"Hey you. Hey you with glasses........come here." (???)

I woke up in my 5x5 room searching for that voice. I keep having this repeated dreams where a Yoda-like person wanting to talk to me. Well, no more watching Star Conquest I guess.

Oh, before I forget I'm Dale Starsky a 17 year old nerd. I am a certified VIRGIN. Why you ask that I emphasized the V word?? That is because no human being would be near to hear me bramble about how great being an otaku is. Yes, a nerd and otaku fused together to be called SCUM. ORZ........sob sob TT. Patented by my classmates. I'll show them (Determination pose).

Moving on, today is a special celebration. Why you ask??? Today is the so called the end of the world. Yeah, END OF THE WORLD. So, I'm just gonna chill in my room eating a sandwich. How do I know today is the END OF DAYS?? Simple just last week a notification was sprouting and it then proven to be transmitted worldwide.

< I know you all are afraid. As a token of apology let me give you all a gift of wisdom 'STATUS'. It lets you feel your 'stats' in your mind but it is not a powerful tool. Just say STATUS in your mind.>

I mean even a homeless guys started to put 'Repent, the end of days is nigh' crap. Me, of course started freaking out and started ditching school ever since. God says that tech cannot be used whatsoever. Yeah, that is proven true as I was opening my handphone that the screen blanks but my stove works just fine. Maybe a more advanced tools have been disabled.

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Although the nerd sense is tingling, I could not do anything than stock up for the incoming danger. 'STATUS'

Well, looking at my stats makes me feel really pathetic.

Welp, time to start working out I guess. I start by running around the house until my feet are wobbly.

[DING]

Wow, so there is a loophole huh.Thank you GOD. By utilizing a loophole in the STATUS, we can increase it and it will never decrease. I know, I know why I didn't share it with other people. Hello, nerd here nobody will believe me. Besides, I live alone. Yeah, I know, I know what about my friends?? They are all in some bunker Fallout-like near Mexico or something. Damn rich people. LOL.

After doing calisthenics for 15 reps :

Wow, just in one day. Unfortunately, my Mag stats unchanged cause I don't know how to utilized it.

Well, now we go to the present time. I guess its time already huh. Better make me a sandwich for now. Stats after 1 week :

As I was engulfing my triple sandwich. DING!!

Wow a frickin' 100. I really should've utilized that loophole more. *Sigh*

As I was lamenting on my mistakes, the door of my house was knocked. *Knock, Knock*

"Coming, wait a minute" Dale. *Opens the door*

"*Gasp* It's you ??!!! Yoda!!!" Dale

"I need your help. And my name is not Yoda!!! It's Odin." ????

"Heeeeeeeh????? *Shocked*" Dale.