First of all, Sorry everybody! I was actually planning to release this chapter day before yesterday , but situation didnt permit. I have been sick theese past three days. Spells of dizziness, stomach ache, headache, vomiting....u just name it.Above all that, my net has was going haywire.
Which after investigation turned out to be all because of a rat.A rat actually chewed my modem line, leavingy whole house disconnected.
Finally I actually wanted do write this story on a serious tone.But I am a utter failure. Thsi story is walking the path of light comedy...
Later on, I actually might try to convert the mood
..but not now
And I have written this in first person.Chapter 2 will be in 3 person.So please don't forget to tell, which is better.
And here is my chappie..
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Ahhhh!!!!! I HATE THESE DAMN GODS!!! Who in his right mind destroys somebody’s Sunday?!?
My precious…My god damn precious Sunday, all completely destroyed. It was supposed to be a day, where I could kick my feet in the air, laze around the house, watch some flicks, PK some noobs, or maybe go and conquer a fort or two.
But NO! I am running with my life from a god damn RABBIT!
A BLOODY RABBIT! (I swear, it seriously is bloody!)
WHY A GODDAMN CUTE WHITE RABBIT?
It could have been anything! A wolf. A mammoth, cat girls, Martians, even my mom, but a rabbit seriously? How bad my luck could get.
Who knew it was just the start…
23 HOURS 10 MINS AGO…
Before I start my rant, Hi! I am Cicero Greenwood. Cicero, yes as in the famous Roman Orator and Imperator. You see my mom is a famous archaeologist while my dad is a famous history researcher. They had a big fight over my name, which ranged from Caesar to Hannibal to Solomon…You get the idea. When finally someone suggested Cicero, which my parents actually agreed to! Bless that person…Or I would have been nameless for my whole life.
So I am 18, and supposedly handsome with my black hair and blue eyes. With a height of about 180 cm, I am taller than your average joe. And I am an introvert . I would prefer to do anything than go and meet some body, and plaster a fake smile and continuously nod and reply while they ask, how my study is going! And did I say that I love reading and playing VR games? They are the holy grail of my dreary life.
So today, was supposed to be an average Sunday Morning. I got up, punched and abused my dear alarm clock, completed my daily morning rituals, had a video chat with my parents where they informed me that they would be extending their already month long trip by another month. *Sob*
It seems archaeological ruins are more important than me…
After which, I had some sunny side up omelets, followed by cleaning and grooming of Kiki, my Antarctic Cockatiel. She is one of the genetically modified animals which were used to repopulate Antarctica. With thick pure white feathers and crest she is a charming beauty. Due to genetic modifications she also has an average intelligence of a 10-12 year old child. So she very well understands me, and allows us to have some entertaining conversations like where homework turned into zombie and was eaten by the hero who turned out to be a demon king who was killed by the principal of an academy for failing to submit his homework. All due to misplaced meanings of words.
After which, which is around 10-1030 I go to the local gym and studio to practice martial arts. Four reasons because of which my introverted self leaves the house and goes to the gym.
VR Gaming. – Your avatar and skills are wholly depended on your real body. So theoretically a level 1 newbie can also kill a level 100 player, all because of better skills. Swordsmanship, Archery, Spearmanship, etc are all depended on your real body experience. I joined the studio so I can actually wield a sword instead of swinging it around like Harry Potter’s wand.
Stupid comparison, but you get the gist.
My parents. – Most of the time my parents are out of the city. So for my self defense they forced allowed me to join the studio.
Zombie Apocalypse – Ever since human modifications and super bugs have started, I decided to prepare myself for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Every INTELLIGENT human does. IF you haven’t, well you are not intelligent enough…
Muscles and six pack abs – I have researched along with my neighbor and came to the conclusion that having muscles and glorified abs allow us to have better chance on finding a sexy girlfriend. (Although I am not sure why I am still single? I got my set 2 years back… I think it’s because there is no one good enough for me here or well it can be because of the cold climate…My gut tells it’s the first one.)
So this is basically my daily morning routine. Our city Glacies, well it’s more like a glorified town, doesn’t has anything interesting happening. Well you can’t expect much, as it’s basically populated by Researchers, Scientists, Theorists, and their likes, which either came to research Antarctica, like my parents or for a new start, like my neighbor who is a wanted criminal. Well, he’s not that bad. He taught me all about women, guns and cars. Basically what makes a man! Except you have to force him to bath, something about hydrophobia.
So once again after my glorious escapade in the wonderful town of Glacies, which left ME INCREDIBLY bored, I was on my way to my house.
Then THAT happened.
Despite sounding boring our town like every other human settlement has Global Network connection. So all our Bracelets, which are holographic miniaturized computers plus smart phones, our Home AI s, town robots and the city screens ( like new York time square, but on every main road ) etcetera are all connected to each other . This prevents anyone from hacking, as it’s a large connected entity secured by several states of the art AI s and firewalls, behind million lines of codes and light data transfer. So when the screen of my Bracelet blanked along with the Town screen, I was scared shit. It was impossible. My mind went blank. Fuck…did the network went down?
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These screens never blanked. They were always showing some shitty news, like some celeb had a wardrobe malfunction, or a temple where gods are supposed to come, or at least advertisements.
I looked with mouth agape, as a silver symbol came up on the screen which was replace by an old man. He started talking by a stupid laugh and a ridiculous introduction, where he claimed to be THE Dr. Sapientes Bardus Stultus.
Hahahahhaaaa…couldn’t this weirdo find someone else to imitate. That genius doctor supposedly died about 60 YEARS AGO. Atleast they should get their actors background story right…
Amateurs…
He went on babbling about how he created a LIVING AI. SERIOUSLY?
Couldn’t he lie better? Scientists have been researching on living AIs since half a century and they have yet to succeed.
Then something about his exile and nonsense about geniuses and government. Well I have to agree, on the government and society part.
The screen was now taken by a teenage beauty. Black hairs, big ass and breasts…AHHH…she is my dream wife….howwwwlllllllllll….
HOLY FUCK! SHE IS HOT! DAMN! I WANT HER! SHE IS MIIINNNNEEE!
*pant* *pant *
Man I found my girl!! She is beautiful.
She continues on explaining game rules, which are extremely similar to actual VR games.Then something about 12 hours limit after which monsters are going to attack our city…
Wait a minute…monsters ? city attack ? dungeons ? Dragons attacking our city in 12 hours ?
Now I want to kill her. How the hell dragons attacking a city is lucky ? That BITCH!
Wait a second! She said ELVES! Ahhh…you are my angel…..
She went on talking about how they are actually planning to turn our world into a living game with every game feature and how they had infected us with nana-bots.
FUCK YOU BITCH! (again…) Haven’t you ever heard about the word CONSENT? They actually infected me, with nanobots without telling me!
Finally they ended with this big shit load of joke…DAMN! This is so funny. Couldn’t they find a better prank material?
Seriously, idiots these days. They will do anything for some laughs. Don’t they know it’s impossible to hack the Global network, which they apparently did?
WAIT A SECOND?
How the hell did they hack it? Maybe it’s a regional hack or maybe they took over the city screens or city network? I immediately checked the news forums on my bracelet. And it seems they actually hacked the whole global network. All computers , advertisement panels, City Screens nothing was left. Every single device connected to the network was showing this telecast.
FUCK! So either they are some big time hackers or a late April fool prank by the government, both of which are quite unlikely. No one will hack the network for a few minutes laugh and a life time in jail. So apparently the World was actually going to turn into THE GAME OF LIFE.
FUCK! SHIT! What the bloody hell should I do? AHHHH……Man I am sure Government will contact soon enough claiming it a big load of prank, but if they don’t? God I don’t want to die…I am still a virgin..
My panic attack went on for about few minutes, after which I managed to calm myself. My heart was still beating rapidly and I could feel the adrenaline rush.
But despite all this somewhere deep inside I was actually happy. Finally, something to escape from this life. Study, study, play, study, eat, study….FINALLY! The fricking god managed to fulfill my wish…
Plus the prizes are also good. World Domination and HER.
OH GOD! BLESS YOU…MAY ALL OTHER GODS BLESS YOU…Well you see I am part Christian and part Hindu, so apparently my god book has about a million gods, So whoever listened…YOU ARE THE BEST FUCKING GOD EVER! KISS YOU! I AM GOING TO SACRIFICE A MILLION CURRNCY ON YOU…ofcourse after I buy myself some assets.
So wait for a while…well actually only wait for six hours.
I am actually doubting my sanity.No sane person will ever erupt with happiness when they will hear about their world turning into a video game. But technically, it's not my fault. Their is a limit of boredom, which anyone can tolerate. Imagine living like me, for past 10 years. You have no amusement parks, no multiplexes, no bars, nothing. This city is epitome of boredom.Older generation will of course like this lifestyle, but I wanted something fun, something to add thrill to my life. Despite living so close to forest, sea, and snow, I was never allowed to leave the city for safety reasons.So this will be my new start.
And I have no plans of dying.I am a VR gaming champion and a world ranker so of course I can win this game.Also I have a girl waiting for me..
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Because this is the dawn of new era, and rise of the genius me !!!
(EVIL LAUGHTER…)
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And hows it?
I might have changed d tenses in between, so if u find something wrong, feel free to correct.
Also should i add something more?
And if u have any ideas or suggestions for future plotline, feel free to post in the comment section.
And ciao...