Hello! My name’s Xudo Kui.

Currently I don't think I have ever been so bored in my life, and in case you're wondering the past six centuries or so have gone by and I've pretty much done what I've wanted on this planet.

In case you're wondering I was human. WAS. Key-words are important and should be noted and remembered.

It started when I accidentally ate a god... and by accidentally I mean I was dying, the god was bored and tired of living(not really, just really bored and kinda stupid) and merged in my body on a whim.

Pretty stupid really, he thought shit along the lines of 'It's so boring, I might as well have some fun~' and then he merged into my body, but low and behold an unexpected reaction happened and I overpowered him and ate his soul... thus I gained his powers.

After that it's been an uneventful six centuries~ is not what happened to my joy.

The god I consumed was a high ranking god on earth (lol) considering how easily I ate the guy I pegged him for a pushover.

He was a god of darkness and shape-shifting by the way.

I ate him; got his (my) powers and apparently a new ability awoke in me because if I ate another celestial being like a god or their servants I would gain their powers... don't ask me how I knew that it's just something you know when you become a god like your powers, abilities, affinities, and other multiversal  knowledge.

The other gods got pissed and I ate him and their servants.

Too bad there wasn't more.

There was only enough gods to give me a couple handfuls of elemental masteries and abilities.

Gods taste fucking awesome by the way.

After killing all the other gods and eating them I gained control over light, earth, fire, wind, water, lightning and of course the original darkness ability.

After three centuries of fighting and then eating the last of the gods, I got pretty bored real quick.

So I spent the next two hundred years gaining a complete and comfortable control over the abilities and powers, and where they branch off into.

You know the best part about having the abilities the gods have, just all at the same time? “FUSION HAA”.

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Seriously. I can fuse the abilities which is awesome~ and they look awesome too.

Personal favorite would be mixing Darkness and Lightning together to make a black lightning bolt that literally disintegrates anything it touches.

At the time I went overboard over how I excited I got about it and accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty... meh was all I could say, and then I burst into laughter as I looked at the humans.

They were freaking out and it was fuuuuuuunay.

Well enough of that and let’s get to the present.

After watching over humans and having fun with them in various ways until this point I got bored and destroyed earth. The End.

After that I created a portal made of darkness, as Teleportation and shit like that is a branch or another form of the power.

If you're wondering why I destroyed the earth it's because humans destroyed it to such a point that the planet looked like a fucking dump.

Literally, you remember how earth looked in the movie wall-e?

Well this was way worse than that. Trust me. Gross.

It pissed me off to no end and I put the planet out of its misery.

I can be merciful at times~. After becoming a god or rather more like a god eater... I can truly say humans are nasty.

Well I am going to teleport to a new world and invade it and eat the gods there. Maybe. If they piss me off. Or I feel like it. Meh we'll find out.

One thing I want though is magic in the world.

And NO there's no magic on earth, the gods had abilities and powers akin to magic but more like a natural ability like telekinesis.

Not magic, as it really doesn't take anything to use. I got the knowledge that magic existed from eating other gods and gaining their knowledge.

In a certain edge of the multiverse there is a cluster of galaxies that contain magic.

So I decided to teleport there, or rather in that general area.

I hope there are elves… I wanna spend some time with some elves and make some demigods maybe?

And so begins my journey to the new world~ Onwards to fun!