"YES!!! I HAVE DONE IT!!!" he thought to himself, as he looked around in this new world. He had successfully gotten himself summoned as a hero like all of the stories he had read. He was standing in the middle of a throne room surrounded by lavish nobles.

He looked down, and noticed that he was standing on a large magic array, its patterns far more complex then he would dare to attempt to comprehend. On either side of him were several dozen exhausted people garbed in robes. They looked old and experience, presumably they were the ones who had just summoned him.

He was so happy that this moment had finally come, he shouted the word he had been waiting to say... He wondered what wonders of a class and what broken stats the world would give him

Name: Do you even have one?

Occupation : Nothing here either dude...

Title : Do something of note, seriously this is annoying...

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Level : 1 Hey look! Its not zero!!! Well done scrub!!

Health : 1/1

Mana : 1/1

Health regen a min : 1

Mana regen a min : 80,000

Physical Attack : 1 Nope...

Intelligence : 1 Nope...

Resistance : 1 Nope...

Agility : 1 Nope...

Dexterity : 1 Nope...

Focus : 1 Nope...

Luck : 1 would have thought this was zero huh? One word to that... NOPE!!!!

Magic Defense : 1, don't get hit by a spell dude or else its game over...

Defense : 1, on second thought, don't get hit by anything...

Magic attack : Are you ready for this? 1..............JUST KIDDING LOL the real number is 4791

Status : Nope, your fucked dude sorry....

One thought ran through his head...

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE STATS?!?!?!?!!?!"