The Emperor And His Bold Empress

Chapter one: A Genius Death

"What do you mean..." those were the final words of the smartest person in the history of mankind.

She created the best for mankind, countless inventions that pushed mankind to another whole new level, thanks to her humanity could reach others galaxies easily.

This day an important existence to mankind have fallen, whole galaxies mourn for her death, Supreme beings, Gods, Leaders, People with great authority, all of them have arrived just for her funeral.

Her funeral have stopped everything in the universe.

In a giant majestic hall lies a huge gold coffin, on the huge screen appeared all the achievements of the smartest woman in the universe, each achievement was really important to mankind.

She invented the medicine for immortality alas, she decided to not use it, she wanted to see what's in the other side, what's after death, is it nothingness? Or is it...

.....

"What is this bright light?" a silhouette of a person was approaching slowly towards the white light.

"Is this the afterlife?! Hahaha!" this silhouette was a bit crazy it seems.

After touching the white, it turned into a black vortex and it sucked the silhouette so fast that it couldn't react.

"What the heck! I just touched you and you want to eat me! What is this, I want to sue you!" it seems that the silhouette was enraged.

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'My head hurts, I want to cry!' and she cried at the top of her lungs!

"What a smart child, I don't even need to slap her butt and she cries by herself!" the midwife was really happy, in her life she had never seen a baby cry by himself until obviously the slap in the butt.

"Let me see, let me see!" the woman on the bed have exhausted all her energy giving birth to her daughter, at least she had energy to see her.

The midwife handed over the baby to the woman on the bed, and the baby is still crying! Amazing!

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"Don't cry baby, mommy is here" as if her voice contained tranquilizers, it quickly stopped the cries of the baby.

In reality the baby was staring at her mother huge papayas, will she have huge papayas like her mother?! The baby was really excited!

In her past life she had a flat chest that could land airplanes!

No man dared to get near her! Not to mention be her boyfriend or husband! Actually every man in the universe wanted to have her, she was beauty, but no one was worthy of her, that's why she died alone without knowing this.

'When I grow up I'm going to have huge papayas!' the baby was giggling nonstop, it seems that the baby was born crazy. Or was it happy for the huge papayas?

But when the baby lifted her head and stared at her mother face... She was utterly disappointed! Her mother had an average face it was not even considered a beauty, a beauty like her past self.

'What papayas! I will grow up like a clown! So much papayas just for this face!' the baby had a weird expression on her face. It was disappointment.

'Mommy even makeup would not hide your average face!'

"Call my husband! He needs to see her!" the woman on the bed remembered that her husband haven't seen the baby yet.

A man entered in large strides, his face showed nervousness, he was going to become a father!

The features of the man was mesmerizing! Who could have thought that! Even the author thought that the average woman would get an average husband!

His face showed a dignified expression, his black eyes showed immense pride! His face was sharp and he had those cherry charming lips! But his eyes... Showed a bit of lust he was staring at his wife papayas! Not at the baby but at the papayas!

Oh... So that's why this woman could get such a high quality man... Boundless chests always have advantages.

"Husband, husband isn't she a beauty?" the woman resting on the bed was happy with her creation of her husband.

'B-beauty? I'm going to grow up as a goblin with huge papayas! Who am I going to seduce? Gollum?' the baby on the arms of the woman was pouting at her mother stupidity.

What was that phrase? Women with large chests have small brain?

The man carried the baby to his bosom, tilting his head down, he kept staring at his daughter face, inspecting his product obviously.

Every father needs to check his creation, unless he was wearing a green hat, he still remembered that couple...

The couple were Chinese but the child was black! But they didn't care if their child was white, black or even blue! That was their child! So they named him "Li Fei Ye". It would have been better to name him Sum ting wong!

He stills remembers the amazing expression on the husband face...

Fortunately his wife didn't let him wear a green hat and his daughter had almost the same features as her except for her face, she inherited the face of him! But more feminine of course, a girl with the face of a man... Not even god would imagine that...

The man carrying the baby was laughing, his laugh were like bells, crisp and sweet.

'Look at that, look at that! My papa is handsome! How could my mother marry this high quality man! Mommy tell me your ultimate papayas secrets to this daughter of yours!' the baby clearly fascinated by her father face, his face was really handsome.