Sounds of heavy breathing echoed throughout the house. Then it was broken by the sounds of a teenage boys scream "AHHH MY BACON!". All the while the boy had completely forgotten about the fact that he just literally been teleported into another world. The gods in the sky looked down with pitty for the boy, but also with a hint of humour as they realise how fun it's going to be to watch his stupid antics every day.
I sat on the marble island in the middle of the kitchen eating my burnt bacon sandwich. "Stupid god can't even keep his god damn coffee in his own cup. All powerful my arse" Slowly the burnt sandwich was quickly disappearing from my hand and the feeling of loss filled the air like I had just lost a lover. It was a close call as tears nearly erupted from my eyes. "God I know you are sloppy with your work now, but please give the pig that I just ate a proper place in heaven".
Returning back to reality James decides to just go laze around the house and watch television. Making his way back up the creaky stairs towards the second floor of the house where his tv resides. With a new found excitement in my step, I managed to make it to the second floor within 30 seconds. With a big leap, I jump onto the comfy leather sofa and steal the remote from the armchair next to the sofa. Within a blink of an eye, my wrist snapped and shot a laser towards the tv trying to turn on the source of the humans lazyness.
20 seconds....40 seconds....60 seconds....120 seconds, "Oi oi what's going on here?". Within seconds I had launched out of my comfy position and started to gallop towards the tv. Shaking it rapidly hoping it will come back to life like those people in those movies. "Come on baby we've been together for years, you can't leave me now.", then James remembers "Ah right I was teleported to a different world" then he faints.
Images of him watching tv pass through James' head as he lay there unconscious with a goofy grin on his face. There was him watching Adventure Time, there was him watching Storage Hunters, there was him jamming out to the music channels and then finally there was him secretly watching the dirty fufu. With a start James' top half jump into the air, but it slowly shrunk back down. My hand launches for the side of my head "Bloody headrush", my shaky legs finally allow me to stand up as I use the tv to stable myself. Taking a few deep breaths I start to walk in the direction that would decide my fate in this world.
It had taken me a lot longer with my weak body to reach my room again. With hesitation, I opened the door and stumble towards my computer. Dropping onto my knees to allow my body a little rest I press the power button on the computer. Nothing happens. My mind goes blank as my face distorts into one of pure horror and despair. With one deep breath, I resigned myself at shouting at the big man "GIVE ME BACK MY PORN YOU ASSHOLE". I had been getting by with my virgin self by using porn, but now I'm just left alone with nothing, but my imagination.
Then my mind lands on a totally unrelated thought of porn, my mum. What would happen to my mum? She would return home just to notice that there was no home for her to return to. Granted she was completely minted and could just buy 5 more house, but what will she do when I don't turn up. I bring my hands up to my chest and put them in a sign of pray "Please god just this once, spare me". It happens again... the blue box appears.
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Tehe I forgot to mention something. When the god moved you to this world it also deleted you from the other. So no one will remember you and all the things you have done will be forgotten, but by the looks of things, you haven't done a lot with you life anyway. TTFN.
Wait it what? It removed my existence from my old earth? IT WHAT!. Wait no this could be for the good now my mum won't suffer like she did with dad. With my resolve steeled, I decided to try and fix the main problem. The electricity. I have enough water stocked up in the storage room to last me a lifetime because my mum was one of those believers in the apocalypse.
With my lack of knowledge, I make my way back down to the kitchen, where the circuit board is. My body slumped over as I made my way down the stairs for the second time today. At a much slower speed, I manage to make it to the kitchen. Out the corner of my eye, I notice my mums bottle of scotch."She would drink this when she was stressed" a little chuckle escaped my mouth as a stream of tears fell from my eyes. "Mum I want to go home, I want you to pat my head and tell me everything will be okay like you always do. I want you to yell at me off for being lazy", my body just stayed there completely still for a moment as I collect my thoughts. I puffed out my chest and used my hand to wipe my tears, "I will return to my world even if I have to re-create my whole existence I will return and I will get scolded for being late for church". Making my way to the freezer I grab the piece of paper and read it then putting it in my pocket to remind of my goal.
Firstly, I need to get the electricity working. With a new found source of energy, I made my way towards the circuit board. With adrenaline of some sort pumping through my body, it doesn't take long to reach the little room connecting to the kitchen. With a tug, the door swings open revealing the holy grail. With pride, in my steps, I approach the circuit board. Stretching out my arm I flip the switch on and off, hoping like every other device it worked the same. Nothing happened. Now I was furiously switching it on and off "COME ON!!!". "ZAP!", the sound of an electric shock sounded throughout the house as my tear-stained hands created an electric spark.
My body was flung across the room slamming into the marble island. Then the blue boxes appeared.
Skill Gained- Electrical Resistance (Passive)[LvL1] Body becomes adapt to electricity and can now handle shocks to some degree. Also allows better control over Electrical manipulation Skill Gained - Electrical Manipulation[LvL1]
Allows the user to channel electricity through their body.
Allows the user to control electricity on the outside of their body.
Allows the user to channel Electricity into objects.
Skill Gained - Physical Resistance (Passive)[LvL1]
Allows the user the take physical damage better by dispersing the damage throughout the body. Decreases inflicted Physical attacks by 30%
My brain starts to fade away the pain my body was going through as it starts at the new pop-ups. Fufufu it's like a game. A creepy grin forms on my face. Fufufu its magic. Fufufu I can work with this. Fufufu I know have a way to get home.