Thirty years ago, a demon named Lucia gathered all demon tribes under her control and tried to take over the world. With her army, she was able to take majority of the world except for one small country: the country of the human race.

The human race fought to protect their land, but all they could do was stop the demon army from advancing. Their defeat was inevitable, until a man with unparalleled strength appeared.

The man had the strength to fight a hundred demons, and the demons who understood the different in power avoided him as he made his way to Lucia, the first ever demon lord.

There were a few demons that tried to stop him, but it only made him stronger, to the point where even the demon generals ran away from him, leaving the demon lord undefended.

Now he stands before the demon lord with the intention of killing her and bringing peace to the world, but after threatening the demon lord to gain advantage in battle, the demon lord said “Are you stupid?”

...

“I’m not stupid!”

“I made the demons run away from you since I didn't want unnecessary deaths. Why would demons who live for battle run away? Instead of running, they would face you head on with creepy smiles on their faces.”

“Y-you’re trying to buy time! I won’t fall for-”

“Look, I can kill you in my sleep so be quiet and listen to me.”

The stupid human didn't listen and dashed to me with a sword in his hand. I slapped him lightly, embedding him on a wall. “So, will you listen to me now?”

He forced himself to stand up despite his injuries and yelled “I won’t succumb to evil! I will save the world!” as he ran to me again.

He was in a worse state but he moved faster; adrenaline is it? But it doesn't matter. He's still too slow for me. I flicked his forehead and sent him flying to a wall. “Evil my ass.”

He stood up again, looking at me with unwavering eyes. Seriously, what did the humans say about me? I'm starting to get irritated.

He ran even faster, but it was still far from my level. He was already in a bad state, and it looked like it would be his last attack, so I let him hit me. He hit my forehead with his sword, but it felt like he just gently rubbed it. “Happy now?”

The stupid human looked shocked. “What!?”

“I let you hit me so just listen to me.”

He tried to hit me again, so I grabbed his sword on shattered it with my bare hands; why can't he just listen? Why are humans so hard to deal with?

“T-the holy sword!”

“Just listen ok!? I don’t know what the humans said about me, but I’m not evil! Yeah! I have a bad personality!” Urg, that hurt a bit. “But that doesn't make me evil!”

“Lies! You tried to conquer the world! You tried to take away our land! You killed a thousand people!”

“Conquer my ass! I didn't ask for territory! Who in the right mind would want this much responsibility!? I just tried to help those that I could! How the hell would I know they would serve me because of that!? You know what? Maybe I should've abandoned them so I could live like the other demons of my age!”

“I...I won't believe-”

“Shut up! Did I ever tell you to speak! I told you to listen you dimwit! You trying to kill yourself by shouting!? Look at your stupid body! You’re dying you retard!”

“I...”

“I said shut up! You can’t even understand simple speech!? Are humans that stupid!? You humans always make my head hurt! Think! If I really wanted to conquer your race then you would already be my servant!”

“...”

“Killed a thousand you say!? You...you...you assholes! I left your race alone because I had no reason to attack, but you stupid ingrates attacked us! Now you call us evil because we retaliated a bit!? I can kill all of you in an instant if I wanted to! You want me to do that now!?”

“N...no...”

“Huh!? Are you a pussy!? Speak louder you damned fool!”

“No...”

“Why do you look hesitant!? Do you want me to wipe out your country right now!?”

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“No!”

“Good! Now get your ass here so I can heal you!”

“...” He silently dragged his battered body to me.

I made him sit in front of me and healed him; he looked like he was in deep thought. Shortly, a man fell from the ceiling.

“Lord Lucia, please heal me too.”

The stupid human looked surprised. I on the other hand looked at the man with scorn. “Go heal yourself.”

“That’s mean lord Lucia♫” The man stood up. He's Seida, the former great elder of the elves.

Not long after that, and a woman entered from the door. “I’m here too!” She's Nael, the current leader of the white tiger beastkin.

“No, I didn't call for you.”

The right wall exploded and from it, a small man entered. “Gahaha! I’m here too young lassy!” He's Randall, the former king of the dwarves.

“I told you I didn't call for you guys! and I told you a thousand time to use the goddamned door!”

I heard a cracking sound and Seida's voice. “Lord Lucia, it’s really broken. Please heal me.”

“Don’t break you're body you perverted elf!”

“Lord Lucia’s angry voice is like music to my ears♫”

“Lord Lucia, Nael is hungry.” Nael looked at me with puppy eyes while rubbing her stomach.

“Not now Nael!”

“Lord Lucia hates Nael...” Nael dejectedly walked out of the room.

"Ah...wai-" I tried to reach for her, but Randall blocked me.

“Young lassy, that was too much. Apologize to Nael.” Randall stood dignified with his small body.

“Apologize for destroying the wall first!”

Just like that, a large ball of flame destroyed my castle. Hahaha, totally expected that. How could I not? Suddenly getting attacked by a big ass dragon is a normal occurrence for everyone.

My castle was destroyed, but everyone survived. Now I’m looking at the black scaled dragon in the sky. “Why the hell did you attack!? You messing with me!?”

“I came all the way here to help you and that's how you’re gonna treat me?”

“Excuse me!? You’re helping me in what? Killing me and destroying my castle?”

“Not even an apology? Young ones this days...”

“I’m supposed to apologize!? You fired a death ball to my castle and I'm supposed to apologize!?”

“Lord Lucia, I broke another-”

“Shut up Seida!”

The dragon descended and changed to his humanoid form. He's Gaeron, the current dragon emperor. “You think I’m an idiot? I fired it because I know you can survive.”

“Why did you attack in the first place!?”

“To help you defeat the hero of course.” He said it with an expression like what he said was the most obvious thing in the world.

Ah geez, so it was that. I thought for a second you were trying to kill me hahahahaha “Can I ask one teeny tiny question?”

“Sigh, now you want to ask a question? Fine, go ahead.”

“If you thought the hero would die from the attack while I won’t, why the hell do you think I need your help?”

“............Ah, now that you mention it.” Gaeron quickly reverted to his dragon form and flew away. “Bye, sorry about the castle.”

“Don’t ever comeback!!!”

“Lord Lucia, can you heal me now?”

“Seriously, why the hell would I want these servants?” I leaned my head on top of the stupid human’s. “Tell me”

“...” He stayed silent.

I felt a poke on my back; it was Nael. She was holding large lumps of meat on both of her hands. She presented me one and said. “Please don't hate Nael.”

I pulled Nael closer. “Nael is the only servant I need, Seida and Randall could die for all I care.”

I heard Seida's moaning voice, but ignored him.

Nael's tail wildly swayed. “Ehehe, Lord Lucia loves Nael.”

In the end, Nael and I ate together. Randall was already missing, while Seida was busy healing the limbs he broke himself.

“W-what just happened?” Said the stupid human.