}---------------The Evil God lives a human life (somewhat)---------------{

...

Inside a very dark room, illuminated only by the light of a computer, the swears and curses coming out from the young man's mouth flowed constantly and resonated through the whole room without stopping.

"Fucking retards, you have to go left! Do you even understand what left fucking means, monkey?! Fucking useless piece of shit, why don't you uninstall and leave the game so that I don't have to see your fucking face anymore?!"

On the computer screen, a shooting game was currently being displayed, and the young man's bloodshot eyes were glued to the screen while a vein was popping out from his neck. It was a mystery how he had managed to not punch the screen until now...

It took a few minutes for the game to finish, displaying a "Victory" window on the screen, and making the young man yell in madness.

"Suck that, fuckers!!! How does it feel to lose against me even while my whole team fed you all?!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

*Knock knock knock*

While the young man was celebrating his victory, someone called at the door and startled the rejoicing youth.

"Who is it?!" The young man raised his voice and looked angrily at whoever had dared to interrupt his leisure time.

"I-it's me, Kuta... Could you... Lower your voice a little bit...?" From behind the door appeared the face of Yoi, the little sister of Kuta, who was trying her best to not anger the irascible youth in front of her.

"Oh, it's you Yoi... Sorry, I don't wanna" Seeing that it was simply the annoying brat that was supposedly his sister, Kuta just shrugged her aside and turned to look at his computer in order to begin playing once again.

"Thank yo- Huh?" Speechless in front of Kuta's lack of tact, the sister was unable to think on how to deal with the strange delinquent that was living in the same house with her. Thus, she ended up concluding that the best option could be to wait until her parents came back home.

*Click...*

After Yoi finally left, Kuta closed the game and sighed exhaustingly before he then opened the internet to see if there was anything interesting to watch.

"These humans really are skilled at creating good entertainment... Maybe I should bring some of them with me when I ascend to the cosmos again to have them create entertainment for me..."

*Crunch Crunch...*

"Not to mention... These snacks or whatever are really fucking good! This place might not really be that bad now that I think about it..."

[Err... Fauros-san...?]

*Crunch Crunch...*

[Fauros-Saaan...?]

*Crunch Crunch...*

[Fauros-Saaaaan... Are you there?]

"What do you want now, Dickhead?"

For the first time in a while, the voice of the mysterious being had finally contacted him. After all, it has already been a month since he got discharged from the hospital and started living inside the Tanaka household like a fucking rat that stayed in the darkness 24/7, only leaving the room to eat something.

[Aren't you going to... I don't know... Ask about the mission that I gave you?]

*Crunch* "Why should I?" *Crunch*

[Well... I thought you might have been curious about it...]

"I'm fine, now if you excuse me, I will continue playing with these useless fucks while you go back from the shithole where you came from"

[...]

*Crunch Crunch...*

[Very well... Since you are so eager to know, I will tell you (•◡•)!]

"No, who the heck is eager to-"

[You see, ever since you died many other gods have tried to reach the apex of power and break through the boundaries of reality in order to become omnipotent... However, none of them have managed to do it because they lacked your special abilities and strength... Becoming omnipotent has become an impossible task for almost anyone... other than you that is...]

Having no other option but to hear the story (Since the voice was basically inside his head), Kuta scoffed in contempt seeing that the Gods that survived were such useless fucks.

[However, recently one of them managed to make a breakthrough in his investigation and discovered one way to break through the boundaries of reality for once and for all. His name is Yauron, conqueror of worlds, the emperor of an intergalactic empi-]

"His name screams loser, hurry up and go straight to the point"

[-*Sigh*- The thing is, that God used all of his power to create the ultimate blessing in existence... A blessing with such power that even reality itself is bent by it... He called it... "Fortune of Chaos". However, even with the power that blessing granted, the blessing was not applied on himself, but instead on a newborn human from this planet... and since then, reality itself had been favoring this particular human in order to satisfy his every desire, and grant him "happiness"]

"And?"

[The trick in this blessing is that the more time it spends bending reality to grant fortune to the wielder, the more unstable the boundaries of reality will become around the said person. If it becomes too unstable, then the reality itself will break and will allow Yauron to escape from reality and become a True God]

"I... see, why a lame human though? Wouldn't he had just applied the blessing on himself instead?"

[When reality collapses, everything will get destroyed and erased completely in a radius of 1,300,000 galaxies around the wielder... Yauron wouldn't be able to survive such an attack, thus, he decided to give it to a random human on a random planet and wait patiently, away from where the destruction will originate, which will be wherever the human he selected is]

"Shit... Then you mean that I'm trapped inside a planet where a living-time bomb is currently waiting to destroy everything around in such a big range?! You gotta be joking around bastard!!"

[Calm down Fauros-san, that's the reason I'm here! To help you stop this atrocity! ᕦ(Ò_Ó)ᕤ]

"Who the hell gives a shit about stopping it?! Take me out of this planet right now!!"

[That's no good Fauros-san, I can't do such a thing. In the first place, the only reason I save you from being destroyed forever and ever was to send you to this planet in order to stop the plan of Yauron!]

"... Then if I don't accomplish your mission I will die?"

[Pretty much ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.

"..."

Kuta looked blankly at the air seemingly thinking about his possibilities of surviving... But with his lame human body, surviving such a thing was beyond impossible... Thus, he clicked his tongue in annoyance and nodded his head with an expression that would scare anyone in the surroundings...

"Very well, I will crush that human into nothingness and destroy that damn blessing inside him while I'm at it!"

[Stoooooopppp!!]

"What the fuck do you want now...?"

[Why are you suddenly saying such dangerous things?! The only thing you need to do is to intervene whenever the blessing tries to affect reality. Otherwise, if you were to kill that human, the power inside the blessing will not be contained anymore and another explosion will happen, though a lot smaller than the one that would happen if Yauron succeded in his plan, you will still get killed by it]

"Tsk, and here I thought it would be even a little bit fun... Well, where the fuck is that human even supposed to be in the first place?"

[Hehehe~]

"Stop laughing like a retard and tell me"

[How rude! Anyway, I've already thought of everything so you don't have to worry. The human you will be taking care of is currently in...]

*Knock Knock Knock*

"Argh... What the fuck does this chick want now? Should I threaten her to leave me alone...?" Kuta whispered in a low voice and walked towards the door to scare Yoi away. However, unexpectedly for him, it wasn't Yoi who was outside of the door, but his father Kenzo.

"So it was you old man..."

"... I keep telling you to call me dad..."

"Yeah, sure whatever... What do you want?"

"Hmm... You see Kuta, it has already been a lot of time since you went to school, and your permission to be out of school will end tomorrow... So, you will have to go back to there and take a bunch of complementary extra-curricular classes to catch up with the other students for all the months you were out of school..."

"Hah? And why should I go to school?!" Kuta was utterly furious about the sudden piece of news his father had brought back. After all, although he had some memories from the old Kuta, he was still the most powerful God in existence. For him to go to school... It was such a stupid thing...!"

"Listen, Kuta, school is a necessary thing for you to develop properly in the future when you enter the adult society... You are already 16, if you don't pass school it will be almost impossible for you to get a job! Not to mention that if you want to study something in the future, it will be impossible if you don't perform well at school"

"I don't care, there's no reason for someone like me to go towards such-"

[Actually Fauros... Remember that human I talked to you about? Well, he is currently attending your school... ˙ ͜ʟ˙]

"..."

"Kuta?" Seeing his son suddenly fall silent out of nowhere, Kenzo made a puzzled expression and called out to him to see if everything was alright. However, when Kuta opened his mouth once again, the eyes of Kenzo widened enormously.

"Actually, now that you mention it, I think going to that school or whatever might be a good thing..."

"Uoooh! I knew you could recapacitate son! Very well, tomorrow you will be going to school, so prepare properly alright? Ah, just in case, is there anything you need me to help you with? You don't seem to remember properly a few things"

"I'm good"

"Is that so? Very well, I will be going now, I still have some work left to do after all. Take care Kuta" Kenzo patted Kuta's shoulder and smiled satisfied seeing that somehow his now rebellious son had accepted going to school without problems. He had already expected to have a 3 hours long conversation with him, but unexpectedly it did not even take 5 minutes for him to accept.

'Maybe he wants to see other people already? He spent a month inside his room without going out... It's probable...' Thought Kenzo as he finally left Kuta's room for once and for all.

Seeing that his father had finally left, Kuta sighed in exasperation and spoke mentally to the voice of the mysterious being to probe further into the mission details.

"Very well, you have me motherfucker. How am I supposed to intervene when reality starts getting bent thanks to that human's blessing? I am nothing but a trash human, not a god-like before. Don't even talk about interfering with reality, I can't even break a boulder with my punches!"

[Hehehe~ ~(˘▾˘~) Don't worry about it, in fact, although you are a normal human right now, I modified your own existence and made you immune to the bending of reality! If you perform certain actions next to him, or at him, the effect of the blessing with stop, and everyone will be happy!]

"Hmm... What type of actions do you mean, dickhead? Go straight to the fucking point already!"

[Err... Well, the thing is... I don't know]

"What?"

[You will have to discover it by yourself when you are next to him. Because this is my first time doing this, I don't really know what kind of actions will affect the blessing... However, as far as I know, whatever you do, it will need to interfere with the reality-bending. For example, if the human finds money on the street out of luck, you will have to snatch it away... Do you understand?]

"Somewhat... You are really shitty at explaining things by the way..."

[ಠ~ಠ Hmm... Anyway, here's a small window I made myself that shows how far is reality from shattering. The more his blessing bends reality to his whim, the more it will progress, so pay close attention to it daily!]

The current progress of Reality shattering is: [15%]

When Kuta saw the small window appear in front of his eyes, a deep frown appeared on his face as he looked at it with displeasure.

'This guy had actually prepared so much beforehand knowing that I couldn't refuse... Somehow it pisses me off that he had planned so far ahead...!'

Either way, there wasn't much he could do about it... For now, he should mostly care about surviving than thinking about what to do with the said mysterious being that sent him here. He was, after all, only a shitty human for the time being...

Now he had another matter to worry about... And that was...

...Going to school...

°

°

°

The next day...

...

"Hey, isn't that your classmate... Err... Kuta? I heard he had a car accident"

"Yeah, our teacher told us about it the day after he accidented. It seemed that a truck had hit him in the middle of the road while he was not looking... But he seems to have recovered from that..."

"What...? A truck? That shit must have hurt..."

"Don't be so dumb to ask him how it felt, please"

"Hahaha, of course not. Even I'm not that dumb"

Many students were whispering to each other while looking at the calm-looking young man of black hair enter the school as nothing had even happened to him. Of course, Kuta wouldn't care less about what would these peasants say about him... Though he was now a peasant as well...

'Shit, just thinking about it still makes me angry...' Kuta gritted his teeth as he did his best to not kill everyone around him out of fury. He had killed for far less in the past anyway.

"Oh... If it isn't Kuta!! It has been a long time since we met!!"

While Kuta was still immersed in his thoughts, suddenly in front of him appeared a young man of brown hair wearing a careless expression while waving at him from afar.

'Who's this little shit? I barely can remember the family of this human body, as they were the people he spent more time with... But when dealing with shitheads like this one in front of me it's impossible to remember shit... Was he a friend of this shitty human body?'

"Who are you?"

The brown-haired guy stopped in his tracks and looked at him with disbelief. He hadn't expected Kuta to not remember him at all, nor did he expect Kuta to be so calm around him.

"Hahaha... What's with that? Did you lose your memory or something after getting hit by the truck?"

"I have some amnesia... But whatever. Who are you anyway? You have yet to answer me" Seeing that the other party wasn't answering him, Kuta raised an eyebrow and looked at him with an annoyed gaze.

'This fucker has gotten more confident now that he doesn't seem to remember me... Tsk... It seems like I will have to teach him again his place as a mere food transporter'

"I'm Fujimoto Takeo, your best friend in this school! Hmm, but now that I think about it... I think I'm a bit hungry... Hey Kuta, now that we have finally reunited after two months, why don't you buy all of us your friends some juice to commemorate your return to school? Don't be stingy, this is an event that will not repeat ever again!"

"Don't wanna"

At that moment, when he heard Kuta say "Don't wanna", something snapped inside Takeo, and a vein popped off his neck due to the anger that he was feeling now.

'This bastard thinks he now has the right to refuse me, just because he was run over by a truck?'

Not controlling his emotions, Takeo walked towards Kuta and stood up in front of him before looking straight into his eyes with a murderous look in his gaze.

"Come on~ Don't be like that Kuta..."

Takeo scoffed deep inside his mind. The boy thought he could escape from his control just because he had no memories of him? If needed, he just needed to intimidate him once again, and the cowardly and timid nature of Kuta would come to light once again.

'You are just a shitty coward...Do you think you can simply-'

"Huh?! What's this? You wanna fight shithead?!"

Unexpectedly for him, the response of fear or hesitation he expected from Kuta never came, and instead, a gaze full of irritation and anger met his eyes.

*Grip*

Suddenly Takeo felt something grab his collar and lift him slightly from the ground... When he looked over he saw that it was none other than Kuta's hand.

"I'm gonna bash your skull on the pavement so many times that your brain will end looking like a pancake by the end of the day, you fucking asshole!"

What Takeo saw was not the timid and cowardly look of Kuta's old eyes... But a murderous gaze that seemed to tell him that the guy in front of him was completely serious.

"E-eeeeeeek!! Sorry, sorry!!" Not expecting this reaction, Takeo backed off immediately as his instincts simply told him that it was better to leave him alone.

"Tsk, pussy" Kuta just clicked his tongue and then continued walking towards the classroom with the same annoyed expression of always.

It was only after he finally left, that Takeo was able to stand up. Meanwhile, the friends of Takeo who were watching everything from afar walked up to him and looked at him with a curious expression on their faces.

However, before any of them would even ask what had happened, Takeo let out a gasp and started panting heavily while looking in the direction from where Kuta had left a moment ago.

"What the heck happened to him?!"

...

}---------------End of the Chapter---------------{