There was once a Earth-dwelling man who was bored on the job, and so he decided to write a story. But he sucked. He couldn't figure out WHY he sucked at writing. But he kept trying, and eventually, he wrote up a universe. Normally, he'd feel proud, but felt that something was lacking. There was no suspense, no present drive, some purpose for his world to move. Something to make his newly-forged universe... into a story. So, he decided... why not throw in some people from Earth into his world to act as heroes? He chose three people. A penniless heiress, a NEET, and a chuunibyo. What he didn't expect was someone else to throw him in as well. I mean, who puts the author into a story?!?  2nd Synopsis:Have you read those villainess novels were someone transmigrates into the body of a villainess? How about those that are isekai'd by Truck-kun? Or maybe someone who has plot-armor level cheats? I have. There's been a whole lotta novels out there, but only a few masterpieces among the masses. And so, a terrible author decides to change things up for a bit. What if he features 3 of those unlikely heroes into his upcoming story? It'd either be the worst novel ever, or his magnum opus! Unfortunately, another entity had already decided to throw him into this new story as well. Will he survive? Will he make it home? Oh you're asking my opinion? Well, he's screwed. And it's all his fault. I mean, what type of author writes a calamity that 3 over-powered heroes couldn't stop?