"You are very clever, all right, listen, Miya is my closest companion in the world, and I will not allow anyone to hurt her, understand?" "Said the principal gravely.
Silly-Head said without hesitation, "I understand. I will do everything possible to meet your requirements."
"That's all right. You and your donkey can stay in the building, but you can't open any other room except the one I open to you, understand?" 'continued the headmaster.
'Yes, at your command.' "Silly-Head said respectfully.
"Last but not least, tuition is waived, but tuition and fees and living expenses are up to you. Well, you can start work now." The principal softened his tone and said.
"Old fox, not a dime." Silly-Head realized there was a reason for the headmaster's nickname, but he said, "Yes, don't worry about that. I'll do something about it."
"That's all right, Dragon Circle. It's at the back of the building. I've told Mia she won't hurt you any more. Go on, and I'll make arrangements for the rest." 'said the headmaster with a smile.
"Yes." Silly-Head agreed and turned away.
Upstairs, the headmaster was in his office. In front of him was a round crystal ball, which showed Silly-Head walking out of the building. With a wave of his hand, the crystal ball returned to its crystal clear appearance. The headmaster muttered to himself, "This is getting more and more interesting. Why does this boy want to stay here by all means?"
Dragon Circle, it is not a place that ordinary people can imagine, here is confused with a very special smell, people can not stand, garbage piles, shit everywhere... Fortunately, the mirage of the dragon's breath is so persistent that it is tightly enveloped, otherwise the entire city of Iphal would have been contaminated with poop from the Principal's mother dragon.
Silly-Head, apparently prepared, took two rolls of paper out of his pocket, filled them with saliva, and shoved them up his nostrils, even though the stinging smell still made his head swell. On the other hand, the donkey following closely behind was not so embarrassed as Silly-Head, and was so excited that he sniffed vigorously as if he were back in his own nest, and would not exhaled for a long time.
"You idiot, do you think it smells good?" Silly-Head sarcasm.
"Come on, boss, you don't understand the trick. To a human it is very unpleasant, but to a dragon it is the greatest pleasure, it is full of fragrant water vapor, the smell of the most charming of the dragon family of water gods, I like it." "Said the donkey in a slow voice.
Silly-Head frowned and said, "You like it? Well, you'll be sorry later."
The quarrel between the two people, the mirage sleep in Mei ya woke up, did not look up and said: "humble creatures, you come again? What do you want to do this time?"
"Hey, beautiful, I'm just like you. I'm a dragon." The donkey retorts.
"You? Well, a lowly dragon, I don't give a shit about you." Mei Ya said faintly.
Donkey was scorned by the beauty, but also the beauty of the same race, that is unforgivable, he said angrily: "Who said I am a low dragon, I am the fifth order dragon Duradh."
"Shut up, you are nothing now." "Silly-Head said bitterly.
Mira's magnate, peeking out of the mirage, looked at the two men and said, "Although you are a dragon, that doesn't mean anything, and Turad is not a dragon, he is arrogant, ignorant, stupid, selfish..."
"Hey, hey, it's all a lie, you believe it." The donkey pleaded.
"Well, what if it's a lie? You're just a donkey now. Well, the headmaster has told me to clean the dragon circle, so you can begin." Mei ya disdained to say.
"Yes, Miss Meiya, we'll get to work right away." 'said Silly-Head, rolling up her sleeves.
"No, no, I'm not finished yet? The donkey was impatient.
"Shut up, keep talking and I'll sell you." "Silly-Head said disapprovingly.
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up." The donkey had no choice but to give in.
Beauty is curious to look at a person, a donkey without fear into the dragon circle, straight to the corner of the hut, take out the cleaning tools, and then began to shovel the ground of the dragon shit, her heart strange.
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"Hey, boss, that task is you picked up, why do I have to work?" "Asked the donkey, looking at the basket on his back.
Silly-Head said without looking up, "There is no reason. You can go away if you want."
"Really? It's... Well, forget it, cleaning the room of a dragon beauty is not a shameful thing." The donkey turned in the same direction three times, then stopped.
"Splash..." "Came the voice of a girl laughing sweetly.
They both look back and see a beautiful woman in a long silver dress standing behind them. They look at each other in horror and say at the same time, "Maia?"
"Hey hey, how's it going?" "Miya said with a laugh.
"Oh my God, so charming, I love you to death." "The donkey slobbered.
Mei Ya didn't seem to be very interested in the donkey's answer. "Shut up," she said coldly. "I didn't ask you."
When the donkey heard the words, he immediately wilted and became despondent.
Silly-Head sensed the donkey's despondent expression and was dismayed, but Mei Ya could not help answering, so she said, "Hey, beautiful, if you don't mind, may I cover my eyes? Your beauty makes me feel ashamed of myself, your voice is like the sound of nature, which makes people feel like the spring breeze. If you want to make the whole city excited, you only have to walk around the street..."
Mei Ya, cold jade face, after listening to Silly-Head's ass, bloom, Jiao laugh, trembling all over, infinite and wonderful body posture is curvacious, so Silly-Head, and peeped unceasingly donkey, all looked stunned.
"Damn it, why does what the boss says make her so happy, but what I say makes her angry? Am I really as ignorant and stupid as she says?" The donkey felt like crying.
"Boy, you are very good at talking, I haven't been so happy for a long time, well, don't disturb your work, I'm going to see what the principal is doing, hee hee......" Mei Ya smiled and walked out. Suddenly, she looked back at the donkey and said fiercely: "Little donkey, don't steal my food, do you hear me?"
"I understand, I understand..." The donkey was startled and quickly nodded yes.
When Miya was gone, the smile on Silly-Head's face disappeared, sighed, and went back to work.
The donkey leaned over and whispered, "Boss, can I ask you a question?"
"What?" "Silly-Head said.
"How do you do it and make Maiya so happy." The donkey asked carefully.
"If you live like this for two years, any problem can be solved, can't you?" "Silly-Head replied.
"But... But I still don't understand. ' The donkey hesitated, then said.
Silly-Head stopped, looked at the donkey, and said, "Well, you just want to learn how to suck up, and remember, the highest level of flattery is subtle, gorgeous, soft, spectacular... You can say anything, but one thing, you must not let the other person hear that you are complimenting him. You are sucking up, understand?"
The donkey startled and shook his head.
"Idiot." Silly-Head's helpless assessment.
The donkey couldn't bear it any more, so he lowered his head and went to the corner, lying there on all fours, dumbstruck.
Silly-Head, who was busy with the donkey, suddenly lost his voice and looked back, stunned. He had never seen the donkey so depressed, never, not even when he was struggling to live.
"Oh, my God, what have I done? Silly-Head understood, threw away his shovel, walked over, sat down next to the donkey, patted the donkey on the head and said, "Hey my friend, there's no need to be so upset. No one is born with these ways to survive. Well, don't you think flattery is just a mean thing?"
"So what, as long as it makes Maiya happy." The donkey grunted.
"My God, you don't like her." Silly-Head is freaking out.
Donkey, with his head in the dirt, doesn't want to face Silly-Head.
Silly-Head froze, looked at his hands with dragon shit on them, smiled wryly, and was speechless.
"Why don't you comfort me?" 'said the donkey, looking up.
'What else? How can I be any better than you? No girl likes me. All they get is discrimination, disdain, hate, contempt. Oh, I'm just as miserable as you are." "Silly-Head says in a decadent tone.
The donkey, feeling the same way, again opted for silence.
A dung beetle appeared in Silly-Head's sight, struggling to lift a piece of dung several times larger than its own body. For the umpteenth time, it had fallen from the top, but the dung beetle seemed to be tireless, always climbing first, using its tiny limbs to support the piece and move further away.
Silly-Head couldn't take his eyes off the beetle and was gradually overwhelmed by its courage. He stood up and gave the ass a good kick, Shouting, "What the hell are we doing? As long as we're alive, we've got a chance to get what we want. Get up, don't you want that dragon chick? Let me help you."
The donkey, who had been so indifferent to the kick, sprang up with a rumble at Silly-Head's words, and said, "Boss, is it true?"
"Idiot, of course it's true. I'm not only going to help you get that dragon chick, but I'm going to make everyone who looks down on us regret it, and show them that beyond magic, there's wisdom and courage to stand tall." "Silly-Head promised.
"Well, well, I've got my feet up." The donkey cried excitedly.
"Really? Well, help me get the dragon dung out of here first." Silly-Head smirked.
"Ahh? Boss, aren't you going to help me get laid? Why do you need to carry dung again?" The donkey was stupid.
Silly-Head tried not to laugh and said, "My friend, if you want a person of the opposite sex to like you, then you have to show your sincerity. Isn't this an opportunity to show your strength? Come on, listen to me."
The donkey thought for a moment, then thought Silly-Head was right. He nodded and said, "Yes, I will do it. Come on."
Silly-Head went into action at once, looking at the donkey's four slender legs, trembling with the dragon dung on his back. Moved for the first time by the donkey's courage, he stopped his prank and led the donkey out.
Not far from the dragon's enclosure, there is a clearing, where overgrown with weeds, Silly-Head saw from a distance, led the donkey to go there, after a lot of effort, Silly-Head put the dragon dung unloaded there.
"Boss, why don't you make it a little farther?" "Asked the donkey.
Silly-Head looked at the growing weeds under his feet and said, "No, right here, with the cultivation of dragon dung, will soon grow beautiful flowers, and then we can buy money with it, and with the money we can use it to pick up girls, understand?"
Only then did the donkey understand, and quickly brown-nosed: "Yeah, long live the boss, I love you..."
"Wow..." "Silly-Head heard and vomited.