Tapping his fingers on the wheel of his car, Stephen Jacobs hummed along to the loud rock music blasting from his speakers. Just finishing a shift at his job, he was eager to get home, relax in front of the television, and watch something to get his mind off the drab, boring work of helping people solve their 'important' computer issues. As he drove, he sang along with the music—at least he tried to. At some points in the song, he mumbled random words that sounded like the lyrics, a habit his wife pointed out every chance she got. Today was a good day. It was Friday, and he was heading home. What could be better? he thought to himself as he pulled into the driveway of his house. The small, single-story abode was nothing special, a simple house for a simple family.
He got out of the car and fumbled with his keys, tossing them into the air and catching them as he walked to the door. It was something he did frequently, though he wasn't sure why. At first, it was because he thought it made him look 'cool,' but now it had just become a habit, like everything else in life. Motions he went through day in and day out. He put the key in the door, turned it, and walked inside, nearly bowled over by a large dog excited to see his master.
"Yeah, yeah, hello Duke," he said, reaching down to pet the dog's head and give him some scratches. Stephen smiled and patted the dog while kicking off his shoes. He stretched his back, feeling it crackle and pop as he rolled his neck from side to side.
"Where's mom?" he asked the teenage boy sitting in front of the computer playing a block game with his friends. The boy didn't even look, just pointed to the bathroom.
"Good to see you too," Stephen muttered, shaking his head as he flopped onto the couch. His legs bounced up into the air as he sat down. "Where's the TV remote?"
Stephen looked around, lifting up papers, moving cushions, and looking under the couch. This was the one thing he couldn't stand. He was ready to end his day watching some TV or playing a video game, but none of that could happen without the blasted remote. He glanced towards the bathroom.
"I need to find it before she gets out; otherwise, I will never hear the end of it." This was the routine. He would search high and low for something, and his wife would walk out, go straight to the object, and find it. It was their game. He would joke with her about calling it witchcraft, how she could find everything even if she had no interest in the object. Not today. Today would be different. Stephen hurried around the house, intent on beating this so-called power his wife seemed to have.
"Ha, found it!" he exclaimed, holding up the remote like it was some ancient artifact belonging to a holy order of couch-dwelling zealots. His son simply rolled his eyes and shook his head, ignoring his father's antics. The bathroom door opened, and his wife walked out, with a cocked eyebrow catching Stephen holding the remote above his head. She smiled and shook her head. Her brown, almost black hair waved side to side slightly. Her hazel, almost golden eyes shined with playfulness.
"What?! I found it!" Stephen said as he flopped back down. His wife approached and leaned down, giving him a kiss and a smile.
"Yes, I can see that. Was it on the table, under the books?" she asked.
Stephen's face dropped. How did she know? She wasn't even in the room.
"Maybe, but I guess we'll never know," he replied, pausing as his wife sat next to him. He turned on the TV while she lifted a book and began to read. This was their routine. They would talk sporadically as each went about their own hobbies or activities. They would eat dinner, talk about their jobs—or, as was often the case, complain—and enjoy each other's company. Occasionally, they would playfully harass their son to make him cringe while he played his games with his friends. It was a simple life, a calm life, a routine life.
As usual, Stephen now sat alone at night, watching TV in the dark as his wife, Abigail, and son, Luke, went to sleep. He liked it this way. He was always a night owl. The television droned on as his eyelids began to sag. The sounds emanating from the TV began to fade, and Stephen stood up, turning the TV off and tossing the remote somewhere he would forget about, beginning his search for it anew tomorrow. But for now, he needed to sleep. As he made his way to the bed, he took note of a low hum in the back of his mind, partially ignoring it as a sign of his need for sleep. His dog, Duke, jumped off the bed so Stephen could lay down before he would inevitably hop back on. As was the routine, day in and day out.
Stephen closed his eyes and took a deep breath, feeling the warmth of his wife's body next to his. Her skin was smooth, her scent that of strawberries from the shampoo she used in the shower. He liked that smell. It was familiar and helped him drift to sleep. With an arm draped over her waist, he snuggled up and let the darkness of sleep take hold.
Welcome to Eldoria. Please select your starting job.
A screen appeared in his mind. It was opaque black with a silver border and white text. The world around was black, pitch black, all except for this single floating screen.
"Huh? Weird dream... wait, I'm aware I'm sleeping?"
He looked around, only to be confronted by more darkness. It was oppressive and lonely. But it was just a dream, even if he was aware of it being a dream.
Welcome to Eldoria. Please select your starting job.
The screen flashed and flickered. With a shrug, Stephen scrolled through a provided list of jobs: Cleric, Wizard, Druid, Beast Tamer, Barbarian, Warrior, Paladin, Psionic, Rogue. Chuckling to himself, he shook his head and selected Barbarian. It was the class he played in tabletop role-playing games. Something about being a hulking brute able to stride into battle and fight ferociously was appealing. Some would call it the 'male power fantasy,' but he didn't care. It was fun, and people played games to have fun. He tried to tap the screen, but his finger went through it.
Welcome to Eldoria. Please select your starting job.
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Stephen tried again, and again his finger went through the screen. His eyes narrowed on the small screen.
"Barbarian," he spoke, hoping it would change something.
Welcome to Eldoria. Please select your starting job.
Stephen let out a sigh and shook his head, his eyes narrowing once more.
"Barbarian!" he shouted at the screen to no avail. This has to be the worst dream imaginable, stuck in a dark void, with nothing but this damned screen hovering in front of him.
Welcome to Eldoria. Please select your starting job.
He stopped and thought about it, staring at the words. If only he could select the damned thing, he could move on. Just as he thought about it, the word 'Barbarian' changed to yellow, and the screen vanished. He had done it just by thinking about it. He looked around for any change. Nope, still in the dark. He tried to take a step forward, but his body didn't respond.
Now Loading Eldoria. Please wait.
A new screen appeared, and a little bar slowly filled up. He could hear the rattle and whirling sound like an old internet connection filling the void of blackness he found himself in. As the bar filled, messages appeared at the bottom of the screen. He recognized these as tips game developers would give the player while they waited to load.
Don't forget healing potions! They will save you if you're in a pinch!
And then another message appeared, I mean he had nothing better todo then read them right? If he had to wait to for a loading bar, might as well learn what he can.
Remember, your Character level is the sum of all of your Jobs!
Just as the bar was about to be completed, it wiggled and jerked. It bounced back and forth between one hundred percent and ninety-nine percent. Stephen smirked. Even in his dreams, developers couldn't fix all the bugs in their games. He shook his head and let out a sigh.
Error, Memory recontextualization failed error code 1000054YVT.
A red box appeared right in his face. It made him lean back. If this were in the real world, he would be on his phone looking up a solution for this. But since this was a dream, he just stared at the words.
"Seriously, I can't escape bugs even in my dreams!" he shouted playfully at the screen. Before long, a new screen appeared.
We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please accept this as a token of our sincerest apologies. Hidden Job Glitched unlocked. All Attributes +10. Skill 'Glitch' unlocked. Skill 'Glitch' Level 1 unlocked. Skill 'Glitch' Level 2 unlocked. Now loading Eldoria, starting zone: Whispering Woods.
In a flash of light, Stephen felt weightless. Air rushed past his head, and he struggled to open his eyes. When he did, he found himself rapidly falling towards a lush green canopy of trees. The wind whipped past his ears, his hair billowed and flowed, and his eyes widened in horror as the landscape grew closer and closer. He tried to scream, but the speed of the air hitting his face sucked the breath from his lungs. Just as he was about to impact the ground, he stopped suddenly and was oriented feet first, slowly touching the ground.
Welcome to Eldoria. Quest obtained. Quest name: Get your bearings. Quest objectives: Familiarize yourself with the world. This is a mandatory quest.
Stephen shook his head and blinked a few times. The screen followed his gaze as he looked around. He looked at the screen fully, and the quest notification vanished. Well, if this was a game, he should have a Stats screen. Just as the thought entered his mind, a new window appeared.
Player: Stephen Jacobs
Health Points (HP): 100
Magic Points (MP): 15
Character Level: 3
Job(s):
* Barbarian (Level 1)
* Glitched (Level 2)
Attributes:
* Strength: 32
* Dexterity: 24
* Endurance: 38
* Intelligence: 44
* Wisdom: 34
* Luck: 17
Skills:
* Melee Proficiency (Level 1)
* Brutal Strike (Level 1)
* Glitch (Level 2)
* Overcome (Level 1)
* Adrenaline (Level 1)
Titles:
* Glitched
This was a lot to take in. Stephen focused on each section of the screen and soon learned that by doing so he could get more detailed information about each attribute and skill. His eyes then glanced down at one skill in particular: Glitch. What the hell is that? he thought to himself as a window appeared in front of him with the details pertaining to the skill.
Skill Name: Glitch
* Ability: User can absorb a single trait from a defeated foe. On successful activation, user gains 2% of defeated foe's highest attribute. On a critical success, user gains a skill of the defeated foe. This ability applies to monsters and humanoid targets. Success rate increases with the Luck skill.
* Level Up: Each level of Glitch increases a random attribute by +2.
So, with this, I can increase my attributes? Interesting, he thought, dismissing the screen and going back to his status. He looked at the title he had, Glitched. A new screen appeared.
Hey buddy! Look, it's a bit hard to wipe all of humanity's memories of their past life and not encounter an error. This is our way of saying 'Oops,' so yeah, sorry bud!
Stephen's mouth hung open. Wait, what? Wipe the memories of humanity!? Stephen raised an eyebrow at his thought. Also what is with that message!? Sorry bud? You have got to be kidding right, the developers obviously new this bug would happen, but seriously. This dream is getting weirder and weirder. He looked around at his surroundings: a pine forest with lush green grass and ferns growing in various places. The air smelled fresh and crisp, with bugs buzzing around him. It was serene and beautiful. Stephen could hear what sounded like a stream in the distance. A stream meant water, and if he followed it, he might find civilization or at least other people.
As he walked, he played absent-mindedly with the various screens. He learned he had an inventory with starting gear, and he could materialize the gear if he thought about it. He still had to actually put the gear on, but that wasn't too much of an issue. He stopped to equip what was called 'starting armor' and two throwing axes. The armor wasn't anything special; it was a simple hardened leather chest piece—brigandine, he thought it was called—and hardened leather leggings. The whole ensemble looked like something straight out of a Viking movie. I mean, he did take the starting job of Barbarian, after all. But he didn't mind; this dream was surely interesting.
After ensuring everything fit perfectly, he moved his torso to make sure it allowed for movement. Satisfied, he continued on his way toward the stream. As he moved through the brush, the faint sound of birds and buzzing of insects slowly faded. Must be getting close to people, he thought to himself. He was completely unaware of the yellow eyes following him, slinking closer and closer, moving slowly to avoid breaking a branch.
Crack. The sound of a twig snapping echoed in the still air. Stephen became acutely aware that he was not alone in these woods.
Instinctively, he reached for one of his throwing axes, gripping the handle tightly. His eyes scanned the trees and underbrush, searching for the source of the sound. The forest, which had seemed so peaceful moments ago, now felt oppressive and filled with hidden threats.
"Who's there?" he called out, his voice steady despite the adrenaline pumping through his veins. The only response to his voice was that of a low rumbling growl.