In a world of superheroes, the great mastermind behind it all is...that faceless minion over there?!  A lighthearted comedy about a minion trying to make his chaotic world less annoying! Volumes 1 and 2 available on Amazon! Enter into a world of superheroes...and supervillains. A world of chaos and action, of battle and glory, of plots and danger. Watch as heroes rise, villains fall, and the normal people strive to live their lives in between. But... Behind it all... Deep within the shadows... There is one who stands above all others. A master manipulator. The one who holds the fate of nations in his hands.  The one who plays with the course of history as he pleases.  Neither hero nor villain can withstand him. No one can put a stop to his plans. His name is... ... Um, what was his name again? ... What do you mean we don't know the name?!   Why didn't you tell me?! What do you mean I never asked?!   Go find out what his name is, you stupid minion! I shouldn't assume he's a he if I don't know who he is?  I don't care, you useless twap!  Just get me a name! Don't you know we're live now!? ... Gah, now this intro is ruined. All because of that stupid faceless minion. An expansion of my response to https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/tokpk6/wp_you_are_the_worlds_most_successful/ [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] And finisher!