The Goblin-looking-thing died. I crushed its head in. I start shaking. Even though I have been training for this my whole life, actually killing something is hard. I take a good look at the Goblin thing.
Name: Lesser Goblin Fighter
Level: 1
HP: 0 (25)
Mana: 0 (13)
Stamina: 0 (21)
Status: Dead
I guess that confirms that it is, in fact, a Goblin. "Wait, from what I recall, he wasn't alone. I was being chased by at least 3 of them." I mutter. I really need to stop talking to myself. I wonder if there is a loot screen or-
Name: Lesser Goblin Fighter
Stats: (Think stats to open)
Items: (Think loot to open)
Okay. Loot.
Loot
Name: Low-Grade Goblin Sword
A shoddy looking Goblin Sword.
Damage: 12-15 (8-11)
Durability: 17/17
+3 Strength
+1 Dexterity
+1 Agility
Because of your Swords Mastery Skill, Damage on every sword you wield is increased.
Ooh, that's a nice upgrade. Thunk. An arrow slams into the tree just to my right. "Ah, there you are you little bastard," I say. 'You're dead." I take the sword and equip it. I spin around and see the little green asshole 20 feet away nocking another arrow. I charge at him in a zig-zag formation so he can't get a good shot on me. Woah, I'm a little bit faster than usual. Stat bonuses are pretty cool. I try to skewer the Goblin, but he dodges out of the way at the last second. I turn towards him and slash at him, he tries to dodge again, but I am able to get a glancing blow off of his arm. It screeches in my ear and pulls a dagger from a sheath on his belt. He takes a stab at me, but I spin out of the way, but because I'm not used to my current speed, I lose my balance and fall to the ground. He sees an opportunity to deal a finishing blow, but he overextends himself and loses his balance toppling onto me. While he is trying to get his senses back, I put him in a chokehold. I hear wood splinter. He struggles for a good 20 seconds before passing out, after he passes out I push him off of me. I stand up and stab him through the throat.
∞ Damage Dealt to Lesser Goblin Archer.
Critical Hit!
Double Damage!
Unconscious Fatal Hit!
Instant Death!
Goblin Dies!
100 XP Earned!
So, if the victim is unconscious and it's a critical hit, it's instant death? That seems kind of broken. Nothing was really different about this Lesser Goblin Archer and the Lesser Goblin Fighter from before. The Archer has the less HP but more Stamina. They are both the same level. It dropped a Low-Grade Goblin Bow which does 10-12 piercing damage, but the arrows broke when I put him in the chokehold. Now, where is the third fucker? BOOM. A burst of flame hits my back, searing me and taking 79% of my HP. "Oh, fuck," I exclaim "It's a mage!" I turn around once again and see the little green motherfucker pointing a staff at me. On the top of the staff, there seems to be a red gem. The red gem is also on fire. I jump out of the way to dodge the fireball. It hits a tree trunk and sets it on fire. "Oh just what we need, asshole," I shout "A forest fire." I just so happened to land by the tree that the Archer's arrow that was fired at me landed in. I yank it out and grab the bow off my back. I take careful aim at the Goblin mage and shoot the arrow. Thawk. It pierces his left eye, I hear it screech. 'Fucking bullseye!" I exclaim in happiness. It looks at me with hatred with its one good eye. The arrow didn't kill it. A fucking arrow in its eye didn't kill it. "What the fuck." He starts casting another spell. I duck behind the tree where I got the arrow from. Woosh. I hear the fire hit the tree, and I come out of hiding and rush him. If I calculated right, It'll take me 2.4 seconds to get to the Goblin, and it takes him 3.2 seconds to cast the fireball. I pull my sword out mid-sprint and stab him right through the guy. A little bit of blood come out of its mouth as it dies. "Sayonara, bitch."
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45 Damage Dealt to Lesser Goblin Mage.
Grievous Wound!
Triple Damage!
Goblin Dies!
700 XP Earned!
Level Up!
Level 3!
10 Unallocated points available.
ERROR ERROR 10 BONUS POINTS AWARDED BECAUSE OF $%^ STATUS.
Oh god, that was a cheesy ass line. I'm glad no one was around to hear me say that. I open up the mages stat and loot menus. Oh goody, another level up.
Name: Lesser Goblin Mage
Level: 4
HP: 0 (35)
Mana: 0 (50)
Stamina: 0 (27)
Status: Dead
Loot
Name: Goblin Staff
A half-way decent looking staff, even though it is Goblin made. It has a Fire Ruby on top.
Damage: 30-45
Durability: 36/40
+6 Intelligence
+8 Willpower
-1 Dexterity
Bonus: Superpower and Skill Learned! Fire Manipulation superpower learned. Fireball learned.
Fire Manipulation: Gives you master control over fire. Fire skills cast time is half as long and twice as strong.
Fireball: Make fire into your plaything! Takes 3.5(1.75) seconds to cast. Cast time will be reduced as you level up this skill. Base damage 10(20).
Holy Shit! That is a powerful as hell weapon! 30-45 base damage and I learned my first spell! Another superpower? That's 2 in one day! How do Intelligence and Wisdom affect magic? Ding!
Intelligence
Intelligence affects how much mana you have.
Intelligence also multiplies base magic damage. 1 point of Intelligence is equal to 5 base magic damage.
Wisdom
Wisdom affects your brain capacity.
Wisdom also affects mana Regen.
I should probably check all the others too.
Strength
Strength is the limit for how much you can lift. 1 Strength is equal to 10 pounds
Vitality
Vitality is how much HP you have. It is equal to 1 Vitality to 10 HP.
It also affects HP and Stamina Regen.
Luck
Luck affects how lucky you are. It also affects critical hit chance against you, and loot drop chance.
The higher your luck is, the higher the chance to get rare item drops.
Agility
Agility is how fast you are and how much stamina you have. It is equal to 1 Agility to 10 Stamina.
Dexterity
Dexterity is how fast you can hit and affects your critical hit chance.
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Woah, I really need to upgrade my Luck some. Dang, I was hoping it would tell me what the question marks were. I upgrade my stats, and they look like this. I also customize my Character Sheet. I really don't need to see my weight and eye color everytime I need to look at it.
Character Sheet (Customizable) Name James Aaron Yancy Age 19 Race Human Level 3 Gender Male Titles ??? Superpower(s) Revive, Fire Manipulation Health 170 Health Regen. 0.017 / Sec Mana
150 Mana Regen. 0.007 / Sec Stamina 130 Stamina Regen. 0.017 / Sec - Strength 17 Agility 13 Vitality 17 Dexterity 13 Intelligence 15 Wisdom 13 Luck 8 ??? ?? - Skills
Hand-to-Hand (Mastery)
Gun (Mastery)
Sword (Mastery)
Fireball (Novice)
Unallocated Points 0