I woke up in the darkness, that empty darkness. I can’t describe it...it...it’s like wandering in a gravity free void. Well, let’s try and remember where the fuck I am. Ok...ok….ok...I got nothing, well I should’ve expected that with the whole floating thing….wait….WHERES MY BODY?!

I started looking below and touching myself for any appendage, a leg or somethin. Please baby jesus don’t let me be a quadriplegic, I’ll give up my left nut. Wait….I have no hands…...I HAVE NO HANDS!! Wait wait wait let’s calm down and adjust….IN and OUT….IN and OUT. Ok let’s just think about this...I have no limbs….and I don’t know how I’m seeing. How exactly am I seeing anything when it’s all dark….well this is too much to handle, why aren’t I blacking out already.

Wait...woah...I….I think I know what this is...it’s gotta be that….

LIMBO

So that means I died somehow. Now let’s really think about why this is happening, did I piss off a someone or somethin?  Wait why aren’t I afraid, why aren’t I screaming? W-WAIT HOW CAN I THINK BUT NOT FEEL!? AHhhhhggg…….anxiety isn’t fun and thats what most people will probably do that as soon as they get into whatever this place is but not Dante. You might ask who’s Donte and who the hell am I.

Well, I go by many names; Krishna, Gaia, Azathoth, Shiva, etc. But the one I like the most is….nothing. I am the answer to the big question, I am the ruler of all, I AM NOTHING.

Well, I’m not nothing at the moment, I’m bored. I should expect that from controlling everything since the beginning of everything. It gets boring just watching all the stuff you created get destroyed by some douchebags...humans. They think there’s some sort of answer for everything when there isn’t, You’re there to be there, no less no more. They act like I created everything just for them, especially those “isekai” punks.

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Don’t get me wrong, they do some beautiful work, but guess who has to clean it all up…..ME! I just wanna eras- ah sorry off track there. Huh, you confused on why I can break the for wall? Well, that’s because I’m nothing and nothing can’t stop nothing except nothing, ya get it?

Yeah, well I didn’t expect you to, but back to the main premise. I’m bored blah blah blah “main characters” are ruining the fun blah blah blah. In the end there’s only one culprit….those bastardly little “gods”! I give them a title and some skills, now they think they can just start summoning some “seeds” from planet 666XJQ….you don’t know your own planet. Geez, just as I expect from some degenerate reading a prologue for a web novel.

But back to the point, those little plebs think cause they summon some “seeds” they could find me and take me out. Tough cookies, I don’t like it so I guess it’s time to start over. Oh, what am I about to do? Well, it’s pretty simple. I’m gonna send a new energy into the fray of a summoning and it’ll create a chain reaction like a bug going through a computer. It’ll go to one summoning circle/array then find another similar to that then it’ll keep looking for more until all the summonings have malfunctioned, then the new energy will look for the sources of energy that created the summonings.

The bug will absorb the source energy, next it’ll automatically use some of its energy to transport itself to the summoning target and absorb their energy. Once all the summonings are gone the bug will still be looking for energy, so it’ll look through almost all existences, not all of them cause we can’t have project Kaiju destroyed tehe, and prey upon all the energies it can find.

You might be thinking “HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!!! THOSE ARE BILLIONS OF LIVES, YOU MURDERER!”....shut the hell up. Do you think I wanna do this, do you think I wanna destroy my own kids….man this shit’s the only thing I can do. Either its start over again or go insane and force my children to kill me. I will NEVER let myself be consumed by my own nothingness, even if I gotta delete myself, and thats where Donte comes in.

Once I delete everything there will only be nothing, no not me but true nothing. The nothing that you feel when you first hear your favorite uncle dies. That emptiness can consume anything, mortals, immortals, even me. I felt it before and let me tell you, once its got a leg up on you it won’t let go. It follows like a shadow and it hits like a multi-dimensional truck sent from “hell”.

It knows once I erase everything it can take control and control “True Chaos”, but thats where Donte comes in. After I have erased myself, the nothingness will try and create some of web so whenever anything tries to exist it can just latch on and take control of everything. But there’s one existence the nothingness can’t get to, Donte.

You might be thinking “FINALLY, who in christ, well I guess that’s you but, is Donte?!”, well Donte is someone extraordinary.

Donte is…...me…...he’s the first thing to ever exist.