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Farming was not the easiest hobby in the world. Having to raise chickens that would make a racket at every opportunity sucked, but it had it’s benefits, namely the condoms. Not many people knew how their ultra sensible’s barriers were made!  

Joe was carefully watching his chick. He watched as she quivered and slowly released herself. He slowly reached his hand into her private areas, and looking for that precious egg of hers. The wood floor of the house creaked under his pressure. She pecked him on the cheek in slight anger, but by now she knew this routine and easily gave herself up. Having succeeded in obtaining what he came for, Joe ran out with the chicken egg in hand, breakfast had come. Unfortunately Joe never made it to breakfast.

Joe opened his lustful eyes after a bright light had blinded him. His vision was blurry and his head hurt as he saw his life pass before him. He was a lewd businessman who had made quite a lot of money selling chicken pot pies and condoms, but he hadn’t done anything bad, right? The courts said he was innocent after all!

“COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!” A loud sound resounded in his surroundings and the floor cracked with a great tremble. Dropping the egg, his heart skipped a beat as he felt the world disappear, turning into nothingness, only to be launched into another world of colorful madness. His vision returned and he now could see how he was standing in the middle of a glowing circle.

“Oh great Hero please save us!” A collective voice echoed behind him.

Even though he was startled, Joe turned his head and his eyes nearly popped out of his skull. Sitting on a throne was an ugly human like rooster with a rusty crown on his head. Jiggly fat thighs threatened to tear it’s pants as Joe watched in nervousness.

“The evil Demon King captures our people and fries them in a delicious batter,” he said, with his wobbly goodness flapping in the wind, “You must save our people BA-CAW!”. Suddenly, 3 bright yellow chicks waddled into the room. Their large busts and thick thighs suggested they had achieved ripe and juicy adulthood, but their beaks looked somewhat weird, like a polished sword after a pig bath.

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I wanna eat them in both ways of the meaning. drosh! Joe wiped his drool.Whether he was salivating from the eroticism or the thought of eating them he really didn’t know.

“I’m sorry but I have no idea what you are or where I am.” He said while looking around what he assumed was a castle. The walls were yellow, the floor red, and an odor similar to incest could be smelled. There were huge windows with images of a prophetic rooster, and a beautiful Hen taking care of a majestuous corn. With his splendid green leaf and his delicate yellow, the corn gave the horrendous hall a bit of decency.

“We are the delicious chicken people, and we have brought you here to Poultran to savor our mea... I mean, to save our people.”

“What?” Joe shouted with delight, thinking of the possibilities in human sized chickens and their tender breasts.

“Indeed, the cruel demon lord and his hungry minions attack our people during lunch rush every day and feast on the corpses of our people. It is a truly cruel fate, awaiting us.” The fat rooster sighed. His eyebrows seemed tired and his drool indicated how much he wanted the meal that was prepared for him after this meeting. Of course, he didn’t know what the fat rooster was thinking in reality.

Joe was shocked, he had never truly realized the terror his chickens must have lived through. The idea that his fat waddling sacks of money and condoms had families and lives was new to him, and he didn’t know what to feel.

The 3 chicks broke him from his thoughts, and began pestering him once they had him thoroughly surrounded.

“Oh please won’t you help us?”

“A kind and handsome man like yourself wouldn't leave us in distress like this would you?”

“Oh won’t you please save us, and give me good strong baby chicks tonight?”

But they quickly and progressively became lewder and lewder until the, presumably, fat and juicy mea… er King, forced them to stop and return to their rooms.

“Forgive me, my children are at that age after all.”

“Erm yeah….”Joe scratched his head.

"So then will you help us?" asked The rooster king

"I guess...." Joe answered

"That's Eggcellent!"