Interior defense of Saraborg
In a matter of minutes the interior city gate of Saraborg was torn apart. The embinyu soldiers rushed in one after another like a swarm of animals would on a fallen prey.
“Queen Evane, here they come!” cried one of the knights in a panicked voice
On this harsh battle field, she alone kept her wits “Stay calm. We’ve prepared as best we could. Everyone get into their positions and fire when ready.”
“Yes mam!”
The enemy soon came rushing down the central avenue in droves
“Attack! Burn it all down to ashes!!”
“Wahhahaha this is too easy!”
A clear voice rang out across the battle field “All units, fire at will.”
Several hundred arrows pounded upon the surprised paladins black armor. But they didn’t stop, instead they continued to advance over the corpses of their fallen comrades in a reckless charge.
One paladin was at the head of the charge with shield in hand and was already stuck with several arrows in his armor “Don’t you underestimate our resolve!!”
“That’s my line” said a voice below him. Before the man could respond to this unexpected figure, his throat was pierced by a thin long sword (think rapier type if it helps).
Taken aback at the sudden loss of their leader, the paladins stood in shock but soon recovered and focused on killing their opponent. They swung madly at the shadow as it weaved through their attacks like a phantom before rolling to the side as a battle axe crashed down several inches from her body. Evane then stabbed one of the soldiers in his stomach before doing a graceful back flip into the air and severing some of their heads. Some of their faces were still locked with an expression of shock, others fear.
Not all of them were as distracted as their compatriots, because a large figure landed a heavy kick to Evanes side with his steel boots, knocking her over.
“Mother!!” yelled a panicked voice. It was the recently crowned king of Rosenheim. He raised his bow, took aim at the attacker, and fired his shot with deadly precision.
Unfortunately, the arrow was easily deflected by the man’s armor. Not willing to go down without a fight, Evane thrust her sword upward into the paladins large frame, but all it served to do was enrage him. The paladin readied his weapon and prepared to deliver the finishing blow “Hah!”
But the final blow never came, instead it was intercepted by a broadsword carried by a seemingly weakly old man. “You bastards took her from me once. Do you honestly expect me to just stand by and let you take her from me again!?” said Zahab in a loud booming voice. His tone filled with both anger and conviction.
His body seemed to blur for a moment as he executed a downward slash, effectively cleaving the soldier in two straight down the middle. Zahab seemed to be unwilling to relent with just that much so he dashed forward with his sword, causing several streaks of silver to tear through the paladin’s armor and flesh. If Queen Evane was a fighter that embodied grace, then Zahab was a swordsman who embodied simplicity and hard work. Each of his attacks were filled with both speed and strength as they flowed effortlessly from one strike to another, proof of the long years he had spent honing his skills. There was not one unnecessary movement. After he had finished pushing the embinyu soldiers back somewhat, he lowered his hand and lifted Queen Evane back onto her feet.
“Still as troublesome as ever I see.” Joked Zahab with a slight smirk on his face
She in turn crossed her arms and pouted slightly “Hmph, I had it all under control.” But she soon relented. Once her wounds were healed she rejoined Zahab. Each fought back to back, making sure to not miss a step. They methodically attacked their opponents. Evane would distract the enemy with her elegant sword dance while Zahab ran in and cleaved them in two from the side.
“Will the couple in front please stop showing off! You’re making us single people feel downright sad!!” remarked Rodriguez jokingly with a slight snicker. He sighed slightly at the sight of this pair who were holding off a group of 30 soldiers on their own, then relented, placed his hands on his sides, and began to chuckle again.
“Quiet, you!!” yelled the pair in protest, their cheeks showing a slight rosy red color
All the jest and jokes were soon forgotten as a group of enemy reinforcements came in through the city gate.
“Double Spell! Oh Undine, goddess of water, bequeath unto me 30 spears of ice so that I may pierce mine foes with your just might.” Rodriguez’s left hand glowed white and then he continued with another spell “Agni, emperor of flames and ruler of the purgatory, bestow upon your faithful servant 30 spirits of fire so that I may set your enemies ablaze with your fury.”
“Ice Javalen*30! Fire bolt*30!!” The spells rose up slightly before forming an arc and crashing down on the embinyu soldiers with frightening strength.
“Cowards!!”
Succumbing to fear, they attempted to run into the nearby houses. One of them ran into a nearby red house and the others followed suit. From the darkness of the old home, a shining steel sword shot out and pierced the man in his chest. He stared back at the shadow in disbelief as a hand jutted out and slowly pushed his body off of the sword. The knight then readied his shield and “greeted” anyone else that might have the courage to step forward.
His armor was not shiny like many of the new knights but instead a dull silver color, covered with countless nicks, marks, and scratches from fierce battles giving off a feeling of strength and nobility. “Come on you bastards. I’ve waited long enough.” Pluto muttered with a low menacing voice.
Pluto had joined the Rosenheim army almost immediately after signing up for Royal Road. At first it was because a flower arranger he had met by chance recommended it to him. He thought that it would be a good chance to convert to a strong class and make money, but this notion soon faded after the years he spent fighting side by side with these men. Day after day he honed his sword skills by fighting with the other royal knights, each time they praised him for his skill he felt a sense of pride. He now considered Rosenheim kingdom his home and these men who were trying to tear it all apart his hated enemy.
The other paladins who had tried to enter the other houses faced a similar fate. Several civilians had also appeared above the homes and began to thrash the foes below them. Royal knights ranged from level 400 to 500, and if they didn’t want to be moved from a spot then they most likely weren’t going to be moved. With the windows shut tight and a royal knight at each of the entrances effectively keeping them out, as well as a powerful wizard plus two sword masters in the front, the embinyu forces couldn’t advance or hide under cover to the sides. Finally yielding to the pressure, they attempted to regroup with their comrades outside before making another attempt at the city.
A large sword twice the size of a normal man swung out from behind a house and met full force with 5 soldiers. Their bodies buckled at the sheer power as their armors failed them and they were sent into the air before turning gray. The other soldiers behind them reeled from the force of their comrades bodies hitting them along with the air pressure. Each one stared at the other in disbelief as a hulking man held the intimidating sword in one hand and 25 fully armored royal knights, each holding a lance, walked in.
“Now now sword instructor, you mustn’t be hogging all the fun.” said Sir Midvale as he wagged his finger in a lecturing motion.
*grunt* “You expect me to hold back when they’re that close? After what they did to my home!? Grrr…” The sword instructor grinded his teeth in anger and tightened his grip on his massive claymore sword. “These bastards tore apart my home and after I’ve finally managed to make it decent again, they come in here trying to do it again! That home was meant to be a place that they could return to…and these guys just….GRAHHH!! How the hell am I suppose to hold back when they’re right here in front of me?!” yelled the man in a heavy voice as he motioned toward the paladins with his enormous sword.
Sir Midvale motioned the other knights to fall into formation “You misunderstand, what I meant was that we also wanted a piece of them. Don’t think that you’re the only one who holds a grudge.” replied Midvale in a cold voice.
The Sword Instructor decided to yield, as much as he hated the Embinyu forces, he didn’t want to betray one of his oldest friends. They had known each other since childhood but this was the first time in a while that Midvale had spoken with such anger in his voice.
With astonishing speed the knights sprinted forward at full speed and dispatched the remaining paladins, sending them to meet their god. Those that did not meet their deaths by lance were soon trampled on by their horses.
“All is for Embinyu!!” a group of soldiers yelled out as he ran with crazed eyes at Sir Midvale.
His mithril lance was “occupied” by 3 paladins, each pierced through the stomach. He quickly threw them off with a flick of his wrist and rather than using his weapon, ordered his loyal stead to leap onto the first attacker. The beast landed hooves first onto the man, his face distorted with fear and disbelief as 1300 pounds of pure muscle and steel fell upon him.
A frightening voice spread through the city “GAAAAAAAOOOOO!!!”
“What the hell was that?!” cried one of the knights
A large grey hand smashed down on one of the knights then another hand appeared and backhanded the other Royal knights away.
“An ogre?! Since when did they have ogres!?!”
“Don’t lose concentration! Prepare a counter attack, we cannot lose this position!”
An audible humming sound could be heard from their backs as a crimson colored phoenix the size of a house flew past them and blasted the ogre back through the city gates. The few knights in front prepared themselves for the monster’s counter attack or death throes but were shocked when they saw the creature’s body. The ogre’s head was blown completely off and there was a stream of gray smoke coming from his upper body as it landed heavily on the Embinyu soldiers outside. It was an instant death for the Ogre. The makeshift “wall” effectively sealed off anymore possible invaders.
A beautiful woman in a white dress with striking blonde hair walked up to them.
“Sir Midvale, report in on the situation. What’s happening within the city?” Queen Evane asked as she finished wiping the blood from her sword with a handkerchief.
“Madam! We’ve taken care of most of the soldiers that broken in at this point. The other intruders have spread throughout the city.”
“That’s good, don’t let your guard down though.”
“Are we not going to chase after the enemies?” inquired one of the knights
“No we’re already low on man power as it is. Spread the knights out at key locations and possible target locations inside of the city. I suspect that they’re looking for something, otherwise they would have all moved as one toward the main castle. For now, let the volunteer units take care of the enemies with their guerilla attacks.”
“Understood! I shall report this news to the other squadrons at once!!”
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LMS Junkies Guild have arrived :D
Guilds that had joined in the defense of Serabourg employed guerilla tactics by harassing their opponents with long range attacks in order to lure them in, then when their enemies were in range a group of warriors and knights would burst out of the houses and sandwich them with attacks. It wasn’t a pretty tactic but none of them cared about playing fair and giving their enemies a chance to fight back. They knew full well that if their positions were switched, they would not hesitate to slay them either.
Solo players who disliked playing in groups also employed a set of guerilla tactics but on a much smaller note. Some guilds even competed with one another to see who would get the most kills.
At the McDonalds/711/ any place with food you like to go to, in Rosenheim kingdom:
Embinyu Paladin 1: grr where are the citizens!?!?? There’s nothing to kill in this godforsaken city. Hmm…We may as well get something to eat?
Embinyu Paladin 2: Hahahah I agree with you, the food hereis pretty good.
About 20 paladins were taking a break inside of the restaurant.
Paladin 1: GAH! IT BURNS IT BURNS~!!!
Ttring! Decrease in health 70, damage will continue for an hour unless something is done.
“Why is there no water?!?!?!??!?!”
All of the paladins began to sprint to the bathroom in unison.
They hovered their mouths somewhat below the faucet and turned it on full blast before chugging it all down.
“Ptew!! What the hell, mud water?!?! Gah, who did this!!”
“Whoever the hell did this is gonna pay!! huh??? Who are you?
Person: Hi my name is nooborto just your friendly neighborhood ninja. Oh and I was the one who put hot sauce, really powerful right? It? my own blend.
They hurriedly scrambled to their feet with swords drawn and rushed at the masked man.
Paladin 2: “K-KILL HIM!!!”
But the clever ninja already foresaw this and began to throw poison daggers at the paladins and threw in a large stink bomb as he slammed and locked the door in one of the paladins faces
“Just you wait till I get my hands on you, you little brat!!!” The man began hacking away at the wooden door with his sword, his face red with fury.
The shaman in the back had had enough. He lowered his wand so that it pointed at the door and cast a spell “Fire ball!! Get ready to burn!! Hahahaha”
Nooborto now a good distance away from the door turned back to face the door. In a low voice which only he could hear he said “By the way, you should know that the stink bomb is made from a special fish oil which is highly flammable. Heh heh”
Paladins: “Wait, what?? Flammable!?” He peered back horridly as he saw slight sparks coming from the shaman’s hands “Stop you fool! Stop!!” It was too late. *BANG!!!*
Ting! You have killed 20 Embinyu priests you have acquired 40,000 exp
Ting! You have leveled up!x10
Nooborto: “Woot free exp~~! Ooo I see some embinyu shamans, maybe they?l give even more exp.”
Embinyu Shaman 3: “Where are those stupid paladins wander off to? We were supposed to be killing and they’re out eating food! Gahhhh just wait till I catch those idiots…”
Embinyu Shaman 8: I can’t agree with you more, this is stu- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Nooborto: HA!! How do you like my thousands years of pain move(Note: This is from Naruto, just google it lol)
Embinyu Shaman 8: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT YOU LITTLE INSECT! Ice spear!!
Nooborto: “Smoke bomb!!”
Embinyu shaman 4: “You little coward you think we’ll let you leave here alive? Dream on!” A glint of silver flashed in front of him, rather than panicking the mage cast a barrier spell and laughed the attack off. “You think a little shuriken can stop me?! Ice spear! Ice spear! Fire ball! Lightning bolt!!”
“Argh!!!?”
“Aha! That’s what you get for underestimating me!?”
Shaman 7: “You idiot the one you hit was me! Frost diver!!!”
Shaman 4: “Sorry it was my mistake!” *boom*’
Shaman 1:” Everyone stop! We’re hitting each other, now let’s just use a wind spell and then kill the bastard!”
Nooborto was snickering from a roof top as he watched the mages fight each other in frustration. “Idiots~! I’m just the distraction. A good ninja knows when to flee as well.” He skipped away from the mages with liethe movements as he gazed down at the other Rosenheim residents who were also fighting. “Hmmm…I wonder who those guys are. It looks like they’re running to the library….? Meh, may as well watch.”
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Running through the midst of the burning city was a trio of novices who were most likely only level 30 judging by their plan leather armor. Following closely behind was a group of determined barbarian warriors wielding large clubs and maces.
“Joey~!! How did it come to this! Ahhhh” yelled a frightened female archer. Her normally bound hair was loose now due to her hair tie breaking. On her back was a crude elf bow but it was a good bow none the less.
To her side was a young man probably 18 years old, he was heaving from the weight of his bronze plate armor. “Huff….Huff…Cain, where do we go from here?”
The panicking shaman tried to compose himself but his hands shook persistently. He eventually pulled out a crumpled piece of paper from his bag and examined it “Take the next left head straight for 4 blocks and then take one more left. After that, we’ll be at the Rosenheim library. We should be able to hide in there.”
“You heard the man, we’re almost home free!”
*Smash!* A giant mace crashed several feet away from the group and they grimly turned back to see the poised barbarian.
“RAAAAHHHHHH” In their moment of distraction, the platoon of barbarians had almost caught up on them.
“RUN FASTER!!!!!”
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Blueshadows spent most of her time in the library. Even in real life, she preferred reading novels and the like from playing actual games. Something about the idea of travelling to a different world and sharing a grand adventure drew her in. Books told stories of how friends helped one another when they were in need, tales of how they started out in a small village then bound into one misadventure after misadventure, eventually getting strong to the point that they could face off against a Dungeon guardian on their own. It was for this reason that she sought to join Royal Road along with her sister and friends from an online novel forum. Blueshadows had actually managed to stumble across a secret class called Moonlight Reader due to her long time spent in the library. The condition for this hidden class was to have a good relationship with all of the librarians in the Rosenheim library, read 60% of the books there, and also spends at least 600 hours there during the first two weeks a novice was stuck in the city. Needless to say, this was a ridiculous requirement because the library was filled with thousands upon thousands of books and no one else had met it as of late. Together with her friends they stormed a fort Alkhar which had been filled with goblins and even managed to overtake a lizard lord.
When she and her party had finally returned to Rosenheim after a 2 month trek through the wilderness she zoomed straight into the library at a lightning fast pace. In turn, she was completely unaware of the situation outside of the library. Blueshadows lazed about her small personal room high above the first level. It was a section filled completely with books about government and history which no one liked to read. After discovering this place, she decided to outfit it with her favorite sofas and books, effectively making it her own living quarters. She was about to doze off when there was a sudden loud crashing noise downstairs.
She reluctantly peeked from her hiding place to see what the disturbance was. A group of poorly dressed adventurers rushed through the library doors screaming like they were possessed, behind then was a small band of warriors who were obviously trying to kill them.
“What do we do now?! They followed us all the way here!!” yelped a girl in a squeaky voice
“I…I…I don’t know! Barbarians aren’t supposed to be this fast, it’s completely illogical!! Hackers!!” cried a panic stricken shaman
A loud voice thundered from behind them“RAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!”
Judging by his face one of the adventurers seemed to be especially angry “Rawr rawr rawr, can’t you say anything else!?” yelled Joey.
The warriors face flushed red at this comment and began thrashing madly at the man. He made wide, bold swings with his heavy club but kept missing by a hair and ended up their book cases.
‘How dare they ruin my home!’ thought Blueshadows. She climbed down from her hiding spot using a rope and swung her body onto one of the bookshelves, expertly balancing herself before leaning forward causing it to fall onto the next shelf. That caused a domino effect and one by one all of the shelves collapsed in with horrible force until they fell upon the unsuspecting group of adventurers and warriors.
-Ttring! You have killed a Embinyu soldier, you gain 465 experience
-Level up!
-Level up!
Bluehearts was surprised at this notification and accidentally spoke out loud “Embinyu denomination? What are they doing here??”
Cain was covered completely in dust but managed to squirm out from underneath the shelves. Un fortunately Joey took the full brunt of the attack “Gasp! I can breathe again!!”
“Miss, be careful! The Embinyu denomination broke into Serabourg, they’re trying to destroy everything! Ahhh my arm hurts…” Alice was the most uninjured of the trio but her arm left arm was broken.
Destroy? They’re going to destroy my books, my sanctuary? The usual passive Blueshadows glared venomously at the crowd of warriors then took out a cyan colored book from her bag and threw it at one of the soldiers.
The man closed his eyes and puffed out his chest at this weak attack “Hah, like a little book could actually hurt me.” His friends also joined in by laughing together.
“Enlarge!” The normally small book grew to a staggering size twice that of the barbarian. They would have been able to easily dodge the book but fortunately they had let their guard down at this attack.
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Class description:
Character Name: Blueshadows
Job: Moonlight Reader
Title: Erratic Thread Viewer
Status: Erratic
Level: unknown...
Health: Spazzy
Mana: 5000
Strength: 100
Dexterity: 10-50
Wisdom + Intellect: 1-1000 (By heplfulness and mood)
Fighting Spirit: 1-100000
Stamina: 20
Endurance: 10
Charisma: 5
The Moonlight Reader was a hidden class that lied dormant in the Rosenheim library until Blueshadows managed to unintentionally fulfill the qualifications for the class. The condition for this hidden class was to have a good relationship with all of the librarians in the Rosenheim library, read 60% of the books there, and also spends at least 600 hours there during the first two weeks a novice was stuck in the city.
Moonlight Readers possess a special book called Book of Dimensions.
Book abilities are:
1. enlarge-Can either make the book super big or small enough to fit in your pocket(note: do not read it when it’s tiny, really bad for your eyes lol)
2. Dimension transfer/Animate - The class book acts as a portal to another dimension so you can either enter the book or summon things from it. You must read the book you wish to summon something from (100-1000 times, or requirement is that you have an absolute perfect memory of the book and can recall everything about it). Said book creates a fantasy dimension that matches all the descriptions in the book and reenacts all of the events. You can only bring items out from the dimensions that you have already recorded. Objects brought out of the book will act as they did in the book so if you bring out a random T-rex he’s going to rampage. You bring out a knight and appeal to a sense of justice he may help you. It’s possible to build up intimacy so they’ll listen more to your orders. Those that were animated require a steady amount of mana(25 per sec and Blueshadows has enough mana/mana regain items to hold summoned objects/persons for 1 to 2 hours depending on the size). When you have no more mana they return to the book, they have the ability to recall back into said book whenever they want(They do this before they die so they don’t disappear), and objects have the choice of answering your summons. But you can communicate with summoned beings even when they are still in book). If you’re on bad terms they’ll ignore you (*cries*).
3. Reveal- Sometimes the book will reveal secret dungeons or lairs or watev that are hidden if all the summoned creatures have been happy for a long time (ie. A year) and can only be revealed in certain conditions that are similar to the hidden place (ie. If it is a desert on some other plain/island then surrounding must be desert-like in the first place) and only if you are really lucky with high charisma and luck or favor with a god.
4. Part of normal functions of the book-The book will open to specific story/world/pic/etc. you want and if you are not certain then you find a table of contents that shows stories/world/pic/etc. recorded. Always shows empty pages at both the beginning and end of the book though.
Notes about going into the book:
You can enter the book and go to these dimensions and screw with the story and interact with everyone. But if you mess with the storyline too much like making them unhappy with you then you can't summon said party. Ex: You read a book about the medieval times, bunch of kingdoms are fighting unleash something like a giant ninja god dragon to raise hell, then they’re going to get angry at you. (Note: In that dimension your abilities limiters are removed. Instead of summoning a single object you can bring a set of objects/events from another story/dimension into the one that you are in.) You over run all the humans and let dragons take over the continent/world. Humans are unhappy with her so they will refuse to heed your summons however the giant ninja god dragons that you interacted with and helped to conquer the world with will follow your summons and orders(they also fear they’ll be whipped by Blueheart so ya…)
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The book expanded further then tossed itself open and began to flip through all of its pages before glowing a faint white color “Animate, Black heart!!”
Heavy mist poured out through the book spreading through the entire complex. Slowly a shadow four times the size of the warriors formed from within the column of smoke and high above the warriors head was a glint of red which sent shudders down the hardened veteran’s spine. A claw reached out of the book first, then another claw, followed lastly by an enormous head with a pair of long horns and deep piercing red eyes which seemed to look into one’s soul. Her body loomed high above them, forcing them to strain their necks just to look at it. The body was covered with muscles and black steel like scales, flexible but inexplicably strong. Time stood still and no one uttered a sound.
Breaking the silence was a feminine voice which seemed to border between joy and madness “Dinner is served, Black heart~!”
“ROAAAAAAAR!!!” A earth shattering voice split the air and the beast’s neck moved with astounding speed. Before anyone could react one of the soldiers was lifted off of the ground and was doing a desperate death throe inside of the black dragon’s mouth. Blood splattered everywhere as Black Heart shook her head around, thoroughly enjoying her tasty treat. Seeing the terrifying beast in front of them devouring their comrade was too much for the warriors, and they made a beeline for the gateway. A massive tail hit them heavily from the side knocking them into the air then a enormous claw caught them midair and swatted them down like mere flies.
In an act of desperation they threw their weapons at the dragon’s head but that only served to further enrage the monster. She pulled her head back and prepared to breathe a breath of fire and brimstone at her foes.
“Oi, Black heart! No fire! Are you trying to destroy my house?!” yelled an agitated Blueshadows
Blackheart immediately stopped what she was doing and reluctantly nodded her head at her ‘mother’. Afterward she continued to play with her new ‘toys’.
Behind Bluehearts was the stunned trio who couldn’t understand what was happening in front of them. At first they were chased by a group of fearsome warriors and were ready to fight to the death, then this person appeared and summoned a giant dragon before killing everything in sight. It was beyond comprehension. Unnoticed to them, a shadow appeared from behind one of the bookshelves.
“Yaaaaaaaawn” said the mysterious woman as she began to stretch her arms.
Cain turned to face the stranger “Who are you? When did you get here?”
“Hm? I’m Chicaalterego, it’s a pleasure to meet you. And what do you mean when did I get here, I’ve been here the whole time!!”
“Eh? Really?”
“Yeah, I was resting in that sofa since this morning. It’s a really soft and good quality sofa so it was easy to fall asleep =)”
‘You slept through the sounds of cannon fire, explosions, screaming, and a massive siege on a city….?’ Is what the trio wanted to say but they were too astonished to actually reply.
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Character info:
Character Name: chicaalterego
Job: Air wasting stalker
Fame: 0
Life: Immortal?
Class: unknown
Status: Lazy
Level: 400
Health: 1
Mana: 0
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 0
Wisdom + Intellect: 342420
Stamina: 35544
Endurance: 1
Charisma: -13
[Job description: The Air wasting stalker (usually refereed to as useless bastards). Is not a legendary class, albeit it is known as a very obscure and mysterious one; this class is famous for it's weird side effects. The players in this profession can never attain fame and keeping the charisma in the positive area is an impossible feat. This job is very unappealing to many, since is completely useless for battle, for earning money and for most practical in-game feats. However the "Air wasting stalker" class provides you the ability of raising levels doing nothing, and enables you the option of sleep when you are sleeping in game, making the skin of their avatar be always smooth. It’s possible to learn new skills simply by watching due to their high intelligence but this will cause their level to drop each time they use it and be physically drained.
The ones in this profession tend to have a high level, since they chose it aware of the fact that they are lazy bums. But their level is just for show and it will be reduced if the player accidentally learns an ability due to their high wisdom. This class has only one real benefit to it, which comes when the player decides to use the ability unique to theirs class "Stalkerism" in which they can keep on stalking something even after their HP its 0. and below 0. Allowing the player keep up whatever they are doing procrastinating their dead, and then die a thousand times... ]
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Chicaalterego turned to watch the massive black dragon ‘Hmm…That looks like fun’.
-Ttring! Book of Dimensions learned! You can now summon people/objects/beings from a book that you have an adept understanding of. Must have specific book you wish to summon from on hand and shout “Animate, ______”
-Level has decreased 50 because you learned a skill.
Chicaa was ecstatic at this news “oooh! I want to summon Pikachu and Pichu!!”
(MY CHILDHOOD, MY NOSTALGIA, COME FORTH!!!!!)
“Pichu?? Pi pi chu!!”
“Pika! Pi ka chu??? Pi, pi ka, chu chu”
“So….SO CUTE~~~!!!!” Unable to hold herself back anymore, Chicaalterego ran up to the small animals and bear hugged the struggling pokemon.
“Piii….pika~!!!” They squirmed around trying to break free but that just made her hug even tighter.
Finally, “Pi…ka….”
Sensing some kind of static and pressure in the air, Blueshadows turned around just in time to see what was happening. She wasn’t sure how Chicaa brought the pokemon out but she had watched enough episodes to know what was about to happen.
“Black heart, fly! Fly out of here right now! No questions just do it!!” yelled Blueshadows as she clawed her way up the dragon’s back. Black fire had only ever seen her master this flustered when she mentioned her sister Blueheart and instinctively followed what she was told to do.
Joey dragged his friends out of the entrance “If you don’t wanna die then run!”
“Ahhh, we’ve been doing so much running today!!” but Alice still followed closely behind
The only ones left were the remaining barbarians, clustered behind a bookshelf and confused they peered at one another.
“…CHU!!” A blinding flash of light enveloped the room followed by an overwhelming explosion effectively sending the barbarian warriors to become new stars in the night sky.
Somewhere off in the distance a voice could be heard “….Team rockets blasting off again~!! Meowth that’s right!! Wobbuffet!!”
-Stalkerism activated! "Stalkerism" is a skill in which they can keep on stalking something even after their HP its 0. and bellow 0. Allowing the player keep up whatever they are doing procrastinating their dead, and then die a thousand times...
Chicaalterego began to rub her cheeks against a reluctant Pikachu(PIKACHU IS A GUY BTW, HE WORE A KIMONO IN ONE EPISODE O_O IT BLEW MY MIND SO MUCH, I NEVER KNEW) and Pichu “Aww you’re so cute~!!”
“Pikaaaa~!!!”
-Pikachu and Pichu have returned to their dimension, they are unwilling to answer your summons a second time.
“Waaaah I wasn’t done yet!! Muuuu…Fine, I’ll just ask Blueshadows to help me then, if not I’ll just bug her until she does >:”
A shudder ran down Blueshadows spine just then “I’ve got a bad feeling all of a sudden…”
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An entire platoon Embinyu paladins had just finished passing an Inn in search of civilians. To their dismay they found nothing inside. It was apparent that there were people there prior but every valuable and personal belonging had been gleaned off the shelves and the family had long since departed. Outside the building near one of the old wine barrels was a young man dressed in a pure white clothes with a rare insignia sewn on its back, he possessed a gentle smile as incandescent as the sun and bright blonde hair.
“It’s 44 gold for each enemy slain, there’s 12 of them so….” His mind began to calculate the numbers instantaneously and before one could even blink he said “528 gold! Ahahahah That’s great, I’ll be super rich now! Well…they have no mage or priest with them so this’ll be easy. Heh heh, I can’t wait…I can finally buy that rare new wine I saw earlier, ahhh must not drool…Oh god of light please forgive my actions, and help me get rich err I mean, uphold justice by defeating these villains! Ooooh one of them has an adamant sword!! ” Sun’s eyes seemed to gleam as he looked at his soon to be new sword.
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Avatar: Grisia Creus || Type: Neutral
Level: 21 || Job: Holy Knight
Title: Sun Knight Captain || Fame: 7000
Health: 800 || Mana: 7500
Str: 30 +20 || Dex: 40 +20 || Vit: 50 +20
Wis: 60 +70 || Int: 9000 +70 || Spr: 40 +20
Sta: 30 +20 || Faith: 150 +70 || Attractiveness: 6000 +70
Leadership: 0 +20 || Luck: 0
Offense: 25 || Defense: 20
Resistance to Magic: None except for resistance to dark magic
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+20 points to all stats
+50 points to Attractiveness, Faith, Wisdom, and Intelligence.
+Luck will never rise above 0.
+Gained ability to learn all magic skills to the rank of master. Advanced skills available.
+Gained ability Sword Mastery will never rank beyond Beginner Level 1.
+50% increase in combat related stats when equipped with the Saint's Dragon Brigandine.
+Decrease in mana consumption for spells based on level of Magic Mastery.
+Gained ability to equip class specific items.
+Gained unique skill, Light Mastery.
+Gained ability to learn secret skills based on your level of Light Mastery.
+Gained ability of elemental perception.
+Magic skills will not gain skill proficiency but the corresponding masteries will gained increased growth rate and efficiency.
+Mana Regeneration rate is doubled, added effects can be produced from using Mediation.
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Swordmanship: Beginner level 1 0%
Light Mastery: Beginner level 8 27%
Elemental Mastery: Beginner level 5 47%
Necromancy Mastery: Beginner level 3 99%
Elemental Perception: Comprehension 5%
Holy Mastery: Beginner level 9 99%
Saint's Dragon Brigandine: comprehension 2%
Resurrection: comprehension 25%
Wine Making: Beginner level 5 0%
Mediation: Comprehension 10%
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The paladins became shocked as a tall handsome man seemed to appear out of thin air. Each one of them entered their battle stance but soon lowered their guard after carefully observing the man.
“What the hell? It’s just a priest!!”
“I know right…I thought it was that frightening lady from earlier, you know the one who danced around and cut everyone’s heads off....” His shoulders shuddered at the sheer memory of that person
“Ya…by the way, are you a boy or girl??”
“Must be a girl right? I mean just look at her! She has long blonde hair down past her shoulders, clear blue eyes, and pure white clothing. It’s obviously a priest from Freya!!” All of them began to nod in unison at this seemingly sound conclusion.
Sun could no longer hold himself back and roared “Grahhhh are you blinde?! I’m a guy damn it!! And take a careful look at my sword, it’s the sun sword! I’m the sun knight of the Church of Light!!” ugh why does this always happen….Whatever, I’ll just kill them and be done with it. An overwhelming amount of mana began to gather around Sun’s body and he was about to unleash his full fury on his opponents when…
“SUN!!! SUN WHERE ARE YOU!?!??! Quick you three go that way, everyone else search the surrounding area again. Sun must have gotten lost again…We absolutely cannot lose Sun another time, otherwise Judge is going to be super pissed off again. I don’t need to tell you what he’s like when he’s angry, right?!” said a red haired man with a booming voice.
All the knights nodded their heads furiously. Judge was plenty scary under normal circumstances; they didn’t want to even think about what he would be like if he were angry lest they suffer horrible nightmares for the rest of their lives.
Member of blaze knight’s platoon: “Ah, I found him! Guys he’s over here! Eh, who the heck are these guys!?”
Embinyu soldier: “Isn’t that our question?! Are you somehow related to this cross dresser?! Ugh, I can’t believe I thought he was a she. But then again, he is really scrawny, and does have shiny hair, and clear blue eyes, gah I still can’t believe it!”
‘oi, you’re not the one who has to suffer through it! Do you know how hard it is for me to get close to girls because I look like this?!?! Grr…I’d pwn your sorry ass if it weren’t for the fact that Blaze knight was here…’ thought Sun, gritting his teeth.
“How dare you insult Sun! Blaze knight platoon, forward!!”
“Whatever, it doesn’t matter if there’s 20 more of you. We’ll still beat you all down. Take them down boys!”
Ahhh noooo Blaze, don’t slash there! You’re damaging my new armor. Argh, the price is going to drop so much now because of those dents. Whyyyy!! my money, it’s slowly dwindling away~!!! D:
Wait, no! Not the shield! A matching set sells for more!!
“Grr, insolent pests! Blinding light!!” As soon as he said this, a bright light flooded the streets.
the knights buried their faces in their hands and began to rub their eyes vigorously “Gah my eyes! I can’t see!”
Wait…Can’t see???
Embinyu soldier “Now! Attack!”
During this time I hastily collected large amounts of water spirits with my right hand while also collecting lightning with my left hand. Heavy static filled the air causing everyone’s hair to stand on end. I let out a cry “Web of Lightning!” and released the spell on everyone. The effects of the lightning spell were further amplified by the heavily saturated air. Cries of pain erupted all around before they fell lifelessly to the ground in a limp motion. By the time I was through Blaze knight and all of the others could see again. That was plenty of time for me to use my magic to strip the soldiers of any possible values they had on them. (This is an actually an altered version from this website http://legend-of-the-sunknight.blogspot ... cuing.html)
“Um….Sun, what happened here?” asked Blaze knight, unable to understand the situation.
“Hmm it seems they all tripped and knocked themselves out!”
“But they’re on fire and smoking??”
“Then it must have been a misfired spell!”
“But there are no mages around here!”
“Perhaps lightning struck them all down” I said with my most innocent and dumbfounded expression
“What…? But all of them just….how???” asked a dumbfounded Blaze knight
“Brother Blaze, it seems that you are very tired. Try not to think about it too much and let’s go get you something nice to eat. How about some smoked ham??” Sun gave a smile that would look normal to anyone, but all of the holy knight captains knew that in truth it was one filled with malice. Each time he gave that smile something unfortunate would “coincidentally” happen to them.
“Yes! Please!” cried a fearful blaze knight
Rule Number Three – No matter how lame/foolish the Sun Knight looks, never ever provoke his wrath. Even if you’ve unintentionally discovered the Sun Knight’s imperfection, you had better just admit that he’s perfect unless you want to experience his imperfection yourself.
Ahh Blaze, if only the others were also so easily convinced. Oh well, I’ve gotten my new armor sets. I’ll be able to sell these for plenty heh heh. I love my magic pouch, I can carry as much stuff in it as I want~!!
"Hard earned money! Hard earned money! Lalala la!" "cough-coronation gift money-cough!" "Shut up, Alien!"
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Narr-Master watched the forces fighting below him with interest. He lithely clung to the top of the clock tower at the center of the city so that he could carefully observe everything below him.
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Name: Narr-master
Level: 270
Title: "The phantom leech" Fame: -2456
Life: 11348 Mana: 6669
STR: 978+25 DEX: 1070+25 VIT: 1240+25
WIS: 80+25 INT: 400+25 SPR: 120+25
STA: 1300+25 Shamelesness: 770+50 AIR( means less pressence): 600+50
Class: Screenlight leechtaker
[Screenlight leechtaker: Class whose mastery has been banned by Geihar Von Ahreupen himself after realising his fame was being leeched off by someone, Having taken him 20 years to discover this act of treason he realised the dangers such a dark profession may cause someday to the continent, thus forbidding It forever. Able to leech off the intangible and stalk the invisible, this path my only lead to darkness]
Stalk some assassins and harass them, or just watch/steal loot.
Skills:
Leech STR Leech WIS Leech HP Leech SKILL Shadow Bind
Leech STA Leech DEX Leech MANA Stalker Fist(after following someone for so long he can know his weak points)
Leech VIT Leech SPR Shadow Stalking
Leech AGI Leech EXP Shadow blending(he can enter shadows and use them as portals in battle)
Obscure Omniscience (after stalking some for so long he can predict his actions in battle)
Dark State of Parasitic Vampirisation ( costing 60 mana per secong his stats are boosted by 30% and he recovers 10% of whatever damage he dealt to the oponent)
Leechig skills work this way:
Leech STR (Takes a while) PERMANENT CHANGE
Leechtalker 700 STR Prey 800 STR ---------------------------> Leechtalker 705 STR Prey 795 STR
Here's his history provided by narr himself :)
Natham Alexander (add second english sounding middle name begining with an "R" here) Rojas, age 19 is the man behind the stalking, he is pretty much the reason why the world genius exists. Being extremily gifted allowed him to do whatever he set his mind to almost flawlessly and with ease. After years of strict tutoring paid by his overly exalted parents and not being able to make friends he came to just grow bored of everything, and developed a really aloof personality as a result. he first heard of Royal Road on rhe streets while he was "strolling around", and as he always did with something new, he tried it out. He wasn't really expecting a lot of fun, since everything else bored him too, he didn't have many expectations of the game. The first 4 mandatorial weeks pissed him off so instead of doing quests or getting a class he decided to just wander around the city, where due to many coincidences and events he somehow came to find a ultra ubber secret passage into the castle, there he obviously found the will of Remor Atick Leechenstalk and received the class "screenlight leechtalker", losing a plethora of fame too ( he was actually surprised you could lose fame when you didn't even have any).
After a while he began discovering his abilities and started testing them out for "fun", surprised since he hadn't thought of that word for years, and he was right he was having fun, using his already polished "wandering abilities" he could make his prescence really thin, even to monsters, first experimenting with the basic leeching skills "leeching life" and "shadow stalking", he preferred to do this during the night, while in the day he just enjoyed the sun he didn't have in the real world( he lived in some cloudy state).
One day loitering around he came around weed's sclupture stall and found it interesting--as sculpting was secretly the only thing he has ever failed to do, not that his artistic sense was bad, just that, out of some weird karmic law being good at everything to the point of getting killed by the other people's jealousy needed to be balanced out somehow, so the universe decided to make him suck at sclupting.
As the months passed and he continued to lv up, he came across weed a couple of times, not that he was ever noticed, he saw weed going into the secret crevice in the cave of litvart(kept following weed even after he stopped leeching off the people following him), he came across weed's pary before going to lavias(so he went with them), stumbled upon the orc/elf war.
Growing stronger he kept getting more skills, one of which alloed him to see his "victim's" stat window, that's how he came to know that weed was a LMS and ridiculously strong at that, first he was going to leech off of him but decided not, since he felt a weird akinship towards weed, maybe because they were both secret classes, he saw weed as the sun and he as the shadow.
His skills function in a way that he can literally suck people's stats and skills froma distance, which is why he has such overly inflated stats despite his lv, unfortunately these "passive" skills can't be used while in battle, so he usualy just rests under a tree nearby his victim, and while his prey is painstakingly trying to gaim exp he lessurely zaps it away, reducing his already obscenely low fame even more.
Screenlight Leechtalkers' main weapon are his fists, like some sort of monk(thankfully he leeched off other people's handycraft skill so at vol 6 his is already intermediate 7) he usually doesn't fight head on, but when need arises he was some skills to defend himself.
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For him, the attack on Seraborg started when he was in the middle of one of his daily strolls through the city. Seraborg was the city in which he gained his class and there was a sense of nostalgia as he walked through the dark alley ways of the city. Most would find the areas of the city in which he visited to be dark, foreboding, and a downright horrible place to visit but to Das Narr it was an adventure. Each day he managed to find new shortcuts, and hidden secrets within the cities walls. He had decided to continue his stroll despite the cities situation and soon spotted several familiar forms over in the city courtyard and two people with their backs to a wall.
“Hmm…That’s weird. No one ever comes to these parts. Even if there was a siege, there’s nothing of actual interest here. Eh? Wait, aren’t those two…..???” Das Narr said to himself
“Oi, Iheartz what’s taking you so long!” yelled a badly beaten and bloody Bonky.
“Hold on a sec, I’ve almost finished getting everything out and finished the preparations.” replied a troubled Iheartz. He literally turned his backpack upside down and a mountain of items began to pour out from the magical bag.
“Hold on!? Hold on?!?! You’re not the one who has to take all of the hits!!!” screamed Bonky as he braced himself for the impact of yet another ice spear *grunt* “HURRY UP!!”
“I’m ready! Do it!!”
“Finally….” Said Bonky with a heavy sigh “Devils pact activate! Bonkers mode!!”
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Avatar: Bonky333 || Type: Stuffed Animal
Level: 333 || Job: Bonking Master
Title: "Legendary Procrastinator" || Fame: 333
Health: 73737 || Mana: 37373
Strength: 333 || Agility: 333 || Vitality: 333
Wisdom: 333 || Intellect: 333 || Spirit: 333
Stamina: 333 || Endurance: 333
Leadership: 333 || Luck: 333
Offence: 333 || Defense: 333
Magic resistance: none
Special Skills:
Devil Pact: Goes into bonkers mode for a set period of time, doubling all stats at 333, unable to differentiate allies from prey, cannot be leveled up. Note: This will cause the player to temporarily assume another form while fighting.
Procrastinate: Lies around doing nothing, only skill capable of harming the Legendary Moonlight Slaver class(namely Blueheart).
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Bonky’s body became a staggering 8 feet tall, brown fur began to sprout all over his body covering him completely, his mouth grew large while his teeth became sharp, until he changed completely into the form of a giant grizzly bear with burning fur.
by: xneoknight
Several swords and maces struck against Bonky’s new body but they rebounded off of him just as easily. Underneath his furry exterior was pure muscle and unrestrained rage. Bonky dashed into a group of knights and hefted them high into the air, then used his new paw to smash a surprised priests head.
“What are you waiting for!? Mages, hurry up and blast this thing!!” yelled a well dressed paladin, presumably the leader of the group.
“Ice spear!! Ice bolt! Lightning bolt!”
The spells drew blood as it crashed down on his body but the beast showed no sign of stopping. They were just about to fire another volley when an ethereal dagger pierced several of their throats. The wizard had a stunned expression as he fell to the ground gurgling and struggling to get the dagger out. His attempts were in vain as a volley of ethereal daggers rained down on him and his comrades.
Hushed gasps escaped their throats as they looked upwards. An armament of daggers hovered menacingly in the air above them; their purpose was clear as day.
Even in his animalistic form, Bonky was not one to pass up an opportunity when it presented itself. He charged through the bombardment of spells until he pierced their ranks and began to violently throw his body weight in all directions. After the beast got past them it circled around one more time and began to trample over the still dazed soldiers.
“Barrier of blades has been prepared. Now switching to controlling Bonky. Ugh…so not looking forward to this.” muttered Iheartz with a hushed voice. He had dealt with controlling Bonky in his bonkers mode before and it was no easy feat.(Side note-Imagine that in his bonkers mode all of his strikes make a Bonking sound ;p) There was simply no reasoning with him as he relied completely on his instincts for fighting when in this form. Thankfully, they had several practice sessions and managed to influence him slightly now.
“Body take over!” All of the muscles in Iheartz’s body became frozen and unable to move as his consciousness moved and began to struggle for control over the ferocious bear turned Bonky.
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Name: Iheartz
Level: 212
Title: the Puppeteer
Life: 12012 Mana: 20120
Strength: 333 Dexterity: 999 Wisdom: 1332 Intellect: 2312
Class: Neuromancer
Has the ability to mentally attack and fully take control of the opponents body. Effectiveness of control and the power of the opponent (50%, 100%, 200%, etc) depends on skill level and intellect while the duration of control is governed by mana levels. Warning: while controlling others, the neuromancer's own body is put into a form of stasis and will be extremely vulnerable to attacks. In addition to mind control, the neuromancer is also capable of creating illusions, inhabiting inanimate objects, implanting thoughts, and even slight (surface thoughts) mind reading. The average Neuromancer is only capable of controlling a single, normal-leveled mob, with higher level Neuromancers being able to control near-boss level enemies or several different lower class enemies. It is said that an Arch Neuromagus has the ability to take over players, take over boss level monsters, and even permanently animate lifeless objects. However, given that nobody has reached such a level, this information is purely hypothetical.
Note: Neuromancers are extremely vulnerable to interruptions and destabilizations of their mental state. Observation: When I encountered Skyrim, League of Legends, or Moonlight Sculptor, 12012 life was lost, strength was increased by 333, dexterity was decreased by 333, wisdom was halved, and intellect encountered a random shifts.
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He rose up on his hind legs to his full height then sent a mallet sized fist colliding into a knight’s head before repeatedly stomping and biting into the body of the obviously dead opponent. “Hmm I could get use to this” mumbled a giant flaming bear now possessed by Iheartz.
‘I wonder…maybe I could use that spell in this game…’ thought Iheartz “Fus Ro Dah!
“Chain lightning! Magic arrow!” shouted several desperate mages
He huddled his body to the ground to shield himself from the attacks. “Annoying gnats…”
Chaos seemed to break loose as the remaining ethereal daggers descended down from the sky piercing the priest’s bodies. They now resembled some kind of porcupine rather than a high priest of Embinyu. Iheartz bit into the dead paladin’s leg and reeled his new body backwards then to sent the corpse crashing onto a charging group of barbarians.
“Now, take down that damnable mage!” screeched a soldier from behind Iheartz
From the back!? Iheartz turned his body as fast as his massive girge allowed and caught sight of a group of Embinyu warriors charging at his frozen body. He sprinted as fast as his he could, but in the midst of his overzealousness he had overextended by at least 30 feet and left his real body open “crap…not going to make it….”
A steel mace struck Iheartz(original body) square in his back sending it sprawling to the ground. Iheartz’s mind was overwhelmed with pain as his body was beaten. Despite Neuromancers overwhelming ability to control objects at will they still had one major weakness. Almost all of their casting spells forced his original body to remain immobile making him a perfect target for the desperate warriors. Every spec of pain that his original body felt was linked directly to his mind and intensified. Iheartz reflexively held his grizzly paws over his head as he reeled from the overwhelming throbbing in his head.
The warrior had a heavy smirk on his face as he raised his mace to deliver the final blow.
Just then a shadow seemed to leap out of the dark alley and fly towards the attackers.
“Flying jump kick!” his leg landed straight on the paladin’s chest but it the heavily armored paladin seemed unaffected. However, this did not deter the man.
The man’s shadow seemed to spread and undulate as it encircled the group, then large black hands appeared from their shadows, tying down everyone’s legs “Shadow bind! Leech HP! Leech Mana!”
“You bastards are mine now~~!” said an ecstatic Narr-Master/Das Narr
“Little brat! You think you can take us on?! Hah! It doesn’t matter even IF our legs are tied down!”
“Divine protection! Saints blade!” A searing white flame enveloped the paladin’s sword and armor.
“Come, little one I shall--GAH” an armored fist collided with his face before he could finish his sentence.
His perpetrator stood in front of him, circling his wrist in a taunting motion. “You idiots talk too much, if you wanna brawl then let’s brawl. No need to waste time talking” Said the smirking fighter
“grr…I’ll skewer you on a pike you little runt!!”
The warrior forgot all about his broken nose and tried to charge at the man but the shadows continued to tie his feet down and slow him. The paladin swung madly at the fighter in an act of half desperation and half anger. Narr weaved his upper body in a figure 8 motion and landed several strikes on the warrior’s ribcage. It didn’t seem to have much affect at first but the combination of continuous failed attacks and harassment began to wear the paladins down both physically and mentally.
Sensing that his prey was staggering, Narr decided to “motivate” the man with a few quick jabs at his face.
“Upper cut! Gut buster! Power stomp! Demsey Roll! Falcon punch!!(My novel, I want least someone to use a falcon punch >: and what followed next can be summed up in this video graciously provided by Narr himself ;p Combos ShenLong the tiger Bloody Roar 2)
But the paladins were not disheartened by this flurry of strikes “Die! Eat cold steel! Grr…Why won’t you die?!?!”
This cycle of hit, dodge, hit, and taunt continued for some 15 minutes before the paladins finally noticed something was wrong.
“Hey, why aren’t you using Saint’s blade anymore?! Come on, we’ve got him by the ropes!”
“Huff…..Huff….It’s not that I don’t want to…I just…I’m out of mana! What’s more, even though he’s dodged most of our attacks we’ve also but there were also several good ones that landed! But look at him! The guy’s completely fine!”
Everyone stared at Narr in disbelief. It was true, despite there being lots of cuts on his leather armor; there were no noticeable wounds on him at all.
Narr sauntered up to the badly beaten warriors “Little late in saying this, but my Leech HP skill level is such that even dragon would have trouble killing me =)”
“What…but isn’t that cheating….?” Asked one of them weakly
“Cheating schmeating~! Eat my fist! Mwahahhahahhha!” Narr continued to pummel them for another 10 minutes before they finally lost consciousness or fell due to being worn out.
By this time, Iheartz and Bonky had also finished mopping up the other attackers.
The first thing Iheartz said was “We were completely in control of the situation. That was an obvious kill steal.”
“Hah like hell you were in control. You obviously overextended and couldn’t defend your real body in time.”
“Grr…”
“Tell you what, buy me that new sandwich special at the Inn and we’ll call it even.”
“But that costs 5 gold!”
“Or I could tell everyone about that time you got drunk and….”
“Ahhhh shhh!!!! Don’t say it! Okay I’ll buy you the stupid sandwhich, just NEVER mention that again.”
“Heh heh fine fine” ahhh nothing’s as fun as messing with your friends =)
“For now let’s just figure out what these guys want.” Turning to face the tied up Embinyu warriors and priests “So…you guys going to tell us what you attacked Seraborg for?”
“Hah don’t think you can make us talk so easily! We are proud servants of Embinyu! We never beg for mercy!”
Iheartz sighed deeply, doesn’t look like this is going to be easy. Oh well, it’s a lot more fun this way.