Meet Vlad Albus - a businessman, a ladies' man... and a vampire. As far as he knows, he is the only one of his kind on Earth. Vlad doesn't have any superpowers from legends, but being forever young in exchange for some blood is already good enough for him. When a mysterious woman offers him to change worlds and meet his kin, his answer is a firm "Nope". Too bad he doesn't have any choice in the matter. Even a vampire can't have an easy life in the world with status screens, levels, classes, and all sorts of magical races. How can Vlad relax when everything, including his beloved humans, tries to kill him on sight? And almost successfully, for that matter. To survive in this new reality, Vlad needs to harness the true power of his race. To overcome deadly dangers, he will need all the wit and wisdom he has. But first, he should find a consenting (and cute) donor to provide him with some tasty blood. Otherwise, the thirst would finish him off before monsters or bandits will...