Go away.
I usually abide by my boss's rules, and encourage you to read her experiences, but this time I'm worried for your sake.
My name is Thug, and I will NOT be guiding you through this gut wrenching, heart-sore story of two (dare I say lovers) creatures who, despite being the so called "heroes" of the story, commit horrible murders. Our "heroine" would put Lady Macbeth to shame.
No, I am not the author. I am the faithful (and taken for granted) assistant of the author.
No, I did not plagiarize her story. I type, as she narrates her memories of the years she spent spying and tracking the lives of the characters. Although, I wish I hadn't been a part of this one.
No, my boss is not lazy. She's incredibly busy with work. Even with an assistant to aid her, exposing the truth about magic to the world is a challenging feat she aims to accomplish.
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Yes, she prefers to be anonymous and mysterious and express the obvious through not-so obvious poetic lines, and she is a bit moody - not to mention bossy - but she has experienced horrible, horrible, things. (HINT: Leviathan)
She channels these experiences through art - God help the world if she hadn't learnt about music. She laughs in her sleep, occasionally hallucinates, giggles at gore, is content with torturing me, and smiles at the promise of death.
Yes, she is mad.
And what you're about to read is a DIRECT RESULT of her madness. Proceed with caution I beg of you don't proceed at all. This time, my boss hasn't allowed me to drop author notes on her behalf - she has forced me. However, along with these author notes, I'm going stir my warnings to you, as a reminder of the dangers ahead.
I don't suggest you ever try to copy this story. I have witnessed her tracking skills first-hand, and I have witnessed her take care of a criminal and it is not pretty. I'm shivering just thinking about your fate if you do. BUT - it won't be worse than the fate of these characters.
Enjoy.
Love from all the fur on my back
Thug.