"So.. I'm not supposed to know any of the plot yet.. right?"

"No Amne, for the 3rd time, you are not supposed to know the plot of your own story at the beginning of said story."

"So.. how do you plan on remedying that?"

"Oh that's easy! I'm just gonna use this here mAgIcAl frying pan!"

"What are you uh *smacks lips* gonna do with that there frying pan there me bucko?"

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"What's it look like I'm gonna do with it? Cuz as far as I'm aware I was gonna beat you in the head with it until you forget about being here?"

"Do you have a less painful method for induced memory loss?"

"Well yeah! I've got like three but there all like 300 bucks all the way up to 42,312 Swiss francs.. and I ain't Swiss!"

"Well.. why not go for the 300 buck one?"

"Cuz that takes, like, 2-5 dollars a day for three or so years for me to get.. AND I AIN'T GOT TIME FER NUN O' THAT, SO COME 'ER!!"

*insert imminent butt-kicking music & idiotic screams of fear*

30.. minutes.. later..

*CLANG*

"Finally got the bugger!" "Now to do some world building!"