When I awoke, I started going through everything that happened up until this point.

I saw my mom's text, got shot (probably) and killed, went through some crazy shit and fell down here. Seems about right.

One question though, "What the fuck?" I couldn't help but mutter aloud. This is some fantasy shit right here. I mean.. I fucking died, didn't I?! Then how the fuck am I sitting inside a cave which is inside a forest which is fucking nowhere?! At least I assume so. I mean, the air is too fucking clean and delicious, so… yeah. "Fucking hell."

I got up from my resting spot, only to wince in pain. Ah fuck, sleeping on uneven rocks is not the most healthy thing, I see.

I started walking towards the outside world at a slow pace. Don't want to fall on the floor from fucking pain, now do I? When I reached the entrance, I stood agape. Honestly, this is beautiful. The sunlight is coming from my right, illuminating the forest in a serene way. Gentle wind picked up leaves from the ground and carried them as if they were treasure. The trees were also pretty big and beautiful. You don't see much forests when you lived in a city your whole life. What made the scene even better was the background noise of the birds, singing their morning melody.

Damn. Fuck yes, this is what I'm talking about! Fucking nature! It's so pretty! Honestly, I just wanna stay here and enjoy the view, but I can't. I have shit that needs to be done. First, I need to secure a water source. I'm already getting kinda thirsty. The cave will be my shelter for the time being, as I managed to sleep without getting fucking mauled to death by a tiger.

Food is not a problem at the moment. I can survive without it for the time being.

With a plan set in mind, I entered the maze of green and started searching for what I needed. For some reason everything seems so vibrant and alive. But still, I can't let my guard down. I go through the forest as carefully and quietly as I could. Don't want to advertise my presence to some potential customers of the all you can eat buffet of Josh.

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While I walk, I try to listen to running water. Nothing is coming up in my radar so far. What would I do to maybe have my computer with me. Then I could search up how to survive in a fucking forest when I only have jeans and a t-shirt that I haven't yet changed out of.

Suddenly, I heard it. Flowing water. "Fuck yeah" was said by some crazy creature wearing weird fabric in the middle of the woods. I cautiously closed the distance between me and one of the remedies of life.

After a few seconds I saw a river flowing down to my left. I looked to the right and found a relatively large mountain overlooking everything like an overlord. This is the mountain where my cave comes from, right?

I looked around the edges of the river, trying to see that there are no animals before coming up to it. I looked down at the water and my eyes widened. This is bullshit.. right? Fucking hell, wasn't expecting this, to be sure.

I looked the same aside from two things. I had tiny horns which were hidden under my hair. I only noticed them because of the unnatural bump in the hair that can be seen in my reflection. But the most disturbing thing was my eyes. My fucking eyes are slitted. They are like the eyes of a fucking cat. I mean, how fucked up is this shit?

I took a few deep breaths, trying to calm myself down. I was only partially successful, but that is enough. I need to fucking drink.

I kneeled near the water and used my hands as a container to bring the water into my mouth and drink it. It was fine, a little dirty, but fine. I took another few gulps of the water before wiping my mouth with my bare hand. I got up and looked around, relieved there weren't any other animals.

I decided that I needed to go back to base. This place is probably really fucking dangerous. I should be more safe in the cave.. at least I fucking hope so. Sighing, I made my way back just as cautiously. Good thing I have good memory and sense of direction or I would have been fucked.

When I got to the cave, I entered and took a few paces inside before sitting down. Looking into the darkness of the cave, I couldn't help but mutter 'fucking hell' under my breath.

Taking a deep gulp of air, I thought about my appearance. Honestly, this is really fucking creepy. And I'm weirded out as all shit right now. But I feel like this is better than wasting my life away in the confines of my room. Or, I'm just going to die while sleeping. Fucking hell.

Can't help but blame Miko-chan. Damn you Miko-chan!