in my head I have the entire chapter laid out in my brain bt when I go to explain it in detail on a Google doc. It's just like... Kill me. 

Anyway I do ALMOST have 1 chapter plus a side chapter finished. And I think both of them will be pretty fukin steller. Idk, whatever. 

Oh yea I'm also virtually creating a new language for this fic (you'll understand next chapter)I actually created some grammar for it too. I mean it's not on Tolkien elvish level shit bt it's not fukin gay(sorry watched to many idubbz videos)

It's 2:40 I'm gonna go make some green eggs and human steak or somthing. Uuuuhhhh go fuck urself and see u later feggs