CHAPTER 1:

THE PREPARATIONS TO THE FLIGHT 

Once upon a time there was one man that had a dog and a villa. One day he phoned to the airplane company.

"I want to buy two tickets on a flight to New York," he said and hung up the phone.

After two days he went to the airport with his dog.

When he wanted to enter the plane the steward said to him: "We don't allow this dog to enter the plane."

The manager of the stewards arrived and shouted at the steward: "This man is in the business class and he paid me double, and because of what you have done I will fire you."

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The manger went and after two minutes he returned with a cannon.

"Why have you brought this cannon?" The steward asked

"I said that I will fire you with a cannon," The manager said

"What?! You are mad!!!" Shouted the steward.

"I'm just kidding with you, I will not fire you…" The manager said.

"Ah and I thought for a minute that you will fire me from the cannon." the steward interrupt him.  

"But I will fire you from the cannon," said the manager.

"You are crazy!" The steward shouted  

"Yes I know it," said the manager and took him to the cannon,  put him in the cannon and shot him.

The manager returned to the man and said to him: "Sorry about this steward, of course you are allowed to bring a dog on the plane and also your dog will get a nice meal. Can you remind me your name sir?"

"Yes my name is Dan," Dan said.

"You can enter the plane," The manager said.

Dan and his dog entered the plane.