" I have 2 hours left before everyone comes over. First I should check that the whole mansion is fully clean. Then I need to have some people set up the banners and everything. Then I just relax and wait for everyone to come. (2 hours later)"

" Well everyone should be arriving soon. And so far the mansion seems quite ready. Ah, a few people just arrived. Huh? Why would the head secretary and his girlfriend arrive first? Doesn't he hate me? Whatever, at least he came. What's up, bro?"

Secretary's head said," I see, you are quite the informal man when you're not at work. Well, it is a good thing. To be able to run a successful business and live a happy life. Also didn't you say 'new house', how come I see a mansion?"

" Well, you see... I felt like now that I have so much money I should at least buy a mansion. After all, what's the point of having so much money in the bank."

Secretary head," So you like to spend all your money as soon as you get it huh? That's a bad habit. It'll fu*k you up at the worst times. So I advise you to try to correct yourself before you go broke. And from now on just call me by Xian Feng."

" I guess I'll take your advice. And you seem to be quite the informal man yourself. Ok, now let me show you where you guys sit down and relax. Or if you want a private room I can arrange it for you guys as well."

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Xian Feng," I will take you up on that offer. I would greatly appreciate a private room. Also, I know you're holding a party and all but where's the food? Are you planning on holding a party without any food?"

" The food is going to arrive in an hour. (whispers) As for the private room, if you need any condoms just open up the closet and you'll find stacks(talks normally again) Enjoy yourself. (grins)"

Xian Feng," To think you would be this considerate. You even stashed those things in the closet. Aren't you afraid of ruining your reputation?"

" Don't worry about me. By the way here's the key to the room. Go to room xxx. I'll text you when everyone else arrives."

Xian Feng, " Alright thanks a lot, I owe you, dude. Pardon me and my girlfriend, we have some unfinished business to complete."

" LOL. I didn't think he and his girlfriend would start smashing as soon as the came. No wonder they came early. He doesn't seem that bad now that you think about it. It must've been the situation in my past life that resulted in him being so bad to me. Now that the situation changed it seems that he is quite a good man. Well, that's if you ignore how sexually active he is... But then again you can't really call him a bad person for that."