*yawn*
i wake up rubbing some gunk out of my eyes. and look around, i see my nightstand with a box of tissues and a ceramic lamp on it. past that i see the window slightly cracked open poring light into the room 'so that's why i woke up' . as i continue looking around i see a stack of *cough* sticky magazines *cough*, the keys to my car, and a thing that looks like a cross between smegal and the grudge sitting on top of me.
" who are you?"
the thing laughs a little and raises a hand with a dagger over head.
seeing that i quickly grab the lamp and smash it into the things face. i hear a *snap* and it goes flying onto the other side of the room. i quickly get up and put my cloths on (cause who wears pants to bed) while looking for a weapon. this takes all of 10 seconds while the thing slowly starts to right itself. and then i find what i was looking for, a large metal bat under my bed, i had planed to give it to my son for his 10th birthday.
*laughing*
i shudder as i ready my weapon, and as the thing leaps up i smash it in the head, which snaps off and lands on my bed.
"home run! damn, what am i going to tell my wife, her favorite sheets are ruined."
i walk into the living room and see that other than a couple miss placed objects everything is normal.
"can those kids clean properly?"
i go up stairs to my sons room and look around everything is put away properly and their is baseball memorabilia everywhere, i told him that if he keeps his room clean for a month straight i will buy him a baseball bat. i see another one of those things just smiling at me.
"da~d"
it leaps at me and out of instinct i knock its head off with the bat i was still carrying.
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"what are these things?"
i don't see my son anywhere so i assume he went out to play with friends. i look around a bit and see the clock says 11:59. strangely I'm not hungry. i walk across the hall to my daughters room and i see that it is an utter mess with blankets everywhere along with 4 of those things.
"oh yeah sally had a sleepover last night"
as i say that one of the things attack me i knock its head off.
"pa~pa"
as soon as one head went rolling the other three lept at me. i dodged while breaking ones neck.
"damn, couldn't get a good swing"
i continue to kill one of the other two before the i hit before had a chance to recover. then the two survivors attack from different sides. i manage to kill both of them but not before i revive a few wounds on my legs and back.
"damn that hurts"
i head down stairs and out the back door.
*laughter*
i look up only to realize that its too late. a smaller version of those things fell on me with a large kitchen knife. pierced right through my eye socket and destroyed my brain.
*yawn*
i wake up rubbing some gunk out of my eyes. and look around, i see my nightstand with a box of tissues and a ceramic lamp on it. past that i see the window slightly cracked open poring light into the room 'so that's why i woke up' . as i continue looking around i see a stack of *cough* sticky magazines *cough*, the keys to my car, and a thing that looks like a cross between smegal and the grudge sitting on top of me.