"Dammit Eva, what is it this time?" Erik sighed, resigned to a other day of kil- despising of droids and humans

"There's over 200 life forms on a path straight to us, no more than 3 miles west" she said

"Of course there is, and I'm supposed to deal with it, they didn't mention anything about this shit when they hired me, 'It's just scouting' they said, mother fuckers the lot of em" Erik complained as he put on the mecha armor and grabbed the minigun

It was just a bunch of gremlins, luckily. These 5 foot nothing stone skinned bio weapons one of the factions made. They breed like rats and are strong enough to throw a full grown man a few feet.

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The ammo wasted on the little fucks is in insane.

"Well, nothing like a blood bath to start the morning" Erik chuckled as the minigun started spinning and the Gremlins approached

Before they got within 200 feet Erik started blasting into their ranks, by the time they reached him only 2 dozen were left, which was still annoying considering their mob tactics.

Erik pulled out a Vibro-Blade (Laser edged close ranged weapon similar to a sword but completely electronic with a thin condensed plasma line running around the entire thing) and started chopping, it was sleek and even deadlier than it looked, and it looked awesome.

He kept one alive and kicked it around for a bit, slapping it out of the air when it jumped and bunting it away when it got too close. This continued for almost 15 minutes before he picked it up in one hand and carried it back to base.

He was honestly pretty impressed with whoever made them, doesn't mean they weren't annoying as hell though.