"So, Mike, what's your status?" said _____ [Status? Whats a status?] I very understandably asked. "Oh yeah, you're new, just think open status and it will show up." [Open status?]

Status Name: Mike Race: Dungeon Core Titles: None Subrace: Blue Core Level: 0 Dungeon rank: Ultra-noob

Mana to be gathered

for next level:

0.99 Monsters: 0 Stats: Stat points: 0 Intelligence: 5 Wisdom: 1 Strength: N/A Dexterty: 1 Vitality: 1 Agility N/A Skills: Summon basic matter:

Ultra-noob rank

level 1 (racial skill)

Absorb:

Ultra-God rank

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level Max(racial skill)

Known things: Monsters: Materials: Loot: Traps: Microorganism     Mica  none  none

[Are my stats good?] I asked, hoping I didn't do anything wrong.  "You have a pretty ordinary status page," said my unhelpful dungeon fairy. [What does everything mean? Rank? Level? Mana? Stats? Skills? Health?] I asked.

"Ranks and levels determine how good you are at something, there are 10 levels in each Rank. There are 8 ranks, ordered from lowest to highest are; Ultra-noob, Noob, Beginner, Adept, Master, Grandmaster, God, and Ultra-god." "Mana is the thing that makes you full and lets you summon monsters, traps, loot, and shape the world around you." "Health is how much damage you can take before you die."Intelligence determines how much mana you can hold, and can be improved by becoming smarter." "Wisdom determines how complicated of things can be absorbed or summoned, and can be improved by learning new things." "Vitality determines how much health you have, and can only be improved through adding stat points to it, at least for you" "Dexterity determines how detailed you can influence things around you without influencing the individual particles, and can be improved with practice." "Skills are abilities you have, and can be improved through practice." she/he took a big breath 

[Is that all?] I jokingly asked her. "No, your weak, time to summon your first monster" [...], seriously I didn't know whether to be excited about the summoning or to be angry she/he called me weak.[How?] "Think Summons list" [Summons list!]