I saw something happening quickly, what happened? Where am I? why am I watching my past?? The past was looking towards me like that crazy old friend everyone seems to leave behind the bar. When did this happen? I don’t remember it correctly. Wasn’t it nooo ahhhh fuck this just happened recently…..

I walked down the street of epicness, as I noticed a man, with a face which had several yellow dots on it, he wore casual black pants and a black hoodie, it was rather hard to see his face, but as the yellow dots on his face seemed to be shiny it was possible. He looked to be rather mad at this time, and as I noticed what he was doing, It actually seemed like he was digging in the ground, perhaps he was looking for something.

I walked towards him.. the lights were brimming with strength, enlightening an entire area of 40 metres. As I came closer to this odd looking man, I noticed a mustache, which was not seen through his shiny yellow spots, and thought.

'Hmm he must be Turkish! '

I asked him what he was up to, and as he noticed me, his eyes went from my feet towards my head, this man did actually dear to measure me! .

He coughed a few times, looked down towards the ground and looked back at me. Saying…

"I am burying my wife. I was sick of her so I killed her." with a bright smile.

I looked at him hmm, that wasn’t to expected… asking

"have you done it before?"

the turkish man answered

"yes, this is my fourth wife"

I smiled as I asked him

"what motivate you to kill your wives?"

"my first wife did not have dinner ready, how am I supposed to behave after that?" turkish man

with a shock I stumbled towards him, took my hand on his shoulder, and said.

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"hopefully you did torture that crazy wretched woman?"

he didn't nod, but looked at me with a rather odd expression.

My second question broke the odd silence.

"so why did you kill your other wives?"

as he looked at me, he told me with a slightly curved mouth

"simply because it felt good to kill the first."

I nodded in agreement to his statement, a real man always lives for his pleasures, and what is the point of living if you can't enjoy your life?

Tho suddenly he broke the silence

" the fourth wife tho, actually brought me the wrong beer....."

hatred could be seen in his eyes, and even I turned somewhat angry by this. What a wicked woman! She deserved to be ripped apart and eaten by pigs!

"at least this time you tortured here a bit right?"

he showed me his brightest smile

"offcourse" he said.

I nodded in agreement with the man.

"so do you have any children dear sir?" I asked.

"he shook his head, saying, no more. I killed them as they simply didn't bring me any joy"

I concurred and accepted this notion, what is life if its not joyful?

His dark brown eyes was still measuring my strength, I guess this man truly likes to murder people.

After we noticing we where at a rather similar in strength and didn't attack each other, we just nodded respectfully towards each other. And walked away.

// thanks for reading, and please give input on the flow of my oneshot here. I figured I need to do some practice. would as stated be nice with input.