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The Adventures of Nick Cage
Book 2: Chapter 9: Wedding Crashers!

Book 2: Chapter 9: Wedding Crashers!

Author's Corner:  Not much happens here as the Arc comes to an end.  Left all the dialogue for the epilogue and kept the smut for this chapter instead.

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Book 2: Chapter 9: Wedding Crashers!

After a night of intense lovemaking, Nick and his waifus Solaria and Maya finally got up.

"Today is the day of the wedding, let's get everyone ready that is going together so we can end this!" -Nick

"*YAWN* More!  I want more!" -Maya

"Nick is right, we need to get this over with so we can go training, being level 4 is lame, I also want some cheats!" -Solaria

"Oh oh oh, good idea sister, after the wedding we definitely can get some levels in!" -Maya

"Oh and before I forget, I completed some new costumes for you two, the one you were using before Solaria is out of date and Maya never had one to begin with.  Solaria can you explain to Maya how to use it properly?" -Nick

"Sure, it's easy!  And even comes with a way to get naked quickly for sex!" -Solaria

"Yay!  You are the best husband ever!" -Maya

Soon the three left their room all wearing new costumes.  Solaria's still had the same flame patterns as before, only the 10.0 Aura limiter was removed and made to have no limit, Nick also added some enchants to them as well as his own suit since he knew how to now.  Basically, so long as they are wearing the suit, death is impossible!

"Nick!  We are all here and ready to go to this new world, I can't wait to find ways to get stronger, is everyone ready?" -Mr. Absolute

"Looks like everyone is here, but I have to go there first to make sure they are ready for us, I have been gone for three days and still need to check in." -Nick

TELEPORT! -Nick

With that, Nick found himself back in his usual hiding spot in the middle of the sky, far away from everything and everyone.

'Sally!' -Nick

'Yes daddy?' -Sally

'What gives!?  Where are my cheats?' -Nick

'Hohohoho, I was waiting for you to ask!' -Sally

*BOOM*

And before Nick could ask any further questions, he felt his body go through a huge transformation as he made a sudden breakthrough.

*DING*

Congratulations!  You are the first being to reach the God rank since the late Demon King.

'Wow so much more power, but the Aura is not stable anymore...' -Nick

'Hah!  Like that is a real issue!' -Sally

And with a wave of her hand, Nick's Aura was stabilized.

*DING*

Title Unlocked: Creator of Cheats

'Now check your stats and see how unstable they are!' -Sally

'Fine!' -Nick

"Show status." -Nick

*DING*

STATUS WINDOW!Name:Nick CageAge:32Race:Evolved HumanAlignment:GoodLevel:200Aura:20.0Titles:Superhero, Hero, Harem King, Creator of CheatsStrength:10000Vitality:10000Dexterity:10000Concentration:10000Intelligence:10000Wisdom:10000Unlocked Affinities:Light, Dark, Fire, HellfireStat Points:1892

'Wow great stuff, can you upgrade me more?' -Nick

'Sorry that is the highest rank below ours, you have to figure out how to get to our level on your own, that is probably the quest you have to undertake anyways to save the world.' -Sally

'Okay that's fine for now, what about skills?  Surely there are more cheat skills you can give me yes?' -Nick

'Of course...' -Sally

Then Nick and Sally spent the next 15 minutes 'cheating' for lack of a better word.  By the time Nick was done, he really did not have any stat points left as he learned everything possible!

Finally, Nick made it to the Castle to see what was what with the wedding plans.

"Nick!  Where have you been?  Wedding is going to start soon!" -Tiffany

"Hey Tiff, I was busy at home and lost track of time.  Also we have some problems so after the wedding we will need to get with the heroes and others to discuss them..." -Nick

"No problem!  Just bring all your people to the throne room so we can get started!" -Tiffany

"Okay no problem." -Nick

'Get all that Sally?  Be sure to send them to the throne room once I bring them here.' -Nick

'Got it!' -Sally

TELEPORT! -Nick

"Okay all is ready on their end, are you all ready to become powerful and gain cheats?" -Nick

"I think I speak for everyone when I say, hell yea!" -Mr. Absolute

"Okay gather around, it's time to party!" -Nick

Soon Mr. Absolute, Porter, Barb, Lea, Maya and Solaria gathered around Nick.

MASS TELEPORT! -Nick

"Nick you are back!  And who are the two women hanging on your arms?" -Tiffany

"These are my first and second wives Solaria and Maya.  And the human in front of us is the one I'm marrying today Tiffany, the Dark Elf behind her is Valerie and the Succubus err umm Demon is Lily, both of which are my wives already." -Nick

"So beautiful..." -Maya

"Stop drooling Maya, we have to have a talk with them to set proper hierarchy.  Also who is the red eyed blue haired girl and the hottie with the monochrome hair?  I say no to the first, but the second you can have if you want." -Solaria

"They are part of the heroes summoned with me and seem to be their own little couple with the short guy over there." -Nick

"No matter about them, though the one girl is hot and you should consider stealing her at a later date, she already looks upset at the other two who seem to be having a Pink moment without her." -Solaria

"You know how the curse works, I already have a Human wife so I'm unsure how that would even work in the first place!" -Nick

Then a flash a light deposited the stragglers, Mr. Absolute, Porter, Barb and Lea.  Though Porter, Barb, and Lea looked a little stronger, none of them seemed to be a threat so Nick ignored them, but the blazing sun that is Mr. Absolute's Aura was simply ridiculous!  All Nick could do was shake his head since he knows Mr. Absolute's personality, he probably spent a few years in the void training before he was satisfied, no doubt breaking through to the God rank all on his own.

"Wow this world is beautiful, isn't honey?" -Barb

"Uhh, yes, very beautiful." -Porter

"Fufufufu, the whipped one is even more whipped than usual." -Maya

"Leave them alone Maya, we have more important things to do!" -Solaria

And just as Solaria and Maya grabbed Lea and were about to go discuss things the King and Queen, followed by the High Priest, walked in.

"Greetings all!  We are here to have a wedding between the savior Hero and my beautiful daughter.  Let's get this wedding started!" -King DeMonte

With that, the wedding started.  And like all weddings, was very boring!  It must be noted however, that weddings in this world, which Sally wants to call Zeus for some reason, are a mixture of western means eastern weddings.  It's mostly in the eastern style of introducing the couple to the nobles and all that jazz, with the side of there being a priest to actually bless the couple.

Sally laughed when High Priest Buni blessed them in the name of the Goddess of Wisdom as she says she gained the faith energy from the prayer meaning that the Goddess of Wisdom is the system itself, and since the old administrator of the system got the boot, that left Sally and the girls in charge.  That means so long as people pray to this Goddess of Wisdom or any of the 7 aspects, they will get stronger!

And though the wedding was long and boring like all the others, it wasn't without events!  Joseph was still pissed off that he wasn't able to marry the Princess and it showed.  He did not disrupt the services but he was really happy when someone else did.

Right as the wedding was ending and they were married under the Goddess of Wisdom, a flash of light occurred again!

Oh shit!  Who is teleporting here now?  Let's see, I recognize the first Aura was my mother that means the second has to be... oh no!  Well I'll just keep my back to them and all will be fine! -Nick

Not turning around at all, Nick speaks to the light that started to consolidate into the two women.

"Hello mother, what brings you here at this time?" -Nick

"What?  You are not even going to ask how I got here?  Better question, where was my invitation!  It isn't every day that my son gets married..." -Scarlet Queen

"What do you mean invitation?  I told my team when it was, it isn't my fault you were not there on time to get sent here.  That isn't my fault at all, I know you knew about the wedding!  You are always talking to Sally, don't lie!" -Nick

"Well that charade is over then.  Yes I purposely did not show up since I wanted you to meet Ruby at the perfect time!" -Scarlet Queen

"Hah!  Your plans will not work!  I foiled them!  I'm not afraid of Ruby activating the curse as I just got married to Tiffany here who is a human mage!  That has to be the same thing as Ruby, no way the curse will work on two of the same species!" -Nick

"Are you sure of that?" -Ruby

*SHUDDERS*

Even without looking, Nick can instantly tell that Ruby is his type.  He wanted more than anything to just turn around and run to her.  Surely something is wrong as the curse never has worked without him actually seeing the girl first!

"Well uhh, ahh, yea!  Hina over there is proof!  I can look at her all day and no curse!  Sure she is one of the best looking women in here, and nothing!  I mean, I still want her and all that, but nothing overwhelming causing me to act!  Surely your voice is just seductive, I'm not afraid of you!" -Nick

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"Oh really?  Then why don't you turn around and look at me?" -Ruby

By this time, Ruby has walked up to Nick and even whispered the last sentence to him.  This caused him to shiver even more!

"F f f f fine..." -Nick

Then Nick, like the idiot that he is, turned around.  Of course, curse or not, he would still try to pick up the 5"9' beauty with an F cup in front of him.  It took him a full 15 seconds to realize she had blonde hair or green eyes.  That's saying something.

"Why hello there." -Nick

"That's more like it." -Ruby

Then Ruby moved the rest of the way and started kissing Nick like the world was about to end.

"Hey no fair, this is my wedding night!" -Tiffany

"Don't worry, you and any of the others can join." -Ruby

"Fine, but in the morning we need everyone to meet, especially the heroes!  Nick has stuff to say but it looks right now he won't be able to talk until he has gotten some things out of his system.  So (looking at all of Nick's different wives) who is going to join us?" -Tiffany

"Me and Maya got other plans." -Solaria

And just like that, the two girls left as if they were on a mission and literally only had one night to complete it.

"I'm joining, it's been over 6 months after all!" -Lea

"You know I will be there, it's what I do." -Lily

"But don't you want to know what those two are getting into?  Something tells me it is more important..." -Valerie

"Fine, I'll join you, I've had my fill for a bit anyways.  But I'm confused, how did Ruby get effected?  Nick was sure it wouldn't work!" -Lily

"I can answer that, I'm a Witch not a Human Mage who uses magic!  Show status to all!" -Ruby

*DING*

STATUS WINDOW!Name:RubyAge:953Race:WitchAlignment:GoodLevel:4Rank:DemigodTitles:Champion of Lust, Head WitchStrength:4000Vitality:4000Dexterity:4000Concentration:4000Intelligence:4000Wisdom:4000Unlocked Affinities:NatureStat Points:2

"Damn, that explains things, oh well, time to go!" -Lily

Then in another flash, Valerie and Lily went off and followed Solaria and Maya to do whatever it is they have planned.

Tiffany then grabbed Nick and Ruby and dragged them to her room with the poor panting werewolf following close behind.

"Well I guess the wedding is over for now.  Heroes be sure to show up in the morning, it could be important!  Let's go dear." -Queen DeMonte

Then the Queen with her rosy cheeks, dragged her husband off to their own bed chamber leaving the High Priest standing around with nothing to do.

"Well guys, I'm going to explore this world over the night before we start again tomorrow, this leveling system is intriguing.  I wonder what else I can learn and master.  Blue Screen, help me out with good locations to go to please." -Mr. Absolute

*DING*

Sure thing!

"By the way, which patron did you choose Mr. Absolute?" -Scarlet Queen

"I chose Sloth or Sarah or whatever her name is, I just call her Blue Screen since she talks to me in a blue screen.  I'm too lazy to do anything else, and don't want to be bothered with fighting so Sarah's laid back personality spoke to me." -Mr. Absolute

Then the supers had a small discussion about their patrons and the system, they didn't get any info from Nick so had to figure out everything on their own.  This is probably why Solaria and Maya ran off as they already knew everything about the system and knew leveling to 200 is necessary to unlock the full potential of it.

Eventually four people were left in the room, the heroes plus a seething Joseph.  Eventually Hina noticed the pink atmosphere of Aya and Hiro and sneered in disgust while turning her back.

"Let's go back to our room, I'm sure we can find some things to do." -Hiro

"Yes!" -Aya

And like that only Hina and Joseph were left.  Both appeared to be upset and neither had anything to do.

"So why are you so upset?  I Know why I'm pissed, I wanted to win enough valor to marry the Princess, but lost my chance thanks to the Demon King and the hero summoning!  I've trained hard and even reached the peak of the saint rank, I feel close to a breakthrough but need a hard opponent!  I must kill something to get out of my funk, what about you?" -Joseph

"Quit rambling, I just hate the weak.  After tomorrow I will need to finish my quest, who knows what leads ahead." -Hina

With that the two went their separate ways.  Joseph to the training hall to train the night away and Hina took Kiki to the top of the Castle and meditated while gazing at the stars all night.

Meanwhile, Nick was full of lust and was affecting even Tiffany with it.  Lea of course was always full of lust as that is the way of werewolves.  Of course Ruby was first and was making sure of it.  As soon as they shut the door she tossed Nick into the bed and stripped her clothes off.

Not to be outdone Nick used his suits special feature to make himself naked, causing a gasp as his enlarged member started to grow into epic proportions.

"Impressive!  I'm glad I waited this long to get married!" -Ruby

"*GROWL* Mine!" -Nick

This made Tiffany get worried and Lea giggle as the inner beast of Nick came out to devour Ruby.  And devour he did.

Nick grabs Ruby and tosses her own the bed.  He then tries to penetrate her but in his rush can't find the aiming right.

"Let me." -Ruby

Ruby then grabs his raging hardon and repositions it for optimum usage.  Of course the beast known as Nick did not waste any time and used that optimum position to its full advantage.

"Yes!  Give it to me!  GIVE IT TOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEE!" -Ruby

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRR!" -Nick

"Me next me next me next ME NEXT!" -Lea

At this moment a light envelopes both Nick and Ruby signifying the soullink between them being complete.

"I'm cummmmingggggg!" -Nick

Then like a pistol with infinite ammo, he shot his load all over the place without any control!

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" -Ruby

Once Nick was back to being himself, he looked around and noticed the mess he made and then the goddess known was Ruby next to him.

“Hello my wife.” –Nick

“Hello my husband” –Ruby

“No time for lovey dovey, it’s MY TURN!” –Lea

Then Lea jumps on the bed and shoves Ruby off of it.

“Hey no need to be so rough, I’m still recuperating!” –Ruby

“I don’t care, I have been waiting for this for way too long!” –Lea

“I thought it was supposed to be my wedding night! *SNIFF*” –Tiffany

“Oh boo hoo later, now it’s my turn, you get yours later… or you can join us.” –Lea

Not giving her a chance to respond, Lea positions her ass in Nick’s face and grabs his cock and starts stroking it.  Due to her ministrations, Nick was back to a full erection in no time!

“MMmmmm, that feels good.” –Nick

“Good, now give it to me!” –Lea

Still wagging her ass in Nick’s face, Lea moved forward on all fours to give him room to maneuver.  And not being one to miss a ripe opportunity, Nick did just that and gave it all to her.

“YESSSSSSS!  All MINE!” –Lea

“No fair!  Me too!” –Tiffany

Somehow through all this commotion, Tiffany seemed to have lost her beautiful wedding dress as well as all of her undergarments.  She also took that moment to sit on top of Lea so she could make out with her man.

“Hey, why did you stop thrusting!” –Lea

“Be a good dog and hush, he’s busy right now.” –Tiffany

Then Tiffany smacks Lea’s beautiful ass a few times leaving large red handprints on them.

“Ooooh, that feels good, keep doing it.” –Lea

So she did, all while still making out with Nick.  Nick eventually got his bearings back and started thrusting into Lea again while fingering Tiffany with one hand and twerking her right nipple with his other.

“ENNNNnnnnn, keep doing that and I’m going to cum!” –Tiffany

“Me fiiiiirrrrrst…” –Lea

Getting into the moment, Nick started to thrust harder and faster while rubbing Tiffany with even more vigor while not letting her tongue go!

“I’M CUMMING!” –Lea

Then after an earth shattering orgasm, Lea collapsed on the bed causing Tiffany to lose her position and stumble a bit before coming back to reality.  But Nick was not satisfied, so he lifted Tiffany back up with his hands and started to thrust into her not giving her enough time to fully get her sanity back.

“Ooooh, this is good.” –Tiffany

After thrusting a few more times, Nick finally succumbs to his lust and squirts his entire load inside Tiffany causing her to moan even louder as she has multiple orgasms.

Then Nick’s fury came to the forefront and he shoves Lea out of the way to make more room to insure Tiffany had a good wedding night.

“Lea wake up, we got stuff to do before it gets light out.” –Ruby

“Huh what?  I don’t follow.” –Lea

“I sense the others in the link getting stronger and we are only level 4!  We need to level up, both Nick and Tiffany are already level 200 so let them have a nice short honeymoon.” –Ruby

“Okay let’s go.  I at least got my loving in so I’m good for a little while longer.  Now I’m the Champion of Love!” –Lea

“Seriously love?  I was sure you would choose Lust like most of us did.” –Ruby

“I’m the Matriarch of a bunch of mangy wolves!  Love is the only thing that keeps them together.” –Lea

“I guess that makes sense, hurry up and get dressed, we got some things to kill!” –Ruby

And with that Ruby and Lea went off like the other girls and supers earlier in order to grind experience.  Meanwhile Nick and Tiffany had a real honeymoon, even if it was a short one.

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Shorter chapter because computer crashing kept causing me to lose data!  Epilogue will have Hiro's dad's POV so that should be interesting, I think the next arc will be different enough to be fun.