The operation was easy. At least it was supposed to be, between the armed guards carring polished sword that shined like a bald mans head and the VERY alert state of said guards. He felt like he'd been lied to.

After all,who wouldn't want to kill a 3rd of the most (in)famous  and fabulous assassin gang in the local area.Its not like if he failed none of their sworn brothers would come after him anyway. (SARCASM DETECTED). THATS RIGHT: NOBODY.

Which left Gou Da Niao or 'Bold Unicorn' very, very preplexed.

"What are you thinking about? "his brother Un Do Tes asked. "It's not like we haven't gotten out of more before."

"We have, but we've always killed whoever or the organization behind it." He answered. "I mean, only a man even a fool would think is a fool would cross us at this point. Remember when we killed the Da Pi Gu Gang. You do? Thats because everybody remenbers it! Right,Third Brother??!?"

"Calm down, if your really angry.We can murder the fool who crossed us later. But for now, remember the code. The Chou Gou Assassin Group always. And I mean always finishes a job even if we are gonna kill the solicitor." 

They immedietly kept quiet and started to move towards the main tent. This was where their target was.

Of course such a job was only child's play for exeptional assassins such as the two. The only reason they were going to kill the solicitor was because the intel specifically said that it would be easy. So the two had planned to go eat dinner after the contract. They had even had a bet where the first one to use a secret art would have to pay for dinner.

But since it wasn't easy, they couldn't eat dinner. And you should never, ever deprive a man of his dinner. Especially when that man is a deadly assassin.

That being said, they snuck around one of the other smaller tents. They knocked out one of the guards with Un Do Tes' famous two chain chakrams which acted as silent morning stars.

"Shit! That guy went down with two hits which means he's at least at the Genesis Relm. And he's only a foot soldier!" Do Tes exclaimed.

"Don't worry, we are at the Foundation Development Relm. It's not like we can't escape. At most, we'll suffer a few injuries. And besides, we still have our secret arts to rely on. Heck the only reason we're missing dinner is the bet."

"WE LIVE IN A MOUNTAIN WITH POISONOUS PLANTS WHICH ARE FATAL TO US IF IT GETS INTO OUR BLOOD STREAM. AT MOST A FEW INJURIES? I DON'T WANT TO DIE." Do Tes screamed as silently as possible.

"Fine,fine. If worse comes to worse. I'll just mercy kill you."

"Tell you what, bets off, my life to dinner? I rather have my life."

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They then executed the Mist Man's Dance, a technique that concealed their presence. Making them nigh invisible to those weaker than them.

They proceded to stroll towards the main tent.

"Wait."

"What."

"You hear that?"

"Yeah."

"It's a baby crying, we don't kill babies. Fuck, the mission wanted us to kill this whole family which included a baby and lied to us? Thats two taboos broken. Somebody really wants to die."

They killed two guards at late genesis relm who were guarding the gate and walked in.

Thay saw a physician and a woman holding a baby inside. The contract had wanted them to kill a pregnent woman!

Which wasn't a taboo. Woman aren't as cute as babies.

"Ah well. Seams two people are dieing tonight" Da Niao thought.

He flicked his hand and the targets head flew off.

He picked up the baby.

"Hey, what are gonna do to this lil cutie?"

"Why don't you adopt it. You complain about being lonely constantly anyway."

"Fine. But you are now his uncle. So hold him while I make the killing method unreconisable."

"You're gonna mutilate his mother in front of him? Not cool man."

"His eyes don't function yet. Don't worry."

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Abram saw a light. "Is this like all those stories with that light at the end of the tunnel?" He thought. "Well I did get run over twelve times. I guess most people wouldn't survive that."

Suddenly, the light started growing larger, and before he knew it, he was in a tent with two humans.

"Did I just get done birthed?" He thought.

The first of the two people was a beautiful luxuriously dressed woman. At least, as beautiful and as luxuriously as you can be with blood around you while panting heavily.

The second person was a man who looked like a sterotype chinease scoholar. With long hair, robes and a absolutely fab moustache.

He was in a very, very big tent. The size of about 729 cubic metres. It was decorated with gold goblets and an exquisite chinese dragon design above the door flap of the tent.

The dragon was breathing platinium fire. It had emerald eyes and a diamond tail. It looked like an emblem of some rich family.

"Based on that dragon and the materials that it was made from. I'm part of some noble family, that's a great position to be in for a recently reincarnated me!" Abram analysed.

"Madam, your child is male!" The scoholar exclaimed.

"Crap! Now another compeditor for the inheritence. Now Xiao Gan has to compete against his youngest brother too." The woman exclaimed while rubbing her head like she had a headache.

"Well, if he's mute you won't have to worry," said the man as he smacked Abram hard on the butt.

"WAAHHHAHHHAHH" a cry sounded.

"Oh well."

They both laughed good naturedly.

However, their heads then seperated from their bodies. The heads, with still happy eyes, fell onto the ground witha thud.

"Well, hi," a youthfull sounding man who had green eyes who was wearing a ninja outfit said as he materialised.However, he couldn't tell anything else because of the ninja style hood "I'm your new father now." 

"AND I'M YOUR UNCLE BIIITCH GET READY TO BRING ME WINE EVERY DAY OF YOUR WALKING LIFE FROM  WHEN YOU CAN WALK" shouted a man who looked younger than the previous man as he  also materialised.

"Yes, he's your uncle. Now if you excuse me, I have to mutilate the bodies."

Abram, powerless as a baby, could only watch as the older man started to move his hands like a puppet master. The two bodies were suddenly cut all over like someone was standing over them with a knife and cutting them apart.

"Fucking monsters! What are they? They just appeared. And weird ass shit is hapening. What the fuck!" A very out of composure Abram said. "Also, how can I see? I read somewhere once that babies eyes don't work when their just born!"

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It was because of my help. Master

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  "WHAAT THE SHIIIIT"