Bob was a fat old obese shamoo. He has dyslexia and got rejected from mcdonalds. he has a strange obsession with the taste of human flesh; in other words, Bob was a cannibal. Bob and his husband had a german shepherd called Links. Links was a big boy german shepherd. He gored 3 of bobs adopted children to death, "accidentally".

anyway, back to the story

One night, Links was too depressed that bob wouldnt get any woman german shepherds for him. Links escaped. HE RAN HE DIDNT WANT TO LIVE IN THIS RETARDED CANNIBALS GODDAMN HOUSE FULL OF ADOPTED CHILDREN AND GAY BOOMERS. Links needed to go to the mind doctor.

Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.

Links took refuge in the nearby woods. Bob wouldnt find him, the old half-blind half-deaf half-unable-to-speak-boomer. DISASTER! Bob came. Links shot out of the bushes and uppercutted bob. Bobs 50 chins wobbled. "Bad boy", bob said in the worst goddamn retarded voice he could do. Links said a bad word in doggolingo and turned back for a run-up. He ran at bob and tried to bite his fatass face but couldn't get his jaws around it. Bob's belly wobbled. It wobbled a lot. Bob whacked Links in the side of the face with his belly. Links' head snapped sideways as several of his teeth gave way. Links turned and fled. He probably just got rabies or covid or whatever off of Bob's disgusting germs. He pictured in his mind that chubby smug ugly fat retarded face that he would once rip apart. He couldn't match Bob's power. Not yet.