As I sat in my room on the computer trolling the internet for filthy casuals I contemplated my life. I mean sure it was fun for the first few years being waited on hand and foot but now it's boring. "If I knew my life would turn out this boring I would have aborted myself at birth" I thought.

I sighed and got out of my craptastic computer chair. I stretched as I walked to my bedroom door and just as I grabbed the handle I stiffened as I felt a disturbance in the air.

I felt the hair on my arms stand on end as I slowly leaned and grabbed the pistol I tapped to the wall behind the desk, never know when those mother fuckers down at the gambling den downtown might come around. I threw myself to the side and slung up my gun and just as I was about to pull the trigger a dark energy coalesced around hands freezing me in place. "Now is that any way to treat a future business partner."

I looked in shock at a being that appeared to be made up of lights. Some blacker then night and some gray but there doesn't seem to be any made of white. As I noted these things it slinked towards me and held out his hand " need some help kid" I wearily looks at its gnarled hands and notice tiny white souls flash in and out of existence. I took Its hand and pulled myself up stashing my gun in the waistband of my jeans and asked " what are those lights on your body?" Well kid those are souls traveling through my domain."

I look in shock and tremblingly asked " am I dead?" It looked at me in exasperation" why do you puny little humans always assume when a deity comes calling that you have died? Well no matter your not dead you dumbass I'm just here to make you a business offer." I nodded my head dumbly" and what is the offer?"" Well I am so glad you asked. I am here on behalf of my company, JumpChain LLC, to ask you ,John Mayfeild, if you would like a job traveling the multiverse as an entertainment show I call Broken Links Tv!"

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I looked wearily at It" Do I have a choice?" It shook its head negatively" Not unless you want to curse your entire family." I look  It in what passes for eyes" Alright then when do I start?" It stepped forward and snapped its fingers" right know."

It threw its hand forward and a gale force wind threw me back and into what appeared to be a portal made of darkness. Then just as quickly as I entered it I left it. I got up on my knees and heaved the previous night dinner all over the floor " your cleaning that up." I glanced up glaring at It as it walked by impassively" fine. I'll do it you big baby" It snapped its fingers and the remains of last nights spaghetti and meatballs disappeared from the floor .

I got up and teetered in It's general direction. As I finally got to my destination my head stopped spinning and I glanced at It. " Know what" it once again snap its fingers and a pedestal appeared with a book and a pen. I opened it and on the first page in big bold letters Danny Phantom appeared.

I looked at It and said " this is where I'm going" it nodded its head excitedly" And that's not all, I'm also giving you abilities that correspond to the world your going to as well as dampen your extreme emotional response so you don't freak out when you kill someone( kind of like gamers mind from The Gamer ),as well give you memories of lives you've never had in certain situations, and here's the clincher you get to keep your powers when your done. you can as well end the "show" at any time and you even get to keep your abilities.

Just know that as you progress I will make the worlds more and more difficult until you get to the end of the "show"." I looked at the book with greed. I look at It and shook Its hand" you got yourself a show."