Life is often unfair, but it was doubly so for Bob Dinkle. Destitute, miserable, and constantly harassed by loan sharks, it was no longer a surprise when the big brute of a man snaps and kills his own tormentors. Too bad he brought a sledgehammer to a gunfight. But death didn't turn out to be the end. Lost in oblivion, Bob finds himself chosen by a god to become his Champion and dropped on the world of Morhaven, where only the biggest and meanest could survive. Fortunately for Bob, he was big, he was mean, but most important of all, he just wouldn't stay down. This was his second chance at life, and Bob wasn't going to let go of it. As Bob sometimes says to himself: When one door closes, kick it down and beat the asshole that closed it on your face. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. 5 advanced chapters available in Patreon.