Ah my daily dream. From what I remember I was a king reining while the bubonic plague was dominating. You want to know what all of the officials were worried about? I don't know much at all about the bubonic plague aside from, plague doctor mask's look sorta cool. Anyways, what the officials were worried about wasn't the death toll, or that they could get infected, it was that the kindom would crash and burn because no one could pay taxes to the royal family. I mean I guess it's valid, but it is disgustingly inhumane.

Sadly, it seems like Doran and Grant both have covid. I would guess that they're going to be out for while. I found out about Doran because he was absent yesterday, but I didn't think much about it. This kid breaks his knees caps or some random bone in his lower body from base ball like he's petting a pet, he just can't stop it. Grant told me in the morning when I didn't see he was on the bus. We suspect that be got it from Doran and Doran got it from one of the kids in his class that I don't know.

8/22 I-ready reading diagnostic. Man this stuff is creeping up on me. It's a shame that it's the same articles every year. I bet you I'm going to have to read the invisible man and some thing about farming techniques.

I decided to give my friend John a free pack of M'n'm's because he ate a horrible cracker. Every one put the worst things on their trays on it. I put some Fun-dip, and milk on it, I believe there was peanut butter, tobassco, ketchup, mustard, peach preserves, crust's, jelly beans, burger meat, chocolate milk, normal milk, jelly, salsa, liquids of all kinds. It was disgusting. It was retching to watch his face contort into a gagging motion. We all jeered him on so... I'm not exactly innocent. The funny thing was that everyone was so excited to put something on and be part of it. Everyone was giggling like school girls, and the girls were cackling like witches. The most interesting part was when it daunted on John that we were going all in and he tried to escape it and we wouldn't let him. he gave away to us saying no pretty quickly so I think he enjoyed the attention. The way it ended was that he couldn't swallow the cracker, partly because we just put so much stuff on it that you would have to chew very throughly and that would lead to a chunky splatter on the table. So, John tried to eat the whole thing, but he spat it out after he almost vomited. The rainbow, half chewed, tarry mass looked like it would start dissolving his black styrofoam lunch tray and go through the floor. Honestly I think that made the rest of everyone's school day. Because John was such a good sport I gave him a free pack of M'n'm's that I promised him before he ate it. I lost about $1.50, but now he's bringing $7's tomorrow to buy with my candy supply.

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It's been such a great week so far. The crush thing is a bit weird, but honestly I can't really call that bad.