I am me. I am myself. Yes, the person talking, writing?
Anyway, I am the author, the narrator, the protagonist; maybe even one of the side-character.
I am God in this world of mine, for I know all and am all, my word is law, my very thought an edict.
What I say is reality, what I do a fact. I create all and destroy it just as much. My quill, my pen, my keyboard, they are vital instruments for a being such as I, for they help in the act of creation, or, destruction.
And now I want to create.
How about we start with the cosmos, so vast and ever-expanding, infinite and yet so small before me.
Blackness, that's what it is, for now.
And then: 'BOOM!'.
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Did you see that?! What a wonderful view!
Stardust and nebula flying everywhere, supernovae left and right, the colors mix and intermingle. A work of art I tell you! Damn, it's over though. But it was awesome wasn't it?
Ahem, now, onto the world my tale will take place in.
What do you think about an Earth sized planet?
Huh? What was that? Too mundane?
Alright! Let's add some spice to it, shall we?
The most simplistic way to turn this world flavourful would be to make it bigger, right? The bigger the better, no? Like, immeasurably big!
Wait, that's stupid you say? That's illogical? That doesn't make any sense?
Ehh... I guess you are right. Then just wait a second, I should have it right around here. *WAM!* *BANG!* *SLAM!* "Ouch! Fuck!"
Ahhhh... there it is! A basic template for an adventurous, novel world such as this one.
Add some Gods. *Shake Shake* Some Demons. *Rattle Rattle* And top it all off with some other mortal races, the basic ones for the most part. *Zak Zak*
Muuuah! Perfetto! Ise mucho guud!
That was somewhat racist? Nah, don't sweat it. We are all fun and games here!
Now... how to introduce myself into this world. Would you do me the honor in spinning the wheel of clichés?
One... Two...... THREE!
*RTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT...T...T...t...t......*
Summoned Hero! Fantastic! You sure got good taste my friend!
Now! Let's go! We don't want to miss the summoning, or do we?
Of course not! It would be very improper and rude to our future liege!
Hurry now!
What? No! We don't have time for another chat! And...- No! You listen to me now!...- Y-You!... Ok, alright. I surrender, take the OP trope with you. But!...-
N-No, no! Leave the Demon-King clichés right there! *WAAAAAM!* ARGH! Now you've done it! Thanks a lot! Tsk!
Ah! Fuck it all! Ain't nobody got time to clean that up!
And you! Yeah, you! Not another word from you!