Keiji Date was just about to enter his first year of highschool. He was insanely excited because he was accepted into the same school as Sae Yuki his childhood and first love but only by a sliver.

Keji Date is actually a full on retard. In middle school he averaged a 45% flat up until the finals where he realized if he was to fail Sae would go on without him. So of course he stopped wanking 4 times a day cut that back to 1 and started grinding the books all day and stopped spending saturdays with the boys. In this case the boys were his little brother as well as his father as he had no friends as once again he was a fucking retarded degenerate. Now with all this studying Keiji was actually able to pull out a 51% and pass middle school. Now Keiji was ecstatic and actually bragged to Sae that he passed middle school. Sae was a 95%+ student and just laughed at him and said good job buuud. This was followed by a conversation on their plans after middle school. Sae told Keiji that she was going to attend Sakura High which essentially was a average school that was relatively close to her house.  Keiji actually forgot that you actually had to apply to go to high school and realized his marks were that of a inept rock and he would probably not be accepted into any school. So he quickly ended the conversation and ran home to save himself from embarrassment. Of course Keiji needed to find a solution and get into the same school as Sae and he knew he could not do it through conventional means. So Keiji being the full on retard he is decided that he was going to hack into the school's main frame change his grades so that it would appear he was actually a sub par student. The plan was genius expect Keiji for one did not know what a main frame was as well he was banned from going on his old middle schools property due to an unfortunate accident with a rather large fidget spinner. But this did not stop the resolute Keiji he was set on this plan and going to the same school as Sae so he decided he would get good at hacking and get a disguise to sneak around the school and get to the main frame. After 5 nights of grinding online YouTube tutorials on how to hack Keiji felt as if he was a pro and could handle any of the noob software the school has. Now the final part of his plan; a disguise. Keiji’s mentality for the disguise is that he wanted to stand out as much as possible. This was because in his mind if you stand out there would be now way you get caught or questioned as any actual intruders would be dressed up and try to fit in. Keiji was truly an inept retarded piece of shit. In the end Keiji decided to order a teal trenchcoat, two fedoras as well as stereotypical hipster glasses off of Amazon for his disguise. Keiji was ready, Keiji was prepared, now all that he had to do was wait 5-10 business days for all of items to arrive and he would march over right to the school and complete his quest. 11 days later the all of his items had arrived. He equipped his dual fedoras, his hipster glasses and his teal trench coat and ran over to the school. Keiji entered the front gate of the school and made his way to the computer room where he believed the main frame would be. He felt as if everyone was staring at him but he knew that this was a good thing, that his disguise was working. After aimlessly walking around the school for an hour he found the computer room which honestly is fucking ridiculous as this dude legit went to this school for three fucking years prior to this. Anyways he entered the computer room and as he entered he heard the door slam behind him and saw both his former teacher and principal behind him. He was in a state of confusion he did not know why they were there was his disguise seen through??? Did one of his friends rat him out???? He quickly crossed off the second option as he had no friends as he was honestly as useful as a rusty pole. So he accepted that his disguise must've been seen through and removed it. He followed this action by demanding how they knew he was here as well as how they saw through his disguise. At this point both of these adults are fucking done. They both just crack open a cold one, sigh and straight up tell Keiji that he is the dumbest kid they have every made contact with. They explained how they legit saw his face as he walked into the school as his out fit brought a lot of attention to him and he did not even cover his face. They also received a ton of reports from students that a supposed school shooter had just walked onto the school grounds and was randomly walking around the school. Keiji was baffled he thought his disguise was genius however he accepted his defeat fell to his knees started to cry and offered to suck the teachers off if they raises his marks to a 65% so he could go to Sae’s school. The teachers honestly felt bad for Keiji as he was an all around failure at life so they collectively decided that they would change his grade and reluctantly decline the blow job offer. The two teachers however had one condition. This condition was that Keiji had to at least try to succeed at life and not be such a failure. This condition confused Keiji as he thought he was fucking fabulous and had no areas to improve upon but since they were willing to change his grade he accepted. Shortly after his marks were changed and he applied to Sakura High. By some mystical miracle he was actually accepted into the school with his “65%” and that was how Keiji Date’s High School life began.

April 20th 2017 was both Keiji’s and Sae’s first day of high school. Keiji was up all night prior to this day praying to god that he would get into the same class as Sae so he could make some progress in his relationship with her and ideally confess his love to her before the end of the semester in July. However Keiji is a giant pussy and has like zero self confidence since he has no friends other than Sae so let’s not get our hopes up. Now i’m sure you're wondering good reader what is with Keiji’s love for this girl. Why her?! Why a childhood friend cliche?!? Well well curious reader let me tell you a tale. A tale so great you will drop all of your gay ass waifu’s for Sae the queen no goddess of all waifus. Whooosoossshshshsh we now back 10 years. At this time Keiji is 5 years old and just starting to go to school. Of course at this point and time Keiji is still a fucking dumbass and of course all the kids at school make fun of him for it as he did stupid shit such as getting stuck in the monkey bars or getting lost in the playground. Regardless of this Queen Sae was always gentle, sweet and kind to him. I know gag me please. Continuing on Sae was later revealed to Keiji as the daughter of his fathers best friend. So of course they ended up spending a lot of time together outside of school actually enjoying it quite a lot. The activities the two did together mainly consisted of Sae trying to make Keiji not as hopeless and essentially smarter than a rock but despite her efforts Keiji remained extremely sub par at everything (rock level).  Now since Keiji was somewhat competent at age 5 and did not have the huge ego he has now for some fucking reason he chose not to hang out with Sae at school as he did not anyone to be mean to her due to him being a complete loser despite Sae’s wishes to spend time with him at school. Whooosoossshshshsh we now back 3 years from the present. At this point Keiji is just beginning his life at middle school with Sae. Keiji thought this was going to be a fresh start for him. The time that he would make a friend *He does not count Sae since I have no idea just go with it* . Unfortunately you can’t just drop being a r tard and once again he got bullied and the only person that would talk to him was Sae. At this point Keiji was incredibly depressed as well as confused and he wanted answers. So one a stormy day *you will see why the stormy day matters in a little while* he asked to speak with Sae on the rooftop of the school. Sae was shocked by this request and Keiji had always kept his distance from her at school but happily accepted as more time with Keiji = a good thing for her I guess??? Anyways continuing on both Keiji and Sae are on the rooftop and it’s raining for dramatic effect of course. Keiji walks up to Sae and straight has a breakdown. Like even I feel bad for this rock like ahhhhh. He starts crying and talks about how much he hates himself, and even calls Sae out and says “Why are you even here, why are you pretending to be my friend. WHY WHY WHY!!!! Instantly after this Sae slapped Keiji and yelled “You idiot Keiji……….. I wanted to be your friend since you were different….. I just wanted to protect you, you were so innocent and helpless (Aka fucking stupid and felt bad xd)  I….I  ……..” Keiji then leaped up wiped his tears and hugged Sae as tightly as he could and said “Thank you Sae. For always being there for me, protecting me, taking care I I lo-------” He was interrupted by a conveniently placed lightning bolt Wink [https://forum.royalroadl.com/images/smilies/wink.png] Kachow. By the way since Sae is legit perfect in looks, brains, as well as personality by her telling Keiji that she wanted to be his friend he developed the huge ego he now has just in case you were wondering. Keiji also decided to grow a pair and hang out with Sae at school wowza character progression! Whooosoossshshshsh back to April 20th 2017 first day of highschool for Keiji and Sae!!

So first day of school and our class A retard slept in leaving Sae outside of his house as they made plans to go to school together on the first day. So of course Sae being the best girl in this story walked right into Keiji’s room and jumped on top of him and whispered “Keijiiii wanna have my babiessss” now this really got the horny Keiji up. Remember he had not fapped as much as he was used to recently as he was studying and planning to get into high school so he was fuckign ready for this offer but he then realized it was Sae and that she was joking and  proceeded to cry a little and got up. *Who the fuck did he think it was???* Now the two of them started their venture to the school. Everything was normal up until they reached the school gate and saw a girl with thickkk glasses being tormented by a group of boys. Of course our main protagonist Keiji had to do something he thought this was his moment to show off his mad skills to Sae. Apparently he had been talking a online ninjutsu class so he was ready to kick ass and take some names. So he walks over to the boys and is like sup fellass why don't you pick on someone your own size. At this moment Sae is freaking out cause she knows Keiji is about to legit be beaten to a pulp by these guys who are legit one feet up on Keiji and actually muscle compared to Keiji's flab. So she runs up to Keiji and the girl he is trying to protect and apologizes to the boys. She explains that Keiji has a mental disorder that makes him say retarded things he does not mean. One of the boys asks if it was severe autism and Sae quickly nodded. The boys felt sympathy for the supposed autist and walked away. Of course Keiji was quite frustrated and annoyed by this. He was essentially called an autist by the girl he loves and he did not get to show off his sick ninjitsu skills. However he keeps his composure and simply thanks Sae for the save even though he totally did not need it. The girl that was saved thanks the both of them and introduced herself as Miyami Hitagi a first year student just like them. However quickly after this introduction she said she had to go and ran off. Now was the time everyone was waiting for the big old class reveal. I wonder who Keiji will have in his class??? Ohhhhh would you look at that both Keiji and Sae and Miyami are in the same class what!!! No way what are the chances like omg!! I know fuck cliches amirite??  Of course seeing this Keiji is ecstatic as he now gets a ton more time with Sae.

Sae and Keiji both arrive to the classroom last besides Miami who entered shortly after. The teacher of the class instantly realized Keiji is legit brain dead. Now how you might ask well as Sae and Keiji entered the classroom the teacher overheard Keiji say that he believes Liberals actually have good ideas and that Capitalists are actually corrupt and evil. So yea pretty easy to tell that he is the retarded one in the class. Anyways since the teacher did not want to deal with Keiji he told him to sit in the back corner whereas everyone else got to pick where they sat. Now this was a bit of an issue as both Miyami and Sae wanted to sit beside Keiji. Of course this fueled our favourite douche bags ego to the max and he played the whole situation like the biggest ass hat ever. He says “Ladies I know i’m the best and I know i'm essentially perfect but you shouldn't fight over little old me”. Thats how I want to say it happened butttttt it acutally happend like 10x more douchey than that. Of course the two girls ignored him like everyone else because you know he is just that person and continued to argue over who got to sit beside him. Sae pulled the childhood friend card Miyami pulled the i'm the new fresh hot shit card but in the end the teacher got tired of this just put Sae in front of Keiji, Miami front diagonal from Keiji and a new mysterious girl beside Keiji as this was going on 10 minutes into the first class of the day and everyone in the class was watching this unfold. Funny how everyone else in the class picked their seats and all the seats around Keiji are still empty *Thinking face*. Anyways class starts Keiji remembers he cheated to get into this school and has no idea what is going on the entire lesson so he whips out his fidget spinner and lets it rip. Now this caught the attention of the girl sitting next to Keiji as she had not seen someone actually use a fidget spinner in real life. She was curious about what must of gone wrong in his life to have stoop to the level of casually using a fidget spinner. She sparks a conversation with Keiji and gets some basic information out of him. This information included his favorite hobby being fapping, how he averaged a 45% in middle school, and how he thinks Emilia is better than Rem. With all this information gathered she came to the conclusion that Keiji was mentally retarded and needed help to be set back on the right path. She decided she would be the one to help Keiji. Why you might ask well it is convenient for me in this story so suck my dick weeb. To help Keiji she decided she would tutor him as she was relatively smart as well as introduce him to new hobbies so when he first talks to someone he does not say fapping is his favourite pass time. Ohohoho but this girl face palmed. She had made this plan but had not yet introduced herself to our lord of the douche. So she winks at Keiji and says “I’m your new best friend Aimi Koyomi I just moved here from Tokyo please take care of me  Wink [https://forum.royalroadl.com/images/smilies/wink.png]” . Oh this really boosted Keiji’s ego. He just made his first friend. When he thought about it he actually made two friends. This girl as well as Miyami as she wanted to sit beside him so that must mean they are friends. At this point Keiji accidently nuts. He got way too excited and it just happened. He of course panicked he had just nutted during class and all of his two friends plus Sae were surrounding him. So he kindly replied to Aimi by saying “Okay that sounds great I now must go to the bathroom and clean my pants”. Keiji thought this was genius. By saying this he both did not have to lie about what had happened to his new friend and he can now excuse himself from the conversation without being rude. What a good dude Keiji is right? So yeah Aimi is genuinely fucking confused out of her mind and just says “K” in the most awkward voice ever. Now Keiji asks the teacher to go to the restroom in the most sexual moaning voice ever as he had just nutted again after once again thinking of his newly acquired friends. The teacher actually scared as well as disgusted quickly tells him to get out and go and so he does. By the way the whole class heard this sexual moan so yea rip Keiji’s chances of making any other friends as not only is he a retarded inept rock but also allegedly sexually turned on by talking to the teacher, which is the rumor the others in his class had come up with after that event.

So now Keiji is walking down the hall with cum dripping down his legs. He is praying to fucking god no one sees him as now he is walking at a turtle's pace with the cum now dripping out of his pants leaving a trail as he walks. Thankfully through the power of plot armour our protagonist makes it to the washroom unseen after 30 minutes of walking slowly down the hall with semen leaking from his once blue jeans. Now our retard had to figure out how he was going to fucking clean himself as well as his soiled with cum pants in the school washroom. Of course he did not want to be seen by anyone so he decided to do all of this in one of the stalls . Unluckily for our retard he picked the nastiest stall that had piss all over the floor and a turd chilling in the toilet bowl that looks like it had been there all day. But as he entered this stall someone else entered the restroom so his fate was sealed. He must clean himself in this specific spot somehow, someway….. Now Heiji did not think about just simply waiting for the person to leave the restroom and swapping stalls unfortunately he lacks the brain cells to come to that conclusion. So what he did was first he took his pants off got some paper towel and spat all over it. Following this he wipes his legs down and as he bends over clean the lower parts of his legs he gets real close to the turd in the toilet and lets out the nastiest gag imaginable. Now why did he not flush the turd you wonder? Well good and kind reader he once again did not think of doing that…. So he cleans his legs off and now is onto the pants. Now his pants were navy blue jeans and they were stained with cum. After a long ponder and fidgeting his spinner he came to the conclusion that he can’t clean these pants as using toilet water is way too nasty even for him. So he decided to make the entirety of his jeans white. He knew this was going to be a tough task but he was committed. So for the next hour he wanked and wanked and wanked. He smeared all the seamen that was coming out of him onto his pants and made his once navy blue jeans pure white. Trust me it works like that don’t think about it xd. So now Keiji slides the pants back on gets out of the stall and walks back to class and takes his seat. He thinks he had done it, he outplayed life and no one noticed. Of course everyone fucking noticed as his pants were now super white and he was gone for an hour. Also on top of that when he sat down there was a stick sound so yeah….. Luckily though the class thought it was paint and not cum which I guess makes sense since who would smear cum all over their pants?

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Days went past and Keiji’s school life was as mediocre to as sub par as it gets. He failed every quiz, test, project he received no one other than Miyami, Aimi, and Sae would talk to him. Of course he still thought he was the shit as he had THREE friends and did not let any of this bother him. Aimi however was fucking done at this point. She spent on average 10 hours a week tutoring Keiji and he had only gotten more inept and retarded. She did not think it was possible but some way Keiji did it. She decided he was a lost cause at this point at least school wise and came to the conclusion that the only way she can help Keiji out is by giving him some new hobbies so once again fapping is not the only thing he does in his free time. So after class Aimi told Keiji that the two of them were hanging out after school and going to karaoke. Now of course this was a problem with Keiji. This day happened to be a friday and we all know fridays are for the boys so Keiji tried to weasel his way out of this. Aimi responded to this by straight up telling him “your fucking dad and little brother do not count as the boys you fucking ape”. Keiji was udderly shocked and replied “wha…. What do you mean??” Aimi explained how the boys refer to some buds you hang out with that happen to be the same age as you as well as how they

actually want to hang out with you. As a fun fact Keiji’s family actually hates him. Okay so Keiji’s grandmother was using one of those life support machines with the tube that goes from the machine into her mouth. So Keiji was asked to feed his grandmother and Keiji was like ew no I don’t wanna do that. Keiji decided he was going to put the food in one end of the tube and slide it down into his grandmother's mouth. So he unplugged the machine pulled the tube out of the machine and started dumping. His grandmother died shortly after on the account of either choking to death or due to not being on life support you can pick. Anyways this devastated Keiji as he learnt for the past two years he was not actually hanging with the boys every friday. However Keiji quickly regained his composure. He realized he was with one of his friends and could save this breakdown for another time,  he had to stay strong. After taking a deep breath he agreed to go to karaoke and the two of them were off.

After two hours of venturing the made it to the karaoke place. Initially it was supposed to be a 20 minute walk but Keiji was in charge of directions and apparently can’t even follow fucking google map directions in which google legit tells you where to turn and such but you know Keiji thought he knew a faster way sooooo. The two of them enter the karaoke place and Keiji orders a booth for two like a true alpha male. He decided he was going to pay and go big dick. He honestly just wanted show off all the money he had made from his MineCraft YouTube channel. After two years of producing semi daily videos he had made $45. However he knew it was almost time that his channel exploded as he started a new survival world series collab with one of his 12 year old online buds so he did not worry about the money. Aimi of course says “oh my gosh thank you so much, hehehe” in the most white girl voice possible. Keiji is satisfied with himself and the two head over to their booth. Keiji whips out the song book and decides that he is going to sing the Sword Art Online first anime opening . The music starts and Keiji begins singing. He hits every note perfectly, he makes no mistakes and is the embodiment of perfection at that very moment. Aimi was in complete shock.She did not expect this inept retard rock thing to be able to sing at all. She was expecting a full on squeaker who misses every fucking note and sings the incorrect words to the song. However she once again was completely wrong. Keiji was singing his heart out becoming one with the song. Keiji was looking into Aimi’s eyes the whole time almost as if the song was dedicated to her. At this moment Aimi fell in love with Keiji. He finished the song wiped the sweat off his forehead and had to excuse himself to the washroom for a couple of minutes as he had not wanked yet that day and he felt a little excited. He gets back to the room after having a nice session and cleaning up to see Aimi has selected the song Baby by Justin Bieber and was ready to start singing. At first she was nervous and you could tell but after awhile she truly got into it and started to shine. Keiji noticed she was actually truly amazing at singing and at the same time he noticed how beautiful Aimi was. She finished the song and asked Keiji “How was it, hehehe”. Keiji stood up put one hand on her shoulder and told her that her performance was flawless. Even he the god of all douche was impressed by her singing. Following this Aimi blushes holds one of Keiji’s hands and says “Best friend I think I have fallen in love with you Wink [https://forum.royalroadl.com/images/smilies/wink.png]”. This shocked Keiji. A girl had fallen in love with him?!?! I agree with the doubts he had but shortly after he accepted that she must truly have feelings for him as he is the ideal male. Keiji holds Aimi’s hand back and gently squeezes. He responds to her confession of love with “Aimi I truly truly truly love you, but not in the way you see me right now. I’m not saying it will be like that forever but as of right now I have someone else I hold special in my heart”. Keiji then lets go of Aimi’s hand and embraces her. Of course Aimi had just been rejected by fucking Keiji the retarded rock so she is bawling her eyes out. But after a short while she thanks Keiji for being so kind and such a good friend and the two both go home.

The weeks were going by quickly. Keiji was still failing everything and no one apart from the main three would talk to him. He realized after Aimi’s confession he had to do something about his feelings for Sae. It was almost June the month in which he decided he would confess to Sae. Once again he is a giant pussy though so I doubt he will do it. But he actually thought about confessing sooner, in specific at the local festival happening that weekend. He smiles as he thought this plan would be perfect as he now would be able to confess and see Sae in a kimono *fap material*. This was during the end of class so he was going to ask Sae right away if she would go to the festival with him. But before he gets to Sae Miyami intercepts him. She actually on some strange plot helping coincidence asks Keiji to attend the festival with her. Keiji king of the douche once again had a ego boost. Miyami was a cute short girl and anyone would be ecstatic to go to a festival with her better yet see her in a kimono *fap material*. So Keiji decides he will put his Sae quest on hold for the time being and attend the festival with Miyami. Also Keiji was fucking scared out of his mind and would probably just choke when asking Sae to the festival which would probably just scare Sae off. The two make plans on when to meet up and such and head home for the day in wait of the festival which happens to be the next day. Yay for convenience amirite?

An hour before Keiji and Miyami were to meet up Keiji had a breakthrough. He was wondering why Miyami would want to attend the festival with the likes of him. Of course he came up with the only logical explanation. She much like Aimi wants his dick. He decided that it was his destiny to become the king of a harem. However this could not be. The only girl for him was Sae and he came to the conclusion that he would fight his destiny and not become the king of a harem. Anyways he brushes these thoughts away realizing an hour has past thinking about this and runs to the spot he and Miyami were to meet up at. He was of course late and Miyami was waiting. The moment he saw Miyami he nutted and let out a moan. She was absolutely beautiful. She was wearing a tight pink kimono and had her hair done up in two buns. Keiji then played it off as he forgot something but in reality he had to go change his soiled pants for the like 3rd time this story. Once again he returned and the two of them started wandering around the festival. Keiji decided he would once again go be a big dick alpha in front of one of his friends so he started to play all the festival games to win Miyami some prizes. Of course Keiji is a inept degenerate and can’t even tie his own shoes so he loses every fucking game he plays whether it be catching a goldfish or throwing darts at a board. At one point of the people at the stands felt so bad for Keiji that they gave him a keychain as a compensation prize for spending over $100 at their stand winning nothing. Keiji felt as if he had done it. He won a prize for Miyami so he gallantly marched over to her and handed her the prize. Of course in her mind she is like what the fuck is this, why but she kindly accepts the gift so Keiji would not have his feelings hurt. Also she secretly really felt moved that Keiji tried so hard to win her a prize. The two then continued to enjoy the festival together thankfully Keiji ran out of money to lose so no more games were played. Finally the time came the fireworks/big love confession from Miyami!! Bet you did not see that coming baka desu reader. The last firework had just been launched and Miyami knew this was her time to confess. She grabbed Keiji’s arm and whispered “Keijiiii, Keijiii I I love you Keiji”. This shocked Keiji as he even though he came to the conclusion early that she liked him he did not expect her to actually confess. This was followed by Miyami telling Keiji why she liked him which I mean is like how what is there to like. So she likes him because he saved her first day of school if you forgot and how he was super different when compared to all the other boys. Yeah ladies go find yourself someone different like a Keiji a man as smart as a rock, as useful as a rusty pole and nuts all the fucking time in public yea real different and a real catch. Once again Keiji knew what he had to do. He grasped Miyami’s hand and told her his true feelings for Sae, kindfully rejecting her. Miyami unlike Aimi could not handle being rejected by Keiji. She ended up running away from the festival crying, and looking like a complete mess. Keiji felt like a complete turd, however he knew this was the right thing to do. He knew it would not be fair to go out with these girls with his current feelings towards Sae. This was the final push Keiji needed. He decided he would stop being such a fucking pussy and go complete his quest for Sae.

The month of June had just begun. Aimi, and Miyami at this point are completely over their love for Keiji and are back to being his friends. Keiji had decided this day would be the day that he tells Sae how he feels about her and complete his long quest. Since today was a friday he was going to ask Sae to hang out with him after school. He had planned the perfect activity but knowing Keiji it was a retarded plan. His plan was to go mini putting. He had played lots of Wii Golf so he wanted to show off his massive fucking cock to Sae. So he goes over to Sae and invites her to go golfing with him. She of course thinks the idea is retarded but does not want to directly tell Keiji that. So she being the best girl she smiles and says “Oh my gosh Keiji that seems great but would you rather go see a move or go to the aquarium instead I can guarantee you it would be a lot more fun.” Keiji did not like those ideas. There would be no opportunity to show off his alpha male status but since he knew this day was going to be all about her he decided to accept the idea of going to the aquarium.

That night Keiji decided to fap a shit ton. He knew he was prone to nutting randomly in public so he wanted to dry his fountain up before he heads out to eliminate the chance of that happening. So he goes at it from the time he got home up until 5:00 PM the time he and Sae were to meet up. He decided for this day he would wear his best clothes. He remembered buying a fedora in chapter 2 so of course he decided to wear that to scare off everyone around him as he would be perceived as a school shooter. He also decided to wear his hipster glasses as he thought they made him look extra alpha as well as his tight skinny jeans and his Linkin Park shirt to add a bit of edge to his look. He was ready and went to meet with Sae. Of course when Sae first saw him she bursted into laughter due to his fucking awful choice in clothing. Thankfully Sae assumed Keiji would do something retarded like that and actually brought a nice set of clothes for him to wear. I know best fucking girl. Keiji was appalled when Sae asked him to change as he had worked so hard to craft the perfect outfit but he bit his tongue and accepted Sae’s offer as he wanted to show that he is not only a alpha male but someone who understands, respects, and listens to women. Finally the two of them headed over to the aquarium and Keiji decided to take the lead, alpha male status. Whooosoossshshshshs we are now two hours into the future at the aquarium because fucking Keiji got lost downtown and accidently started a scrap with some legit school shooters by calling their anime waifus shit and that ate up two hours somehow so yeah. The two go the ticket stand and Sae is about to buy her ticket but Keiji like the true man he is slides in front of her and orders two tickets. He once again had to use all of his Minecraft Channel earnings but he thought it was totally worth it. By the way his channel actually popped off somehow. He now has around 50k subs and exclusively makes clickbait rage videos that appeal to a 9-12 year old boy audience so yeah good for him. Sae was actually impressed by Keiji’s actions. She had thought maybe he was growing up, becoming semi competent, a true man. But shortly after this they entered the aquarium and Keiji fucking fell into the dolphin habitat after telling Sae he was going to pat the dolphins. Of course dolphins being dolphins they raped Keiji as soon as he fell into the water. Thankfully Sae kept her composure and did not burst into laughter like all of you assholes would and got a pole and yanked Keiji out of the water. At this point however Keiji was soaking wet, slightly traumatized and covered in dolphin sperm so he was in no condition to continue on. Sae ended up bringing Keiji home and decided to take care of him for the night since Keiji’s family went on a vacation to Puerto Rico. By the way Keiji was not invited because he is truly truly disliked no hated by his entire family for being a douche, retard, and being as useful as a rusty pole.

The next morning Keiji woke up with Sae passed out on the floor beside him. Of course at first he is like ohhhhh dayum did I bang her but then he quickly realized that could not be the case as the last thing he remembers was being raped by a horde of dolphins. He then realizes that Sae must have taken care of him the whole night. Best Waifu Girl Sae! He gets up picks Sae up and places her in the bed covering her body with his blanket. At this point Sae wakes up and asks Keiji if he is okay. This causes Keiji to burst into tears. He responded with “Asking me if i’m alright when you are like that….. I I I am so sorry Sae I have always caused such trouble for you”. Sae grabs Keiji’s hand also crying at this point and responds with “Don’t cry Keiji, I take care of you because I have always cared for you, wanted to protect you, because Keiji I truly love you”. This hit Keiji real hard in the feels. The girl he had loved for the better part of 3 and a half years had just confessed her love for him and he did not know what to do. He simply just let his tears continue to flow and let his head fall down to Sae. Sae gently caressed his hair until Keiji had stopped crying. After 10 minutes of gently sobbing into Sae’s lap Keiji lifted his head and grabbed Sae’s hand. He then confessed his love to her in the most un douchey, un Keiji way possible. In the most sincere voice Keiji whispered, “Sae I love you so much. I have loved you since middle school when you put me back onto the right path and saved me from myself. Please always be with me. Always save me from the darkness. Always protect me. Always love me.” Sae at this point lost her composure for the first time and could not keep herself together. She started to bawl her eyes out and told Keiji “Yes Keiji always, let’s always be together”.