The stars were formed around the 1800s above the Earth. They started spreading around the universe because God made it so. The theory of the big bang is a false conspiracy made by the government. This conspiracy was made because our government does not want us to believe in God. The stars were formed by our lord and savior Billy Mays. These were created to make sure that gravity would hold our Earth in the center of the universe, as stars are spread out evenly between the galaxies that surround us. Only 10% of humans who live on Earth understand these simple concepts, and until they understand this, they will never understand how the universe works and the purpose of our existence.

First and foremost, the Earth is flat. Many “scientists” think that the Earth is round, because of what they call gravity. Us real scientists, define gravity as an invisible force that keeps the Earth’s center as exactly in the center of the universe. Flat Earth can be proved simply by going to the ends of the Earth and seeing the large, glacial walls that surround. As a scientist, I have been to the ends of the Earth and I almost fell off because the glacial walls are not as tall as many believe it is. If you don’t want to waste your time going to ends of the Earth, a.k.a “Antarctica”, you may use a Christian search engine to search for the walls of the ends of the Earth.

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The second most controversial conspiracy, that has already been debunked by Billy Mays in 1802, is that the Earth is in fact in the center of the universe because as you see in figure 1, the flat and circular Earth is at the origin of the graph at exactly (0,0).  In figure 1, the yellow stars represent stars created by Billy Mays, spread throughout our universe to have our flat and circular Earth at exactly the center of Earth. The multiple pink lines is a rough sketch of the equal amount of pulling by each constellation in the quadrants. This pulling is known to be gravity and it keeps our Earth in the center of the universe. We have plotted it on a coordinate plane so that we may calculate the velocity and slope of the pulling of the gravity. If we find the speed of the gravity, we can find the derivative that speed and that would equal the velocity of the gravity. Now we would also need the acceleration of the gravity so that we may find out when the gravity reaches the Earth in the next few hundred years, especially if a meteor would hit the Earth, we could push the meteor off track using optical drive specifications (read How do Optical Drives function in our everyday life). Each optical drive specification is required for its own optimizations needed for cellular disposition when formating stars.

In order for cellular disposition to occur, one must first understand the origins of the stars. We must first comprehend and diverge into the topic of the origins, occuring throughout the multiverses. Each multiverse is in a concave loop of endless misfortune, as each concave abstractistic coma-inducing interactions, which must be further explained in the theory of the origins of the stars, tying back to the formation of the stars, which we will explain further more.