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THE HONEYBRAWL

"Zylon if he can disable your speed, i think it best you stay back and try not to get too involved in this." Malakai warned as he took a step forward.

The Demi-God clenched his fists. He didn't want them to fight his battles , he looked behind to see all the denizens still dancing, completely enthralled by Swano's voice.

"Ok, I get the bystanders out of here, you two be careful." Zylon said to them.

"Relax Zylon, Malakai is crazy strong and i punched a kraken!" Winfrey confidently said before running at The Boss with her broken wine bottle.

"Did you win against it?!" Zylon urgently asked of Winfrey who choose to ignore him.

To say the Boss was surprised was a understatement, he didn't know why the Goddess of Wine would want to attack him, He wasn't sure if she knew who he was or what was going on. But without any hesitation he grabs the Goddess by the head and lifted her up, Winfrey jabbed the bottle deep into his veiny arm. It was insane how easily the bottle just sunk in his arm like it was made of wet clay. He grimaced as dark blue blood came pouring out the bottle top. Winfrey smiled and punched him directly in the nose, completely pushing it back into his skull.

"The creator of the Drunken Fist." The Boss thought as he recalled the legends about the Goddess of Wine. He jerked his head back, pain overloading his synapse. He let go of the Goddess.

He charged at Winfrey, swinging his large fist with surprising speed. She carelessly dodges them all, a look of excitement on her face as she jumped on The Boss's chest and backflipped off him.

Malakai was next as he punched him directly in the stomach, he was thrown a couple of feet away from them, aware of the pain, lights swirled his visions before colliding with a wall, breaking it down. The smell of cooked meat and spices filled his nostrils. There was panicked shouts of "NOT THE SOUP!" and "SAVE THE SANDWICHES!" that filled the air. He heard Radam calling him, he was worried.

"How precious." The Boss thought hazily.

He felt warm liquid running over him and for a second he thought it was his blood before the intoxicating aroma of bacon turkey soup filled his nostrils. He took his finger and tasted it.

Damn, just like mom used to make.

"This is going to be tricky." He thought as he struggle to rise, the wind knocked out of him. He coughed up a good amount of blood, enough to fill up a bottle. He felt as those his organs was ruptured. His ribs was definitely shattered, there was no question.

Malakai have never actually fought before, but he knows that until Zylon get everyone out of here safety, he will have to hold back.

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"I could destroy the whole building if I really wanted." Malakai thought to himself, wary of his sheer strength. If he does destroy the building, he will happily build Dialoco a new one, free of charge. Malakai look over to see that Winfrey had grabbed a whole table.

"AIN'T NO MAN LIKE THE ONE I HAVE!" Swano sung, The Boss felt himself renewed, her voice gave him the strength to carry on. He rose just to see Winfrey chucking a table at him, he sighed. The Boss opened a portal in the blink of a eye. Malakai charges at the Boss, the table went into the portal and a portal opened up in front of Malakai.

The God of the Forge barely had time to think as a table flew into him, He blocked it, The table shattering to pieces.

"Oh no he has portals!" Winfrey lamented.

The Boss dusted himself off and continued calmly. The blood still dripping down his left arm.

"Let get this party started." He said, his voice booming so that even the patrons outside could hear him.

"Hey that my line!" Winfrey said, pissed off as she grabbed two more wine bottles. Popping off the corks and ran over to Malakai.

"I need a light." She said low in his ear, but before Malakai could react, he was tackled by the twin succubus dancers.

"AH! WHAT THE-" Malakai was cut off by a succubus stuffing her fuzzy scarf into Malakai's mouth.

Winfrey was going to help him but got German suplexed into the dance floor by Big Ray The Golem bouncer. Large cracks appeared upon the illuminated ground from the impact.

Malakai rose to his feet as more and more dancers jumped on him. He broke out easily, sending succubus flying in all directions.

"Winfrey! You alright?!" Malakai asked worried.

"Just fine, nice sneak attack buddy!" She said to Big Ray as she casually flipped out of his grasp and onto a table.

"Thank you, it not easy being sneaky when you're a golem let me tell you that." Big Ray said, flattered at the compliment.

"HE KNOW HOW TO SLOW IT DOWN!" Swano singed as she twirled, her love burning brightly for her man. That one line was dedicated to the Demi-God that introduced her, hopes he enjoys it.

Winfrey toss the bottles up in the air and held her hands. The wine came flowing out, and with a swish of her fingers, she send the wine flying at high velocity into the Boss's face who couldn't react in time. Malakai watched in amazement and a realization hit him.

It felt like a hundred knives cutting him at once. The Boss clenched his teeth, fighting through the pain. It even got in his eyes, causing him to yelled out in agony. He felt himself get dizzy, his head was swimming. He felt his blood get lighter. Winfrey grinned sadistically as she moved her finger in a circular motion in front of her.

"A minor setback." The Boss thought to himself, his face stinging with small cuts being exasperated by the strong achochol. Blinking his stinging eyes to form a blurry picture. It was hard to think, He saw Winfrey who was smiling at him, waving a finger in the air. He felt like the floor shifted beneath him as he tripped on the ground.

The next thing he knew, his face was set ablaze. And soon enough his entire body was on fire. Malakai held his outstretched hand towards the large man in question. Winfrey and the others stared in awe.

"Ah, Malakai. God of the Forge. Bastard of Shangor and Miriam. Makes sense this was their plan." He thought calmly as he stepped into a portal that appeared in front of him.

Winfrey runned up to Malakai, A big goofy smile present on her face which made Malakai smile in return.

"You knew what my plan was from the start! Way to adapt!" Winfrey congratulated Malakai who just shyly nodded in return. They was brought to attention when they heard Swano singing.