The blinding sunlight illuminates the picturesque scene of a man and woman holding their new-born baby. But the two had anxious expressions on their face.
The baby start’s wailing and the anxiousness fade’s from their face, the baby is given a soft breast to suck on. Now you might think “aww… cute baby” but what you don’t know is the baby’s thoughts.
‘Damn these boobs are the best, I haven’t felt a boob this soft in my life. My Dad’s a lucky guy.’ Anton had been staring at the two of them without crying after his birth so there was a bit of a panic, however he figured it out and started crying and everyone calmed down. ‘But damn I can cry loudly’ he thought. After feeding he stared at the two of them.
My Father was at least a foot taller than my mother, actually he was taller than everyone in the room. He had long straight silver hair, which flowed down to his shoulders. His eyes were like deep Blue Ocean, large and blue. He had a perfectly symmetrical face, with sword like eyebrows and a defined jawline and basically perfect cheekbones. He had a light yellowish skin tone. He was one of the most handsome men I had ever seen.
My mother who was lying down in the bed had quite a pale white face, her beautiful black hair was spread over the pillow. Her oval face complimented her mesmerizing smile that was looking down at my face, her thin but arching eyebrows complimented her large round black eyes, the cuteness one can only achieve in my previous world by taking the picture of a mesmerizing model and then spending hours on Photoshop, couldn’t be compared to the natural beauty of my mother.
They started talking to each other in a language which I could not understand while smiling and occasionally glancing at me. Suddenly a loud shout was heard and the doors of the room were opened to see two elderly couples walking in together. Their faces were filled with smiles as they saw me. They seemed to be my grandparents as they both resemble my mother and father respectively.
After that people who I presume were family members started crowding into the room and start passing me around like a shared blunt.
‘Damn what the hell if they keep doing this, ima just scream’ and I did. I was quickly placed back into my mother’s arms. ‘Today was a tiring hour, it’s so warm… and cosy… I… sleep…. just… few minutes…zzZZ’
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Profound Dagger sect, Sect master’s room
Two middle-aged men are sat across each other. Both wearing solemn expressions on their faces.
“The Swordheart family has an heir that was prophesised by the grand diviner to be the end of the dagger. As there is no other dagger sect which opposes them, it must be talking about us right sect master?” said the dagger sect elder.
“Why say what we already know, we need solutions not explanations.” The sect master rebuked
“Shall we try to make amends” said the elder
“Amends! We killed his brother, they will never make amends with us, what we need to do is kill the child before the divination ceremony when he turns 1” said the sect master
“There are countless experts in the Swordheart household how are they just gonna let us assassinate him, we’re probably being kept under surveillance right now” said the elder
“I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows an assassin group from the demon continent they will invade take care of it as long as we pay enough” said the sect master
“*sigh*as long as the crisis is averted” the elder said.
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3 months later Swordheart household
‘Life is bliss’ everything I need done is done for me as long as I use my ringtone aka scream, I can get anything I want. Boob milk if I want some, someone to lift me up if I want, living out my days sleeping and playing with my parents and extended family. It reminds me of the times in my home town in the previous world, the time I spent with my cousins, grandparents, aunts and uncles. ‘Life is bliss indeed’
However if you mistook me for a lazy baby then you’d be wrong, I have started to understand the language a bit, words here and there. But my most proud accomplishment in the last 3 months is the fact that I can crawl, and if I do say so myself, I can crawl fast.
Obviously this did cause some issues as the maid girl that follows me around is always worried and doesn’t let me out of her sight.
Oh yea forgot…. I have 2 full time servants following me around, still don’t know their names however one is a furry… I freaked out first time I saw the tails. However the furry is the tall muscular man in the butler’s outfit. He has 9 white fluffy tails, which I like to play with. He’s usually shouting at other people but he’s always smiling at me. On the other hand the girl is like a classical Asian beauty, black hair, black eyes. She looks 15-16 but she is at least a D-cup, if they had Bras here. She’s a lively person and always plays with me.
Today, for some reason both of them look tense and nervous. My mother took me and changed me into extravagant clothes and took me out to a room that looked like a living room. All this time I had only been in my room and my parent’s room and the corridor which connects it. But there waiting were one elderly women, one women similar age to my mother and finally a little potato. I wonder why they brought a potato…