Jester Chester POV
The frontier, the dark Land YR94
Hello everyone! I’m the world famous history Jester Chester (self-proclaimed)! Currently I’m at the frontier village, which was set up after the end of the war for the adventurers and heroes to resupply and prepare for the journey in the dark land. After the end of the war demons stopped being aggressive for no apparent reason, but it took years before anyone dared to cross the grand valley into the demon land. When someone finally grew big balls enough to do so they came with riches that make men eyes green, which launched a massive movement to start adventuring into the demon land looking for riches and fame. Originally it was a very lucrative job for the adventurers to come and risk their life, as the return for taking the risk was very high, but now it’s not amazing on it used to be. The first reason for that is because of the human kingdom king saw it as an opportunity to make some easy money. He first charged money to cross the grand valley and then charged high tax rate within the frontier village. What a greedy fuck, fuck his mother. It makes me so mad that he robs that people of their hard earn money. The second reason is that you have to go further out into the dark lands to bring back riches, but the further you go out the monsters not only increase in size, but strength too, which greatly increased the risk of the mission and reduce the return.
The reason why the human kingdom has no problem doing this and the people have to accept it is because there is only one pass connecting the human kingdom and the dark lands. This makes it easier for the kingdom to do searches on people, defend from stray monsters or rebellion, and control the frontier citizen. The continent was originally separated in half by massive snowcapped mountain range known as the great ice barrier because it’s just an endless fuck of snow on the ground, snow from the sky, and snow up your ass. Not only that, but can you believe that it’s just very cold too? They give us all this fucking snow and then make the weather cold as fuck, why can’t they just make it warm to balance it out with the snow. What the fuck were they thinking seriously. It gets even worse, there’s dragon in the mountain living in the mountain. I’m sure there’s quite a few people who can be capable enough to cross the mountain, but they would exhausted by the time they reach the top to even do anything about dragon. They probably wouldn’t even be able to take care of the dragon if they came down here either way as they’re way too strong. Oh ya it was thanks to the Demon Lord who opened the Grand Valley a opening to the human kingdom from the The Dark Land, which is when he started his invasion.
Sorry for the rant, I’m just bitter today as I didn’t make enough money for any beer. I was once a proud noble from a lower class noble family, but still a noble. My parents wanted me to take over our family business and marry a fairly decent, ok maybe she was a bit ugly, but still a girl. I told them to fuck it and fuck grandmother, and then I ran away from the family and went on an adventure to the frontier where I was robbed twice and because of the heavy taxes I can barely afford money for beer and a loaf of board so I couldn’t buy weapons. I had a dream of becoming the best of the best, sleeping with big boob lady heroes, and eating the best food. It didn’t happen and now I’m a jester trying to make people laugh or informing them about history that they don’t care about at all. Maybe I should’ve just stayed at home and accepted my fate; did I really accomplish anything here in this forsaken land? I’m not sure, but I just want money for some beer. As I go to the village fountain to sit down, suddenly a young boy in his early teens flashes in front of me. He a great looking boy and has blonde hair shoulder length tied up and blue eyes. I wondered where he came from, but he suddenly comes up to me
“Sir, where is the building to pay for the gate to the grand valley?” the young boy asks me
“It’s the large building with a door on the sign, you can’t miss it” I replied
“thank you sir” he says as he bows to me and then he reaches out and gives me a gold coin and tells me that his mother told him to always pay back the kindness other has given to him.
He then walks toward the gate and I run to the bar as fast as I can to the bar and chug 10 cups of beer, which cost 1 silver each. I feel
GREAT and REALLY DRUNK
I walk out of the bar wobbling and fall over on to my left side. In front of me I can see the kid sitting at the fountain so using all the strength I can muster I manage to crawl a few inches toward the kid not even reaching halfway to the kid, but I’m too tired to continue to I give up and lay on the ground.
“HEYy BAoy WatZ WrOn? I yell out at the boy while still on the ground.
“You dirty drunk, get out of my way!” a man walking by says to me. He then kicks me in the eye and spits into my face and laughs hysterically.
“Sir, Leave my benefactor alone, or else” the boy commands the man while walking toward him and looking him into the eye.
“Hahahaha you little fuck think you can threaten me? I’ve slayed 2 demons with my sword and is an immediate level fire mage.” The man screams at the boy. He did pulls out his sword and swings his sword horizontally at the boy, but he catches it with his bare hand. The man tries to pull his sword away, but the boy holds firm and doesn’t budge at all. The man is in disbelief as the other people are too that are around us watching the commotion. He suddenly lets go of one hand on the sword while staying holding with the other hand and face his palm out toward the boy with the free hand and starts chanting
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“Lord of Fire, let me command you to do my bidding and burn all that stands in my way to ashes!” suddenly a tiny fire ball
starts forming in his hand and he screams out hysterically and fires the fireball to the kid while screaming
“DIE!”
The fireball hits the boy, but then just bounce off and fall to the ground. You can start to hear people giggling in the background at what just has happened. I’m going to lie, but it was pretty funny even before he shot the fireball because it was so damn small and he expected to kill the kid with it. I tried really hard to hold it in as the man face turns extremely red in embarrassment. The boy with his same neutral look crushed his sword with his bare hand leaving everyone in shock at the strength of the boy to be able to crush a sword with his hand. He then releases his grip and fine powdered from the sword scatters into the winds and he throws an upper cut at the man barely glazing the man’s chin. You can hear the sound of wind being cut from the uppercut and the man head flies up and he drops to his knee and then slowly falling facing forward out cold.
“WOAH!”
I screamed. I piss myself in excitement while still on the ground as what I couldn’t believe what happened. That’s what happened with you desperately get pissed drunk from chugging as much beer you can in an hour. The boy looks at me and notice that I wet myself and before anyone notice I can feel wind and heat near my crotch area. I think he just used magic on me to save me from embarrassment, what a great boy!! He then lifts me up with one arm and holding me in the air with one arm he walks over to the fountain. He sits me down me on the fountain and takes a sit next to me.
“Watz ish wrung baoy?” I asked him as he has to have a reason on why he’s still here and not cross over the grand valley already.
“On my way to the building you recommended me I saw a young girl at the age of 12 crying and I asked her why she was crying as my mother constantly reminds me, that I must always help a maiden in tears. She told me how her family can barely afford food and have no means in making money to cross the grand valley to start a new life in a safer environment where they can hunt normal monster and do other work. I promised to help her out, but now I need to find a way to get money for her family to cross over and survive in the other side.” He says. This boy was raised to be a great boy with great values and the compassion to help others, yet from the action he took with the man he also seems to be someone who knows when to take action with force if needed.
“iszn moutnian, there arz dragoon thay haff gowld, batz wan’t share daz!” I joke while panting for air as talking is a real struggle for me right now. The boy looks at me and bows at me and says
“Sir, Thank you for helping me again I will come back and return the favor when I retrieve the gold” I look at him as if he is joking and he runs off.
"SHIT!"
I scream at myself. I tried to get up and fall forward face first. I think I just sent the boy to his death because of my stupid drunken joke.
Shiro POV
Hidden Ice cavern, the great ice barrier YR94
Within the mountain ranges of the great ice barrier are many hidden ice cavern. They can only be describe as breathtaking and a scene that you have to see once in your lifetime. What makes them more special are the fact that the ancient frost dragon race lives within the mountain that is protected from the cold temperature, violent snowstorms, and lack of oxygen at higher altitude because of this humans don’t ever venture up the mountains as it’s already a suicide to even try to survive the climb let alone the dangerous monsters and dragons lurking around. Within one of the cavern was a girl with snow white hair down to her chest. She had captivating baby blue eyes that can make any man stop in their tracks admiring the beautiful eyes. She looked to be at the age of 16 with beautiful pale skin and a perfect petite body with lustful curves and a full bosom that wasn’t too big for her size. She had a presence of elegance, but fragileness that you want to protect as a man as if just lightly touching her would hurt her. Finally her face is something that no words can describe. Just looking at her face makes your heart skip a beat, even without her showing any emotion. She just stood there staring outside the cavern door into the everlasting snow; nude, unmoving, as if she was waiting to be rescue from a heroic prince.
Continuing standing there for hours unmoving as if it she was in a portrait locked in time she thought about the upcoming battle that she didn’t want to partake in as she didn’t enjoy the violence that her mother and brother enjoyed so much. She raise in a family where strength is what matters the most and if you didn’t have any strength, then you were extremely useless and better off dead. She just wanted to live a life of peace and love where she didn’t need to kill if it was unnecessary, but she understood that life she wanted couldn’t be achieve without sacrifice. She prepared her heart and walked toward the inner chambers of the cavern.
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