Dear readers, haters, lovers, rats in trenchcoats, and all other strange species roaming the Road of Royals and reading my silly little story. I'm anxiously posting this to draw your attention toward my newER story.

It is quite different than this one, and I've tried to do things I haven't done before. It's meant to be a grand adventure filled with strange magic, fighting, and drinking with good company among the smouldering remains of hateful enemies. It will be a long story (hopefully). There will be a lot of worldbuilding, a lot of characters and learning.

This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.

I'll be posting a bunch of chapters today and tomorrow, then I'll try to stick to 4-5 a week until I can't keep up the pace anymore. The chapters are on the longer side by RR's standards ~2500 words each.

The intro is quite long and lacking in clear information as to what is going on. You can learn more alongside the MC, who, while a sarcastic asshole at times, will be quite well equipped to deal with most challenges you throw at him.

Anyways, it will mean the world to me if you check it out and give it a like or a follow (after reading)