Prologue {The End?}
20xx, Earth, Unknown Deserted Island near Brazil
{MC's POV}
Huh.
I'm going to die.
My name is Dai Amganna… Well, it's actually the family name that goes first in my culture so I'm actually called "Amganna-Dai", Anyways I was a proud Martian living on the edges of the Olympus Mons (The biggest mountain on mars) with my divorced dad Amganna-leformilc and my little bro Amganna-liflonk, I also have a female Dog called Dich-Bussy. To you, these names might sound peculiar but remember this is peak martian culture so don't be Redist (Mars is red and it's also a Communistic society)
I had a normal martian life… That is until I started Painting or in earth, terms started working cleaning up for the Ambatukil Familia an infamous mafia house that dominated the Olympus mons. Even the local government couldn't do anything as even the prime minister was bribed by the Godfather of the Familia named Julian Afton who apparently goes by Mr. Dark Pink Dude now
I was actually a veteran member among the first batch of Thugs hired by Mr. Dark Pink Dude. My goal was to level up from a level 1 Crook to a Level 420 God-Daddy with countless bitches showering me with kisses every morning. My goal was basically to turn Olympus mons into Olympussy moms.
At least that was what Mr. Dark Pink Dude said I was going to get if I followed his orders.
"That's how mafia works" Was what the Mafia leader said to the young me.
Unfortunately, I was caught by the FBI for having loli feet pics frozen in my fridge before I could do so.
After 69 years in prison, I was finally going to be released back to civilized society… Well, that was how it was supposed to go anyways… But then my Cosmo-Pod the spaceship responsible for carrying me was caught of course and crash-landed on this barren island
'I guess God really does want me to go to Brazil' I joked as a way to cope with my continuously deteriorating mental health whilst being self-aware
Speaking of coping, What I said above was complete bullshit… Look I was all alone on this Satan-blessed island for years, Can I at least have some fun?
You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.
[Granted Unique Skill
Anyways, My actual name is jeff. Jeffery Aurum Phantasos (Cool name I know). I was born on the 10th of March 1996 as an average baby living in Italy with my single irrelevant unnamed parental figure and my dog, Goofy.
Goofy was a good boy, Actually, he was the best boy!... Too bad he died of food poisoning when he tried to eat a rubber duck.
At least that was what my single irrelevant unnamed parental figure said… But I knew They were lying and was actually the one responsible for making Goofy disappear…
[Granted Extra Skill
At some point in my life, I decided to go to Japan and live out whatever dream it was that I had… But now I was stranded on some rundown island that barely had any edible food.
[Granted Unique Skill
"All, I got is you Mr. Dumpy" The Wanna-Be-Martian said to an oddly out-of-proportioned basketball with a ;D drawn on its surface
"…" Mr. Dumpy responded silently like he always does.
"Yeah and also you Ms. Nutty" The Stranded Hobo said to a cracked coconut.
Ms. Nutty opted to stay silent this time.
"And of course, no one can forget about you Lord Boner" The Can- Not-So-Picky-Eater said to a (human) skeleton who still had some meat left that looked like it was just freshly eaten by something.
Yes, I did in fact take some novelty when it came to naming my inanimate friends.
[Granted Unique Skill
[Granted Extra Skill
[Granted Extra Skill
[Granted Unique Skill
[Detected That The Skills
[Acquired Unique Skill
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[Initiating Death Scenario For Individual Otherworlder Reincarnatee #69,420]
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*Beep*Ding*
"What the heck was that?" I said as I heard a weird sound ringing through my ears.
What was it? I listened closely to the sound.
*Beep*Ding*Beep*Ding*Beep*Ding*
What the Hell!?.
'Is that a bomb?' I'm pretty sure it was
At that moment my Fight of Flight instincts kicked in and I immediately chose Flight. My pale and thin arms lifted me upwards and after that My slender legs attempted to propel my body forwards…
[Granted Unique Skill
Unfortunately, With my lack of the recommended nutrients for running due to the absence of any food here, I fell to the ground and felt something hard impact my fragile skull.
At that moment Jeffery Aurum Phantasos died of a rock smashing his head.
… And it wasn't even the bomb that killed the guy.
And that was the end of his story…
Or was it?
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Anyways, That was the first chapter of my first work. What did you think of it?
Also, plz stone this author really hard until he's full of rocky load.
Fun Fact: Pigs can orgasm for 90 minutes