Ok. I don't want to be human...

Oh for fucks sake! I'll just get Ultimate Vampire, so I don't have to worry about dying.

[Would you like to become an Ultimate Vampire? 'YES' or 'NO']

I immediately tapped yes. I expected something to happen, but it didn't. I'm thankful, at least it didn't- WAIT DONT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!

[Transition activated, beginning transformation.]

I clenched my teeth and closed my eyes, but nothing happened. No pain, just some weirdness.

When I opened my eyes, I found that my light brown hair had become a darker shade, I had noticeable difference in height, my teeth, sharper, I could see better, hear stronger, and think faster-and that isn't a thing. Also, my new dark brown hair was not clean, it had some branches, leaves, mud, and some other things. I looked down at my body. Mosquito bites, scratches, dried blood, mud, etc.

I really needed a bath. And then I heard a voice from the next room calling for us 'Noobs'. Oh boy. Here we go.

I walk in and see Akihito and William sitting there waiting for me. A group of people are also sitting at the table, along with the woman from earlier.

As I sit down, I take a mental note and look at all the people sitting down. There's a handsome guy with blue eyes and blonde hair, who is most likey gonna be a real pain in the ass, a Loli with a hood on and sitting on a GIANT RAVEN, the woman from earlier who seems the most normal of them all, a very, let's say, endowed, female teen with a shit-eating grin on her face, and a Night Elf from WoW. Though the last one is most likely a guy who changed races.

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"So, 'Noobs', how was your first mission?" The shit-eating grin teen said.

"We will tell you," Akihito responded, "After you all introduce yourselves."

The girl frowned a bit, but her smile came back and she said, "I'm Ria, the other blonde over there is Dick Stevens, and he's our certified asshole-"

"Hey!" Shouted Dick, the overly handsome guy I explained earlyer.

'Ria' glared at him, but countiued speaking, "The elf over there is Jack, and the one who greeted you is Sarah Forde."

Sarah waved, Jack spoke a quiet 'hello', and the Loli didn't say anything. I didn't get the Loil's name yet, so I asked.

"Who's the girl sitting on the raven?"

William and Akihito looked at me weird, and the others just looked shocked.

"Wha-? You can see her?!"

I gave the 'what the fuck you talkin about' and said, "Of course, she's sitting on a GIANT MOTHER FUCKING RAVEN HOW COULD I NOT SEE HER?!"

They all just stared. The Sarah spoke up.

"No one has ever seen her, but we know she exists. She is the one who has been here the longest. What does she look like?"

"Yeah," Ria leaned in, "What does she look like?"

"Umm, she's wearing a hood so I can't see her head, but she is a Loli."

Ria dropped her head in the table and banged on it, laughing to herself, Jack was the same when I met him, but he had a suprised look on his face, Sarah was the same as Jack, and Dick's jaw was open so much I could fit a dragon in there.

Akihito and William just gave me the same look as I did earlyer.

"Is it because I'm a Ultimate Vampire?" I spoke aloud, making Akihito and Dick freeze.

"Wha-what?" They spoke in sinc.

"Yeah? What do you think I was doing in the living room?"

Sarah sighed and told us to go upstairs and find the rooms with our names on them.

Good, because I needed some clothes and a bath