The witness started on his testimony again

After I went down to the planet and, saw the “wolf looking dog that's sitting in the defendant's chair.”

“I looked around and, immediately know something wasn’t right there was too much food scraps around who knows where that dog got so much food. The witness seemed to want us to think he doesn’t know about anything about the Green Planet I pondered this and, asked it in question form. Hold it! You are telling me you don't know about the Green Planet or the murder?

“Murder what murder?” It’s not a part of this case so shall we move on came the prosecution weary voice.

“Even though it’s not part of this case it’s still connected!”

How is it connected he questioned me closely. Both the crimes happened at the same planet within one day of each other! That could be a coincidence he scoffed unless you have proof that they were connected he laughed because he knew there was no such evidence.

Continue the testimony unless someone can prove the murder case is connected we won’t bring it up again said, the Judge in a commanding tone. The Joker continued on “after eating the food wolf like creature fled it knew it had done something wrong so it fled right after eating without cleaning up after that I went to the base and reported this to the higher ups.” From all the evidence and, testimony it seems obvious that the defendant is guilty there is no reason to delay the verdict I declare that the defendant is “no I can't let this happen I must do something and quick!”

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Objection!

The prosecution turned to me whats this all about are you a sore loser? “Of course not I retorted.”

Crap what should I say I promised Cathy I can’t let it end like this!

The defense requests we have another witness!

Who is this other witness? The Judge questions.

The defendant Cookie! The defense requests Cookie testifys.

Objection! The prosecution objects to the defense’s request! “Hmm… this highly unusual Mr, Pain the court would even have to request for a translator badge.

The translator badge converts animal speak into human speak but, is a very rare item so it isn’t used in court very often. The defense “pleads to the court.” This testimony will be very helpful. We will go through with the defense request only of the defense is willing to be penalized if the defendant doesn’t say any relevant information!

“I agree your, honor.”

The Judge bangs his gavel and, says

Court will recommence tomorrow after we obtain a translator badge.

That was too close. This is my first case and, I almost and, badly! Thank you so much Mr, Pain for defending Cookie. “Haha this is the first time I've heard you call me Mr, Pain. Cathy goes bright red don’t tease me Pain or you don’t want to know what I will do humph.

I sure hope Cookie has some relevant information for tomorrow's court case or I will be penalized. “I’m sure she has something Pain don’t worry.” Yes I think I better go get some sleep now so I am well rested for tomorrow.