Greetings, and welcome to today’s topic regarding sapient resources. Today I am talking about how we as humans can interact with other sapiens beings, from the jellyfish species we called Kreessod, too the reptilian species Scrosqeds, too the avian species Unkails. In short how we humans can interact with different species across the Milky Way.

Let’s start with the most common subject, smiling. Yes Geff, we humans tend to smile a lot, now shut your pie hole. Smiling by showing teeth has regularly been viewed by other species as a threat. We humans have evolved through that smiling with teeth is an extremely common show of affection or show that we are happy. We regularly show it in advertisements tended to ourselves. Why is this a no for SR, is because the vast majority of other sapiens have evolved to think that showing teeth is an immediate threat to their life. This also goes for the carnivores sapiens as well. Think of it as being threatened to steal your wallet. That kind of thing.

Smiling without showing teeth is essential in sapient resources, to not appear threatening towards our fellow coworkers across the stars.

Now with that out of the way, lets talk about our forward-facing eyes. Yes Geff, our eyes is for depth perception, now please don’t roll your eyes at me. Most of the herbivores sapiens out there have a flee response in seeing our eyes due to the fact its predatory in nature. According to them, our eyes is always observing, always moving about, never resting. Our eyes after our teeth is the common factor for being frightened by us humans. It triggers the response for alert, so to speak. So, while mingling with other sapience, never give direct eye contact. Think of it as we will never give eye contact with a foreign dog for example.

Let’s move on to the touching or petting our fellow sapient coworkers. DON’T. Otherwise, you will hear from our lawyers for sexual harassment. Yes Geff, I’m looking at you. I don’t care if you had consent or not. DO NOT PET OUR SAPIENT COWORKER WHILE AT WORK. Period. End of discussion. I don’t care if you think our coworkers are cute or not. Don’t! It’s degenerative to our fellow sapient coworkers to be petted while working. You would not pet a working dog, would you? No? Then have a similar mindset here. They are working, and you asking to pet our sapient coworkers are distracting them from being productive.

Let us get to food related topic for a bit. Don’t share food with the sapience unless it is a clear emergency. Our food is processed using too much salt, fat, sugar, and spices that is lethal to our coworkers. Especially avoid any food that has spices in it. Espieally peppers such as chili. Unless you want to have an attempted murder charge, Geff. Chili contains Capsaicin, common in pepper spray. Very few sapiens can eat processed food we humans eat commonly. Think of it as food allergy, and you get the idea.

Plenty of sapiens also don’t process alcohol properly and will get alcohol poisoned for a mug of beer. So, no Geff, sapiens saying no to free beer is not an insult to your hospitality. It’s literally them saving their health and kidney. So, stop bothering them with free beer. They cannot drink it.

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Now let’s talk about our strength differences. We humans have been evolved in a high gravity world, surprisingly. That means that the other sapient coworkers cannot take hard laboring jobs at our world. That also means we humans must be extra careful when walking in areas where we know for certain there are other sapiens beings. A little accidental push from us can at worst cause serious injuries or even death to our sapient coworkers. I’m serious Geff, we are the oxen in the glass store. Any wrong move and we will destroy the glassware. So, walk slowly around corners, and don’t run while in our building. It’s a company rule that we cannot run unless an emergency. Take your bloody time Geff, because I don’t want to hear you smashing our sapient coworker into a wall and coloring the wall with their insides.

Now, speaking of sports, talking about sports, Geff, is fine enough. Inviting our sapiens coworkers to our games such as football, land hockey, basketball, tennis, badminton, table tennis, and everything we humans regard as sport is direct out. Most of our sapiens coworkers does not have the physical health to join your fondness for sports, let alone compete. I did mention that I don’t want our walls covered with the sapiens insides. This is the same thing.

Just invite them to watch. Simple as that.

Now you do notice I am constantly saying sapiens, instead of races, or aliens. The main reason is to say that our sapiens coworkers are in fact working with us to gain a profit in the galactic market. Aliens as a word is degrative, as it’s a description of foreign sapient species that we don’t want to interact with. Some of the American presidents of the old used the word alien to describe their foreign workers, mostly those that came from the country Mexico.

We still carefully explain our American counterpart that Mexico is a human country, and that they don’t take the jobs from America itself. So, any degrative statements such as birdbrain, jelly-nuts, fish-bags, reptiles, and everything else you can imagine that can be seen as derogative description of the species involved is to be not said out loud. Freedom of speech doesn’t mean you can be a dickhead, Geff! I mean it. And our lawyers can and will bring charges of hate crimes if we catch you saying these things to anyone for any reasons.

Now, I know that this meeting here is mandatory, and you are beginning to lose what little interest in sapient resources we must give you, but a final note for future coexistence. I know you currently have a relationship with our Xeno partners, Geff. Don’t deny it. Now, where was I. Ah yes, any lovely pokey must be out of work, including and not limited to teasing in the workstation is grounds for termination. We take sapiens resources quite seriously, here in this company. That’s why we have a strict no touching or petting policy in place.

Now, I know you want to be intimate with this relationship, and it’s none of my business, but for the sake of my fellow coworkers, us in sapiens resources must tell you that you need to do proper research into intimate relationship, to avoid accidentally killing your partner, and fellow coworker. Look into what is safe for your partner.

That’s all, Geff. Now go, I have a rather long argument for our fellow Unkails about human relationship. I am not looking forward to that part.