[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] A creeping vine with poison berries is caught up in the formation of a dungeon core and supplants the default consciousness. The dungeon core acts according to its instincts, whether supplied by the plant or by the System. Paired with an irresponsible dungeon fairy and random creatures from the forest, will this vine-filled dungeon survive? Will it thrive? Will it cause the end of the world? Will it ever improve to the point it gains sapience? How many different dungeon creature mutations are there? Can we find even more questions? Readers can expect - artisanal, home-made cover art - An omniscient 3rd person narrator - A non-omniscient, "mechanical" System - No stat sheets - Organic dungeon growth - 1000+ word chapters - Secondary protagonist story lines that explore the world outside