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Prologue:"Meatshield-chan was born"

Good morning world! It's me your favourite Helvet town adventurer guild receptionist idol Dia-chan desu! No-no were still cleaning up the guild before opening it desu. The guild has been very busy because of the increase in hostility of monsters after the guardian incedent three hundred years ago. I won't complain since an adventurer registration is payed directly to the receptionist so it is basically a tip desu.

Ah, time to open the guild desu.

Ah I forgot to introduce myself properly desu. Once again my name is Dia, Dia Jensen desu! My family is said to come from a danish person named Luke Jensen, a summoned person from another world by one of the fake gods desu. I'm 15 years old desu and a year more and I'll be available for marriage desu! I want a husband that will cook me food ten times a day desu!

Oops. I didnt mean to blurt that out desu...

Am I getting treated badly? Well I would say yes but only if I'm outside my home or the guild desu. There are people who teases me because of my surname but they always get invited by my male co-workers at the backpart of the guild. Then they come back to the reception a few hours later and say to me that theyre sorry. I dont really dont mind desu. I just want some free time with lots of snacks desu.

N-no I'm not fat desu! How dare you call a lady fat desu!

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!

Phew. I almost lashed on a newbie adventurer desu. I'm sorry I often get angry for the most pathetic reason desu...*sniff*

"Errr? Onee-chan are you listening?" E-eh?!

"...N-no...sorry but could you repeat what you said desu?" I answered with a wry smile.

"I said could you please register me and have the adventurer with the highest attack stat teach me." he said with half-closed eyes.

Iya its another one of those noble kids that wants to be an adventurer desu. Plus the attack stat? People loves maxing the Atk or the MgcAtk rather than defense these days desu.

In my opinion people should try to max out their Def and MgcDef stat and devote themselves to learning great defense skills.Maybe it's just me disliking the feeling of getting hurt desu.

"Oh? So then why didnt you try to use your stat points on your Def and MgcDef stat then onee-chan?"

"That's because back then when I was still a kid I wanted to be the most powerful Mage in the world!"

Wait. How did he know what I was thinking about? Better yet, how did he know about my stat points allocation? There's no way he could've used [Appraisal] on me since I also have [Appraisal]. What in the world?

"pfft...fffffuwahahahahahaha!" the kid held his stomach as he was rolling on the floor laughing.

I  am not getting mad desu! I definitely am not thinking of hitting this boy in the head desu!

Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.

...Maybe smacking him in the head a little wouldnt hurt...

As I raised my hand up in the air and formed it to a hand-chop I noticed something strange.

Y-yep it really is strange desu.

I mean everyone isnt moving desu. Theyre frozen in place and even the annoying fellow who keeps flipping a coin has his coin stuck in midair.

I directed my line of sight to the boy in front of me. He has stopped laughing and is now looking at me directly in the eyes.

...Creepy-desu!

I put weight on my hand-chop because of the creepyness but before I knew it the boy is gone.

OUCH!

I hit the reception desk desu!

New Skill Obtained!

"Spare Body(active)"

-The user can create multiple exact replica of themself. Creating a replica lets the replica reallocate their stat points and the replica also gets the user's skills. The amount of spare bodies you can create depends on this skill's level and this skill levels up for every 5 level up of one of their replica.This does not have a cooldown and their replica does not inherit this skill.

Replica available: 1

(Note from Leaun: Your funny so I think I'll be giving you this skill and I'll be stal-watching you from above from now on. Bye bye!)

Wait what?!

As I'm in a state of confusion five more system message greeted me.

New Skill Obtained!

"Auto-revive(Passive)"

-If the owner of this skill dies, they are revived after 10 seconds with full Health and Mana. This has a 24 hr cooldown.

(Note from Leaun: I dont want you dying before you entertain me right?)

New Skill Obtained!

"Titanic Ascension(Active)"

-Once activated the user will not take damage against opponents whose Def and Mgc Def stat are lower than the user's for 60 seconds. This has a 300 seconds cooldown. 

(Note from Leaun: Is it a good idea to give you this? Hell no! Is it a fun? F*ck yes!)

New Skill Obtained!

"Refraction(Active)"

-Once activated all damage that is supposed to damage the user is converted to offensive power for the user for 60 seconds. This skill will convert the damage to 60% Atk and 40% MgcAtk for the user. This has 300 seconds cooldown)

(Note from Leaun: Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnddd that's the third unique skill! Just wait until you see the other two.)

New Skill Obtained!

"Reflective Aura(passive)"

-The user has an aura that reflects projectiles back to the caster/shooter. This skill can only reflect 10 projectile until it goes into a 5 second cooldown wherein the skill will be currently off.

(Note from Leaun: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait till you face an entire army just to get pincushioned by arrows!)

New Skill Obtained!

"Negative Armor burst(active)"

-The user damages the surrounding 8 meter radius by 70% of their max health and the user absorbs the same amount. After activation the Def stat and MgcDef stat will drop to zero for 3,600 seconds. This has a cooldown of 18,000 seconds.

(Note from Leaun: The last unique skill is a double edged sword! Good luck out there!) 

WHAT IS HAPPENING DESU!?

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