Abb-Gree and Terr-Poi—Age 59, New Earth Generation 195

We must begin this year’s address by touching on that which is obvious. The colonies known as Terrsville and Abbigonia have been removed from the central Mirror-Network suddenly and without warning.

We, your Primes-Elect, dread to tell you that they had succumbed to the allure of the Great Distraction. They took for granted the generosity of the Pilgrim Mirrordom and cared not for the construction of our great Uco. We know as we have known forever—this is a sin most sinister and we must not take these transgressions lightly.

We have granted them their wish. They may be independent. No longer will they have to toil on our project, nor will they see Earth when we make our return. We will give one final opportunity for citizens of the Mirrordom to escape from these infidel encampments before contact is cut off forever.

It is a tragic decision, but one that is necessary for the completion of our mission.

Stolen story; please report.

Otherwise, it has been quite an incredible year for the Mirrordom! Let’s dive right in!

First, we have officially reached sufficient technical resources to execute Phase 1 of the original plan for Uco as laid out by the Primes. With our computational ability reaching this acceptable level, we may begin work on the simplest components of Uco.

If you wish to be employed in this sector, opportunities will be available from your local Labor Administrator.

Second, we have another reason for celebration. Once prophesized by the Primes, we have managed to synthesize what they dubbed “the perfect semiconductor.” They wrote that the material’s official name on Earth was “Cubic Boron Arsenide,” and will be the primary material to be used for high-level computations within Uco.

Within each of the colonies, schools will be promptly erected with the sole purpose of improving the process of creating the material.

Finally, we wish to remind you of the upcoming New Earth Tri-Millennia Celebration!

Next year marks the 200th generation since the New Earth Charter was officially ratified. So, before Generation 200 is spawned, we will be granting all citizens of the Mirrordom a 3 week reprieve from any labor to come celebrate and take a much deserved rest.

Need not, want not in this celebration of life and progress! Come relish in the ancestral light of the Primes with us! We hope to see the streets of New Earth City packed with eager attendants of this most important celebration!

May we find our way home.

Signed,

Primes-Elect Abb-Gree and Terr-Poi