Hello, Ms. Williams.
The team responsible for new hires has informed me that they will print t-shirts of you and wear them every day to work.
Maybe you didn't know this but I personally go over the files of new people before they get employed. And even if that wasn't part of my responsibility, the hype you caused would have been more than enough to provoke my curiosity regardless.
I talked for long enough, you are, of course, have been hired. It would be my honor if you visit our headquarters next Monday morning, to get a tour of the labs and meet some of your new colleagues.
Welcome to Zombie Corporation.
Adam Madagascar.
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I can't believe this... I will work at Zombie Corp. That's my greatest dream coming true, and that's not just it, Mr. Adam (he's like the freaking coolest person alive) send me a hologram himself!!! *-*
Some people dream of living on the moon but I--, No, wait... Before we get into all of that jumbled mess, let me tell you some general knowledge to get you up to date.
My name is Evian.
22 years ago I was born inside the strongest country on the two planets, Zenamra. It's a country on the first continent. It became a world power after the end of the second world war.
One day and in the heat of the Kingdom's expansion crusades in the second continent. Ay vanished into thin air.
Without any obvious seconds in command, the Kingdom fell into chaos, blah blah blah, each cubic meter decided to be a newly independent country and declared war on the next cubic meter because, of course, it required more land to expand.
Zenamra took advantage of the situation and sold weapons to each cubic meter, making a huge fo fortune.
Fast forward 84 years, the Kingdom, now only known as the third continent, became just 14 different independent countries, of which some are still at odds with each other.
But the important thing is that for the last 84 years Zenamra has been and still is the strongest and most wealthy of any known county.
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That enabled the people of Zenamra to relax and focus on things other than military and warfare.
Remember when I said people dreamed of living on the moon? People can really do live on the moon. Although it's impossible to go there if you aren't filthy rich.
In the middle of all of Zenamra's technology companies, Zombie Corp is the biggest and most known, they have their hands in everything from the technology that was used to build Zenamra 2.0 on the moon to the food cubes you buy and eat at home.
Wait... Why are we talking about this again? It's not like you live in another universe. You should know all of that if you read a single history book at any point in your existence.
Back to the subject at hand, from the moment I was born I fell in love with technology and with how fast Zombie Corp can produce new inventions.
That's why I started learning to code at a young age so that one day I can finally join Zombie Corp. *Mwhahahaha*
Today, after the long wait, I finally did it!
Ummm... Now what? My dream came true, I didn't plan for anything after that.
Why depress yourself, Eff. Let's just take it step by step, my new ingenious plan is to wait until Monday for my tour.
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"Ahhhh, this so borinnnnggg"
- Eeevvvvvvaaaaa
- Yea?
- Whatcha Doin?
- Internal monologue.
- (-_-).
- What do you see, Kory? I'm watching TV, there's a documentary about some aliens who kidnapped a human to help them plan a heist on---
- EVIAN MARBLE WILLIAMS, turn that crap off and come with me, we have a very critical mission.
The one talking to me right now is Kory, A small ball-shaped robot, when I originally bought her, she was a stupid machine that just flies around acting cute and repeating some pre-recorded sentences.
But I liked her design, so I took her, smashed her open like a pinata, and reprogrammed her with my own AI model, Assigned her a random personality, and... It turned out as you will witness right now... Sorry.
- Kory... Kory... Kooorryyy.
- What? Why the heck are you muttering my name like that? You are not looking for a missing child, Eva.
- Why did you put force me to the streets?
- It's for your own good, I won't let you go to a new job without new clothes... Oh ohhh, look that those pants *-*
- Get away from it or they will think you want you to eat it.
- Hurr, Hur, very funn--- Aaaaa look at those dresses.
- Look, Kory, I respect your concerns about my social status in my new social circle, but a friendly reminder, those are going to be a bunch of tracking programmers and nerds, and they will get a blue screen of death if they were forced into any social situation.
- But people don't get blue screens, Eva.
- That was sarcasm, my dear. And if I'm not interested in fashion, chances are my co-workers won't either.
- Aaaand that's why, my love, you are still single. You will never get a partner while wearing a jacket covering you from head to toe, and those pants... Did you inherit them from your great grandfather?
- Okay, that's it, see who will charge you today, I'm going home.
- Eva... Eva, Wait... I was just kidding... I will let you know, this is a clear breach of the digital beings rights act.